For the ladies..  

carebearluv2 41F
1267 posts
5/23/2006 6:04 am

Last Read:
5/28/2006 8:19 am

For the ladies..

15 reasons it's better to be a woman than a man:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynelogical disorders when we want to call in.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we dance.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without having to touch her rearend.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves and match.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyways!

Thanks to a friend that sent me this..I needed the smile!


norprin5 55M

5/23/2006 10:11 am

i agree...mostly...

#6 - passing gas is only one way to amuse ourselves

#9 - it's called 'adjustment'

#13 - i have no regrets about my piercings

#15 - sorry, what was that? i wasn't listening...

King Nor XVIII


honestandreal30 41F

5/23/2006 11:53 am

nice post....friend did good job..


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
5/23/2006 12:47 pm

We can play with makeup and wear skirts on hot days!


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
5/24/2006 3:24 am

I like Kelli's!

Plus, it is perfectly ok for us to use the "but I'm afraid of them" excuse for not wanting to deal with the nasty bug that just crawled in.


dasher121 36M

5/24/2006 5:58 am

ok ok, you do make some valid points there hahahaha,

TheDUde.


rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
5/24/2006 6:16 pm

OK....You're right but...

9 Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women
1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.


rm_Never911 59M
125 posts
5/24/2006 6:22 pm

and some more:

10. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
11. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
12. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
13. Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
14. Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
15. Motorcycles don't have parents.
16. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
17. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
18. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
19. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
20. You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
21. You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
22. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
23. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
24. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
25. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
26. You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
27. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
28. Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:18 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    i agree...mostly...

    #6 - passing gas is only one way to amuse ourselves

    #9 - it's called 'adjustment'

    #13 - i have no regrets about my piercings

    #15 - sorry, what was that? i wasn't listening...
LMAO...just like a guy, gotta find an excuse for your bad behaviors! hehehe Love ya anyways...


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:18 pm

thanks but I don't think she wrote it. It was one of those chain mail joke things. So true though...


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:19 pm

    Quoting rm_kelli4u2dew:
    We can play with makeup and wear skirts on hot days!
Case in point Kel...the makeup being the best part. I'm not girly enough for the skirts...hot days for me are just an excuse to wear flip flops.


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:20 pm

    Quoting curious082385:
    I like Kelli's!

    Plus, it is perfectly ok for us to use the "but I'm afraid of them" excuse for not wanting to deal with the nasty bug that just crawled in.
or the mouse in my case...lol


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:21 pm

    Quoting dasher121:
    ok ok, you do make some valid points there hahahaha,

    TheDUde.
they say submission is the first step towards admitting that chicks rule..be careful there bro!


carebearluv2 41F

5/24/2006 8:22 pm

    Quoting rm_Never911:
    OK....You're right but...

    9 Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women
    1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
    2. If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
    3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    4. If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
    5. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    6. If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
    7. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
    8. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    9. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

LMAO...very clever never (oh I rhyme), I will agree to this but only on the basis that I happen to love motorcycles.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
5/27/2006 6:29 am

Well first off, let me say this...

My wife is only ten years younger than me,
i can dress myself and match, but only cuz the boss supplies us with uniforms,
We can... hold on a minute...

*adjust crotch*

okay, where was I? Oh yeah, I've never heard a woman complain about a well filled speedo,
and also, *pfffttt* (Hey! that was a good one!)
Oh yeah, how did you know I look like a frog in a blender?


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