what NOT to say to a cop...  

canuhandle1968 48F
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7/21/2006 1:17 pm

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7/22/2006 2:07 pm

what NOT to say to a cop...


RECTUM STRETCHER

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger.Then, I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand. I work from side to side, until I can get both hands inside. Then, I slowly but surely
stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS


rm_abutoo2 44M
1078 posts
7/21/2006 2:17 pm

that's not fair! I already laughed at this one! someone (ahem ahem ahem!) e-mailed it to me already. lmao!


canuhandle1968 replies on 7/21/2006 3:08 pm:
I believe in sharing....... and this was TFF...lol

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