new facial rinse  

captaindischarge 45M
58 posts
7/23/2005 2:17 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

new facial rinse

ladies, is your face feeling soft and moist like it should? want to look younger? already young? want to stay looking fresh and clean? I have a patented new facial cream just for that!! easy to apply! simply point the applicator shaft at your face and start pumping, sometimes you need to squeeze the bag at the bottom to start the process, but once it does, the magic wand actually pumps the cream directly onto your face. if you get some in your mouth, don't worry, this wonder cream is completely edible and flavorful, it is also a high source of protein as well, once it finally stops, simply rub it in with your hand or use the supplied big applicator shaft, let it rest for a minute or two, and wipe off with a warm wet towel. it will leave your face soft and moist for days. works on other body parts as well, but has most effect on the face. I recommend a minimum of 2 or 3 treatments per week, if you miss one, the shaft will get bigger and double up on the cream next time. I am way overstocked and need to move some inventory, contact wackeydee, that's at the big red "Y" site to start your treatments today..

captaindischarge 45M

7/24/2005 11:27 am

this was meant to be humerous, i was thinking of one of those obnoxious guys in one of those infomercials, if you read it like that, entheusiastic and accentuated, its funnier that way

captaindischarge 45M

7/24/2005 4:31 pm

i think i reworded it and that made them check it out again for review, i guess thats what happened?

captaindischarge 45M

7/24/2005 4:36 pm

that is one of my valid mail addresses up there btw.

captaindischarge 45M

7/24/2005 4:48 pm

it is true too, this stuff works, the girl in the pic is actually 85 years old

rm_magnet4u22 49F
18406 posts
7/24/2005 8:50 pm

Probably could be used as a hair gel, too. lol.


captaindischarge 45M

7/25/2005 6:31 pm

yeh it would work good for that, in fact, i have seen the applicator become too powerful on occasion and put some magic cream in your hair even when you don't want to, so you may get two for one...

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