Couple of things... First I forgot to tell my dear readers about P.I.C and the I.V last week. See she is a hard stick. (No ya perv...with needles.) LOL Anyway, she had warned the pre-op team the day before that she is a hard stick and they would only get a few chances. P.I.C. was very nervous about the impending I.V. So when they come in to do it, she is like a deer in the headlights. I am on one side holding her hand, the Nurse is on the other side. I can see P.I.C is freaking so I decide she needs to laugh. I say to her, "Its ok P.I.C, find your Sub space. Go into your Sub space." P.I.C loses it. The nurse, looks up and says, "Oh you two are into Sci-Fi?" "Um, yeah. Sci-Fi" We are now laughing hysterically. The Nurse say she is done. Got it in the first try.
Second, today has been insane crazy. I have been working part time for the summer. The mini-monsters are out of school and I am usually home by noon. Today a client walks into the office and hands me six months worth of files. I had been asking for them for six months. I guess she thought I meant semi-annually. Then, 10 AM comes and goes. Usually the whole staff is here by then....not today. I am all alone. 11 comes and goes...One of them comes in and we decide we should be worried about the older lady who mans the front desk. She is in her 70's. Lives alone out in the country. So we call her daughter, who sends her husband out to check on her. Seems she just decided not to come in today. No call, no show! AAAHHHGGG! This coupled with the six months of files I have to read, makes for a long day. I will be pulling a 10 hour day. I know...to some thats nothing. To me it meant making arrangements for someone else to take one of my monsters to the dentist. Husband has to get monsters ready for class tonight. Dinner by Papa Johns, I am thinking. I am taking a few to find my sub space. I will be kneeling in the corner of my office meditating if you need me!
Jun 2, 2008 4:40 pm Mood: Luggage Carousel?, 695 Views
"Would she go down on you in a theater"
Damn fine idea. Wish I had thought of that. I have never even pet or neck in a theater. Hell, I have never made out at the drive in! I am willing! I am the one with a Purity score so low, the rest I don't want to do! LOL I am open to new things. I just had a thought, I am probably the only person I know whose Bucket list is all sexual! LOL
So dear sexy readers, where is too wild for you? Is there such a thing? Tell us your pervy place ideas....
Jun 1, 2008 2:23 pm Mood: Unidentify yourself, 731 Views
Alright, I am John Stossel again. What the hell? Rachel Ray gets her ad pulled because of a scarf. One she most likely didn't even choose. When you show up to do a shoot, there is a wardrobe person who dresses you. So now her name is slandered because wardrobe thought she should wear a fucking scarf? And lets examine the idiots that are so fucking sensitive that no one will be able to wear a black and white check pattern in their presence?! Give me a fucking break you over sensitive psychos! Its people like that , they will ultimately lead us into a very grey world!
Dunkin' Donuts Pulls Rachael Ray Ad After Complaints
Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online advertisement featuring Rachael Ray after complaints that a fringed black-and-white scarf that the celebrity chef wore in the ad offers symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism.
Jun 1, 2008 1:44 pm Mood: 5 more days!!!!!, 587 Views
Dictionary Unabridged
–adjective, sex·i·er, sex·i·est.
1. concerned predominantly or excessively with sex; risqué: a sexy novel. 2. sexually interesting or exciting; radiating sexuality: the sexiest professor on campus. 3. excitingly appealing; glamorous: a sexy new car.
May 31, 2008 9:39 pm Mood: basking in my own stupidity, 572 Views
Months after (many months) our parting, an old lover has come back to haunt me. For the last few weeks he has been calling, e-mailing and texting me for a booty call. I had made it clear, we were done. I even went so far as to write a "Dear G" letter. Tonight after my nightly call with MB, I was finishing up a few things on the computer. I had my IM open. "G" pops up. I, being so Southernly polite, answer him. I ask how his ailing parent is. We chit chat about work. I think all is good, he has accepted we are now just friends. Nope, he hits me up again. I tell him I am now in a relationship. He says we are swingers, so I can see more than one person. This is when I finally understand. When he and I were seeing each other, I thought we were "seeing" each other. I mistakenly thought we were just seeing each other. I never clarified. I was totally wrong in this one. See I have a bad habit of wanting to be special. The one, if you will. Granted, I am married and I have a Lover. I just assumed once we were seeing each other every week, and I had stopped looking, so had he. My mistake. And to make matters worse, I don't share well. So now I understand why he doesn't get it. If I were out playing the field, then yeah, I could go fuck him. I am not playing the field. When I met MB, I didn't know I was looking for him. I didn't know it would turn into a long term lover. It has. We are both emotionally attached. We are both on the same page as far as my marriage is concerned. He is willing to share. My husband is willing to share. I am thinking, win win. I have since changed my profile to state I am not looking. I am a blogger. That will keep me here. Moral of the story, if you are having sex with someone you met on here, clarify what type of relationship you are having.
May 30, 2008 5:43 pm Mood: Glad for the Sub space, 549 Views
My P.I.C had an out patience procedure done today. I went with her to drive her home and get her all settled. While the nurse was giving the post op info, going over the pain meds and such, she said something I had never heard before post op. "Do not make and legal decisions in the next 24 hours." Wow! Think about that statement. What is a legal decision? Getting married, divorced, buying a house, anything where a binding contract is involved. I had one of those weird flashbacks. I wish I had had someone there the day before my first marriage telling me this. I was very much forced into the marriage by a Lawyer. He definitely gave me bad advice. He was my soon to be Father-In-Law. He told me I had to merry his son, as I was carrying the family heir. I made sure I held out so folks wouldn't have to count so high. I was 7 months pregnant. Yeah I wish someone had told me not to make any life altering decisions until my child had been born! My instincts had been right on that one but I married anyway. Years later, his now wife, thanked me for divorcing him. She is definitely more suited to him. I am glad in the end it worked out for him. So for those of you getting ready to make a life altering decision, stop and ask yourself, can this be put off for 24 hours and should it? I thought it was a hell of an idea.
Oh yeah, and P.I.C is fine. She will be back on her feet soon.
See what happens when I don't sleep? I make incoherent blog posts! I made 4 hours at work. Came home, ate, took drugs text MB asked him to wake me in two hours and promptly fell asleep. I could have slept more but I really need to sleep tonight. He woke me with phone sex! Always a great way to wake up. The only thing that would have been better is if there wasn't 1874.34 miles between us right now. After we hung up, I found a package on the porch. My second pair of shoes! He has good taste!
May 29, 2008 4:55 am Mood: not all there, 613 Views
So obviously I stayed up. Now I have had three cups of coffee and half a bagel. I am not looking forward to going into the office and staring at the screen all day. It is almost end of month. That means this week is dead but Monday we will be very busy.
I am sitting here contemplating the next month. It is going to be very busy. MB comes home on the 6th. (Thank the higher powers) After a month of text messages, email and phone calls I am, as he puts it, chewing the drywall. Absence really does do something.... My husband is stretching his freaky wings. (With my blessings, of course) I know he is excited to explore things he has been curious about. I wish I could be more supportive to his freaky side but with the chronic pain and no sleep, I am just not myself. I can't wait to hear he stories though! Back to the calender, June is bringing us friends and family from other states to visit. We have the annual B-Day bash at the end of the month. I am having my jaw worked on in the middle of the month. Busy, busy. What else do I get to think about while not sleeping...I am looking at an economical car. I hate car shopping. Too many choices. I want a 4 door, 4 cylinder, get around to with 30 MPG kind of car. Not too expensive, as I will have to make payments. Have you looked at cars lately? Very tough choices. I know only one thing for certain...not red!
May 29, 2008 2:07 am Mood: Zombies have better sleep!, 572 Views
It seems to be the latest trend. I take drugs so I can sleep and I end up awake most of the night. Chronic pain has taken me to a new level. drug seeker! Through 3 different battles with Cancer, I did not take as many drugs as I am now. I gave birth without drugs three times! My oldest was the size of a four month old when born. 10 lbs, 24 inches. So I know pain and I have a high threshold. TMJ is ruining my life! (I know, whine, whine) The doctors recently found a bone chip from a previous break in my jaw. That seems to be the culprit. I am having it removed in June. In the meantime, I sleep an hour here, two there. Needless to say, I am not my usual happy self. I am kinda bitchy and very tired. The upside, I am having no problems telling people off. Why is that good you ask? I have a tendency to be passive and let the other person run out of steam. I usually just walk away from annoying or stupid. Not lately. I borrowed my P.I.C's sword of truth and have been capping folks at the knees. They are all so shocked I am not my usual passive self. One person went so far as to ask why I am so pissy. This person has been asked for a certain amount of information pertinent to a project for months now. Now they are wondering why I gave the project to another contractor. HHHMMM.... See, bitchy! LOL So its now 4 AM. Do I try to sleep at least two hours or just stay up and go into work early?
May 28, 2008 10:44 am Mood: Kudos Spam Slammed, 537 Views
Last night I had an email from a woman on this site. She was begging for Kudos. I know a few friends also got this email. I have to say, this is the closest thing to spam that I have had on this site! My personal thoughts on kudos...ok so its another popularity meter in this virtual world. Its not real folks! I have kudos. I could care less how many because at the end of the day, I don't lay in bed wondering how I can up my kudos value! Look at me I'm John Stossel! Give me a break!
Walking down the hall I feel you Wrapped tightly around The leather bound Mundane choirs Sweeping floors Washing dishes Folding clothes I feel you Wrapped tightly around The leather bound Feet arched just so Legs held in pose The slight burn of pain Smiles knowing I feel you Wrapped tightly around The leather bound
Steaks- check Corn on the Cob- check Mac Salad- check Baked Beans- check Watermelon- check Beer- check 12 Friends over for Kick Off Summer Barbecue-check Tornado Watch- check Sever Thunder Storms- check
Looks like we have every thing we need for our Memorial Day Party.
