| Sexy Voice Challenge |
Nov 2, 2006 4:30 pm
Mood: post-orgasm, 494 Views | Yesterday I call my friend VBWG while I was at work. He was home. I was at the counter in the kitchen area while talking to him on the phone. My husband was here, my PIC was here and my Biz partner was here. They would walk by me on their way to the offices in the back or to the kitchen. Sometimes they would make a comment, other times they would jump into whatever snippet of conversation they heard. VBWG was good natured about all the interruptions. He even commented that it was a good thing we were not having phone sexy for all the interruptions. I told him to go ahead. He was alone and I was already wet because of his incredibly sexy deep voice. He need no prodding. VBWG started to tell me how he would use his tongue. Where he would put his fingers. To what rhythm he would make me pulse. During all of this, I was having to continue with my "normal" phone voice and keep my end of the conversation very vanilla. He asked me if I knew he was stroking his cock. I answered that I was hoping I could do that. (He lives in another state) As this conversation went on, I became more excited. He was talking me to one hell of an orgasm. When it hit, it came on hard, for both of us. I had to be very quiet and not show what was going on. He on the other hand, was as loud as he wanted to be. Damn him! LOL If this guy is as good with his tongue as his voice says he is....hhhhhmmmmm!
Anyone else want to try? | |
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| Magic hands dancing over me.... |
Oct 30, 2006 6:14 pm
Mood: pleased, 476 Views | | I have become addicted to full body massage. I had never had one until this past July. A friend kept telling me how great it was. I am really a shy person and the idea of laying on a table naked while someone kneads my flesh like Pilsbury dough, well, not a pretty image. It took him a while to convince me. When I finally agreed, I thought I would have to be drunk first. Not so. I went to his house. We sat, had a soda, talked. When it was time to undress, he showed me the room and left me to un-robe. I laid on the table on my stomach. He came in and with a soothing voice told me what he was doing before he would touch that area. By the time I was to turn over, I was butter. This man has magic hands. He worked his hands over me until I was stretching like a Cheshire Cat! I felt amazing. What sensations! What hands! I was hooked. We now have a regular schedule. Mr. Magic Hands works me over until I am putty at least twice a month. His hands are like a giant tongue licking my entire body. I need to find a way to meet him once a week! Thank You, Mr. Magic hands. | |
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| Sexy Voices |
Oct 27, 2006 9:10 am
Mood: wicked, 482 Views | | I think the quickest way to make me melt is with a sexy voice. You know what I mean ladies. That deep, manly, sort of gritty, Sam Elliot voice. I love having a guy with a sexy voice talk business to me. They are talking sales and reports and I am thinking, "If I open another button, will he look? If I throw him against the wall and kiss him, will he fight me? Will he kiss me back?" I get so hot listening to a sexy voice on the phone. Makes me weak in the knees and I get very wet. Guys if you have that sexy voice, call me..... | |
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| Brush off or just bad timing.... |
Oct 26, 2006 6:10 pm
473 Views | | So I had been chatting with this guy. Met a couple of times. It was going well, I thought. We had planned to meet this week. Instead I got a call asking if we could rain check. I, of course, said we could make it another time. This person and I had been IMing and e-mailing daily. Since the call, nothing. I am totally not the clingy, "Oh my God! You have not called!" type. Just the opposite. I am so busy that I don't think about calls or e-mails or lack there of untl the end of the day. So its been like a week and I am curious. Do I call or e-mail or just let it be? I am so afraid of being over-bearing or pushy, I tend to react to the extreme opposite. My instinct says, leave it be. If he calls, he calls. Then the evil twin pops up and whispers, "maybe he is waiting for you to call." This is why I didn't date in school. I was so conflicted and never had a clue how I am supposed to act. I usually go with the open mouth insert foot methode. I tend to speak my mind a little too often and too bluntly. It can be intimidating to some. Then I actually worry if I did say something to blunt. Ok, I have to stop that train of thought. I could self evaluate myself in circles. Back to the original question....call or not call? Blogville..... | |
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| Interesting |
Oct 19, 2006 2:43 pm
452 Views | | So far no photos submitted to the middle finger study. I find that rather interesting. Is it that men just don't take photos of their hands. I see plenty of dick pics with mens hands. Submit those. You can't tell me these guys are shy. There are some very, um, how do I put this, hhhhmmm proud. Yes, proud men out here in blogville. So why so shy about finger photos and dick pics? Again, very interesting. | |
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| Don't Point That Thing at Me.... |
Oct 13, 2006 1:19 pm
446 Views |
Alright Blogville, here is another one. Fact or fiction....A mans middle finger is what you should check out if you want to get an idea what his penis looks like. IE; short fat fingers, short thick cock. Long and slender, well, you get the idea. So is it true? I was in a meeting last night, 12 men and me. We were there to discuss economic growth in our community. All I could do is stare at the middle fingers of each man. I was wondering how I could verify or dispel the information. Just my luck, I am sitting between very long and thick and medium thick. Now I want to seduce a bank president and a real estate developer just to find out if the finger matches the cock!
So Gentleman, please send me a photo of your middle finger and your cock so the women can judge.
Thank you for your co-operation. | |
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| Swallow on the downstroke |
Oct 12, 2006 1:30 pm
463 Views | A VBWG friend noticed I was very open minded on the sex subject. He has a question for us ladies. Why do you not like to swallow? Not all women, of course. According to Dr. Drew Pinski when asked why men wanted women to swallow? He replied, "They don't. They just don't want you to stop doing what your doing." This has spawned a conversation with me and all of my friends, male and female. I asked my husband why he thought women, myself included, didn't like to swallow, he said it was because of where it came out. WRONG! I don't like it because of the texture. Now my PIC says if you swallow it then it doesn't taste bad as long as the cock is far enough back in your mouth.
So Blogville, what is your thoughts? Swallow or no? Is it taste, texture or something all together different? | |
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| 11 Minutes in Heaven? |
Oct 7, 2006 7:29 am
Mood: enthusiastic, 438 Views | I had dinner with a friend last night, of course, the conversation lead to sexual discussions. My friend told me that the actual act of intercourse takes 11 minutes. I asked him if he knew this because he timed himself. He laughed and said no all the "expert books" say it is 11 minutes. The 11 minutes according to the experts do not include foreplay. Just penetration to his orgasm.
My thoughts on this;
Why just his orgasm?
Can't penetration be part of foreplay?
How many people timed themselves for these studies?
WHAT ABOUT MY ORGASMS?!
Sorry, lost my train of thought for a second. Of course, this presented a challenge to me. I have to personally test this theory. I need volunteers, willing to have themselves timed by our team of sexperts. We will be testing for orgasm times for both men and women. Foreplay and if it includes penetrations. We will decide what else needs to be tested after a few blog responses. Blogville, any thoughts or suggestions? | |
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| Blog Block |
Oct 4, 2006 6:56 am
435 Views | It that the same as writers cramps? I usually have some interesting ideas for blogging. I can't seem to form a coherent thought lately. I am getting into the busy season at work, with that comes the stress of making sure we have everything in stock. My mind has been very full lately. I miss blogging and reading the blogs. Whine, whine, whine! I think maybe another vacation could clear my head. LOL No chance of that until January. The best statement or idea I can come up with today,"That wine I had last night was fantastic! I am going to have to get more of that." Smoky Hills Winery in Salina, Kansas. It was a very smooth red wine a little on the sweet side. I will definitely be drinking more of that!
See my mind is everywhere!
When I can come up with a solid idea, I will post it. Until then, I will just be drinking lots of wine I guess. | |
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| Schedule Update |
Sep 21, 2006 7:48 am
461 Views | Well it seems I have a date in October and SirMounts will get back to me in March. So the update on my schedule is that I am mostly open late October to early March. There is however a few black-out dates:
October 6-8
October 28th
October 31
November 9th
November 16
November 23-26
November 30
December 7th
December 13-14
December 21-26
December 31
January 1-2
January 18
January 28
February 14-15
February 28
Anyone wanting to get on the schedule must submit soon! As you can see dates are filling in fast.
Also, our team is still working on ways to add days to the calender. Where is Caesar when you need him. If anyone has ideas please submit along with your proposed date. | |
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| The meet or meat however you would like to phrase it.... |
Sep 12, 2006 12:27 pm
Mood: stressed, 566 Views | Am I the only one with a busy schedule lately? You spend weeks chatting with someone. Really getting to know if you want their cock in your mouth. Then it's time to schedule a meeting. Not only do I have to check with my calender. I have to check with my husband, my kids and the other biz owner. It goes something like this:
Me- "Hey Hon, I want to go meet XoXo thursday for a couple hours."
Hon- "Do you have a meeting on one the boards that night?"
me- " Damn! Yes API. "
me- "Hey XOXO, I can't Thursday. How about Friday?"
me- "Hon, Friday is good. Is that ok?"
Hon- "yes Friday works"
me- "Hey Partner in Crime (from here on out known as PIC) I want to meet XOXO Friday is that good for you?"
PIC - "Um, Let me check my calender. No Friday I have the XYZ."
Me- "XOXO, Friday is bad how about Saturday?"
Me- "PIC, Saturday work?"
PIC- " Saturday is good."
Me- " Hon, I had to change it to Saturday. Does that work?"
Hon- " I don't have a prob. But I think that thing with the kids is going on."
Me- "Damn! Your right. Ok I will go back to XOXO."
Me- "Hon, Sunday good?"
Me- "PIC, Sunday good?"
Me- "Kids calender, Sunday good?"
Me- "XOXO, Saturday is bad too. Sunday?"
XOXO-" Sunday is not good for me. Church thing. Monday?"
Me- "Hon, Monday?"
Me - "PIC, Monday?"
PIC- "No, Monday is no good . Doctors appointments."
Me-"XOXO, Monday is no good. Tuesday?"
XOXO- " No Tuesday I am out of town on Biz. Wednesday?"
Me- "I will check with Hon, PIC and kids."
Me- "Ok I checked with everyone and they are all good. So Wednesday at 7?"
XOXO- "Oh , Sorry I just found out I have a meeting that night with clients. Thursday?"
Me- "I will check with the group. At this rate how about the second tuesday of next week?"
XOXO_ "LOL your so cute when your sexually frustrated."
Anyone else have this problem? | |
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| 20 years and a room full of boobs, the end |
Sep 7, 2006 2:27 pm
Mood: annoyed, 597 Views | The final installment: There was one thing that happened at my reunion that was just not right. It was probably 1:30 in the morning. Our party had moved to the bar. I had gone out to get some fresh air with a friend. When we came back in, I went over to the table where a few of the husbands were sitting. Side note: Don't bring the spouses along to your reunion. They are bored. They don't know anyone and would rather do their own thing. So these two husbands sat looking like they were at a root canal convention. I sat down and started talking to them. I will call them Wash and Cal. Wash and I found we have some schooling in common and started a great conversation. Cal spoke up and stated he was unhappy in his marriage. Wash and I both looked at each other then at Cal. I ask Cal if he made a habit of telling strangers this info. He said he was not. I inquired as to whom he was married. It turns out he is married to the sweetest angel like person from our class. Granted you don't know a person until your married to them but I can not imagine this woman being a shrew. Cal got up and stumbled to the bar. Wash began to tell me that Cal has been bitching about his sex life and marriage all night. Wash had had it. I asked Wash if he minded if I had a little fun at Cal's expense. He said "no please do something before I punch the guy in the nose." So this is how it went when Cal came back to the table.
Me- What do you mean your sex life is boring?
Cal- It is plain nothing exciting.
me- You know there are web sites you can go to.
Cal- (eyes light up) really?!
me- yes, I am on a couple of sites.
Cal- You? Why?
Me- because I am a swinger and a Dom.
Cal_ (almost drooling) OMG! Tell me.
Me- (I look over at Wash to see what he is doing. His head is turned and he is biting his lip) What would you like to know?
Cal- Everything.
Me_ well, my husband and I play together and we play apart.
Cal- WOW! My wife would never go for that.
Me- Have you asked her?
Cal_ No! She would kill me.
Me- Ok why are you announcing at her 20 year reunion to people she knows that your bored with your marriage?
Cal- I don't know these people.
Me- (Looking at Wash who is ready to kill Cal)
So you want to know what its like to be in a wild sexual situation?
Cal-YES!
Me-Do you like toys? Do you play around? Do you go on the internet and look?
Cal-We don't do that. She wouldn't like it.
Me- You are a total asshole! Do you realize you are telling people who know and adore your wife that you are a shit! What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you sit down with someone you don't know but knows your wife and tell them all your issues sexually? Are you hoping I will take you out by the pool and do you? You really need help. You should be talking to your wife about this stuff. You know, maybe she is bored with you. Did you ever think about that?
At this point Wash is hiding his laughter behind his hands and Cal is sitting there slouched down mouth open and unsure what to do. I got up and asked Wash if he would like to dance. We walked out to the dance floor and did our best 80's impression of a metal band. His wife soon joined us. I left the two of them laughing and hopefully on their way to a wonderful night in the room. Cal was still sitting dumbfounded in the chair where I left him. You should have seen the look of shear panic in his eyes when he saw me talking with his wife.
So Blogville, Do your best! I know some reading this will feel the same as I did. Some will disagree with me. Have at it. | |
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| Ode to Husband |
Sep 3, 2006 8:07 pm
578 Views | | Husband was out of town this weekend. You would have thought I would have had some playtime lined up. Alas, no I went out with a girlfriend and sang. I cleaned my house and I worked. Now that he is home, look out. I think my sex drive is somehow attached to his proximity. I get turned on because he gets turned on knowing that other men are checking me out. He loves to hear the details of my encounters. Our sex is great on days that I hook up with others. He is told on a regular bases what a lucky guy he is. You know what, I'm the lucky one. | |
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