Another stunningly hilarious Instant Message conversation with a friend. We think we have a new, well maybe not new, but new concept product. I tried to bring in on it but he felt he had nothing to add. Silly frog! Enjoy. See if you can improve on the Product advertising.....
j: how long you been holding that one back
> canyaz: just came to me
> j: lot of stuff just cums to you
> canyaz: not lately > canyaz: I am on exile
> j: well we may need to work on that > j: from
> canyaz: cum
> j: well i could allow some to collect > j: and deliver it > j: lol
> canyaz: LOL > canyaz: oh that is funny > canyaz: I need to write a blog about that
> j: oh great > j: well it basically is 2 collection devices and '1' delivery system
> canyaz: how's this sound Cums On Us...We collect, we deliver
> j: lmao
> canyaz: what kind of rates should be charged?
> j: well I'd rather deliver than have on me > j: lol > j: rates subject to quantity > j: large volume discounts
> canyaz: so it should read, Cums On Us...We collect, we deliver, we pay you > canyaz: discount plan for frequent use?
> j: well I'm kinda concerned about you delivering it > j: there you go
> canyaz: why would you be concerned about me delivering it?
> j: well if its on you. > j: and your collecting it. > j: your delivering used merchandise
> canyaz: I thought I was quality control?
> j: ahh > j: well then you would have to taste and check for > j: texture
> canyaz: some one has to make sure its a good product...don't want to be sued
