God, is this me??  

carebearluv2 41F
1267 posts
5/30/2006 8:16 pm

Last Read:
6/4/2006 8:30 pm

God, is this me??

Top 10 ways you know you have had too many bad dates:

10. When someone mentions a potential date your autoresponse is usually "Are you sure I haven't dated him before?"

9. Using the line, "I'd love to, but I'm really busy playing bingo" is no longer a line.

8. You constantly think about your second grade crush and wonder why you couldn't have made it work.

7. You vow to marry the next person who walks through your door, then actually stop to ponder what life with the chinese delivery guy would be like.

6. When you see "happy couples" on the street holding hands and engaging in other acts of PDA you want to throw things at them.

5. You started writing a book entitled "Like sand through an hourglass, these are the dates of my life" but fell asleep.

4. When describing your most recent date to your family your mother says, "Stop it you'll scare your little sister"

3. Your deliman asks "Do you want the Saturday night special"? as he looks at your pj's.

2. You embrace single life. At least you have your copy of "The Notebook" all to yourself.

1. You sexy panties now contain cobwebs. What do you expect after 10 years of celibacy?


norprin5 55M

5/30/2006 8:42 pm

LMAO!!! i just sent an email to my 2nd grade crush!

*sigh* i'm 'opeless...

King Nor XVIII


Djeeper1987 47M

5/30/2006 8:53 pm

Number 4 is hilarious.

Carpe Diem


dasher121 36M

5/31/2006 4:46 am

6. When you see "happy couples" on the street holding hands and engaging in other acts of PDA you want to throw things at them.

Well that one is definitely me!! hahahaha, when Im with someone Im affectionate. When Im not, I despise other peoples affection! Go figure hahaha.

TheDUde.


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/31/2006 4:59 am

"6. When you see "happy couples" on the street holding hands and engaging in other acts of PDA you want to throw things at them."

*looks nervous*
It's bad to throw things at them?? Whoops...


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
5/31/2006 5:56 pm

Only if it's someone else's date ...


carebearluv2 41F

6/4/2006 8:30 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    LMAO!!! i just sent an email to my 2nd grade crush!

    *sigh* i'm 'opeless...
I knew that Nor..after all, you stay on this site dontcha?!

Let me know if she responds and if you find out if her underwear has changed.


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