cracks me up  

catastrophegirl 40F
975 posts
1/13/2006 1:51 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

cracks me up

i got this hilarious email this evening. it's especially funny since i was reading it while getting my back rubbed and my neck nibbled on by a very cute guy i met on this site. (back rubs were of course just a warm up... we moved on to much more interesting things)

"...seriously....for an ugly butch, you have many demands. Wow. Lighten up (just a suggeston). You should also take out "men" in your 'search criteria'. You would be doing a bunch of us a great favor."

and then of course even funnier is his response to my autoreply. seriously. i wouldn't have gone to the trouble of setting up an autoreply if i didn't need one to filter the riffraff. i'm not swarmed under with emails, but i do get plenty of them and the "who's viewing you" numbers
(Total views since 3/21/2005 11100... and since my profile was turned off for about a month over the summer that's about 1,230 a month,)
winks, and people adding me to their hotlists are quite good for my ego, even if most of them are just looking at the pictures to jerk off. (i'm a realist, i know men are visually stimulated)

"You actually set up an "auto-response" to incoming emails??? LOL Like, you expected so many emails to your drawn out, boring, non exciting profile??? Seriously???
Holy sh*t. "

i know the statistics on how many guys are on the site as opposed to women and i'm very amused that any man on here can afford to shoot himself in the foot like that, but hey, it's his foot and i (and my company for the evening) had a really good laugh at his expense so i guess it was worth it.

rm_lickathong 38M
16 posts
1/13/2006 4:45 am

Hey! im in from montreal was looking 4 some fun,how do u party around here,need someone to help me get around so halla at me
maybe u can show me a good time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hope

rm_hardtarget00 55M
128 posts
1/14/2006 6:55 am

I LOVE YOU! What the heck is the matter with people? Mainly us "visually stimulated" animals do not think too much. I know you know that I am guilty of that. BUT, and this is big, I have never ignored the mind of the individual. Understanding requires listening. A lost art I am afraid. I am so glad that you received some "needed" attention. You deserve it.

rm_hardtarget00 55M
128 posts
1/15/2006 9:39 am

Be still my heart! Congratulations! If for nothing more then the sexual release.

rm_hardtarget00 55M
128 posts
1/16/2006 7:20 am

Oh, I did not mean to presume. And you are not a slut. Never would that word be used to describe you. If it is, let me know.

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