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C'mon baby, let's hook up...
C'mon baby, let's hook up...
I'm sitting here on a quiet Sunday morning... laundry going, dishes loaded in the d/w, and I'm reading blogs... Read a couple of emails and noticed that some of the blogs from the women correlated with the emails I've gotten... "hey, I'll be in your area soon, wanna play?" or "hey, you're beautiful, let's hook up... i can make you cum for hours".... WELL, first of all, there's no pic on my profile, so how do they know I'm beautiful?? And my profile basically says that I'm here for blogging... It does kinda' make ya giggle a little, though... I decided to google "come on lines", and here's a list of "top" come-on lines... Have you ever heard any of these? Have you ever sputtered any of these?? Enjoy...
You give me a reason to wake up every day.
I made a wish on a falling star, and you just made my wish come true!
Your father must be a weapons specialist because you are the bomb!
Hi, my name’s Doug. That’s "God" spelled backwards with a little bit of "u" in it.
Hey, haven’t I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
I’m not like all the other guys.
Your name must be Campbell ’cause you’re Mmm! Mmm! Good.
Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
Out of all the fish in the sea, you’re the one I got hooked on.
You must have been a Girl Scout because you have my heart all tied up in knots.
Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.
I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
You never got a second chance to make a first impression.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
7/23/2006 8:51 am
nope, never used any of those...
7/23/2006 1:46 pm
I have to be honest and say I've actually used one similar to one of these........ I actually had a man I had been drooling over for some time... knew he wasn't "with" anyone, but didn't know exactly how to approach him. I left him an index card on his pick-up that said, "your significant other is a very lucky woman to wake up looking at you every morning." I got the guy!!! lol|
7/24/2006 3:47 pm
How about "those are nice earings but your ankles woul look great there!" Believe it or not I knew a guy in the MARINES that used that one more than once! He said that if he didn't get slapped he was on his way to getting laid. I wonder if he's on AdultFriendFinder now......|
7/24/2006 4:28 pm
lol... you must have been very very bored.|
7/26/2006 3:18 am
Well if you were already married to a marine I might as well give up, you're damaged goods! LOL|
I was in the airwing most of my tour and the hardcore grunts say we're not even in the corps so maybe I'm still good to go?