out of the mouths of babes.....  

canuhandle1968 48F
2015 posts
8/14/2006 4:28 pm

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out of the mouths of babes.....

I so appreciate a good sense of humor. A friend of mine sends me at least one good one a day and I thought I'd share...again...

A teacher is explaining Biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say "Fuck," the rottweiler ate him!"

Thraxar 28M
8 posts
8/14/2006 5:15 pm

lol that is funny

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/14/2006 5:34 pm:
lol.. I thought it was pretty cute!! Thanks for stopping by...

rm_Kingcat4U2 64M
2799 posts
8/14/2006 5:31 pm

A man was riding the elevator in the Empire State Building.
The elevator stopped at a floor before the man's desired floor.
A giant of man entered the elevator and the door closed, leaving
the two men alone on the elevator. The man just stared at the
giant, he was so large.
"I'll answer all your questions." The giant said in a thick teutonic accent. "I'm 7'2" tall, I weigh 380 lbs., my left testicle weighs
4 lbs and my right testicle weighs 4.5 lbs. I have a 22" member.
Tern Rund"
At this the man feinted and fell on the elevator floor.
The giant bent over, put the man in a sitting position and gently
patted his face until he revived.
"What did you say your name was?" The man asked the giant
"Tern Rund is my name."The giant replied.
"Thank God!" Said the man. "I thought you said 'turn around!'".

canuhandle1968 replies on 8/15/2006 5:35 pm:
Good one!!

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