What if......  

candy69sosweet 61F
10901 posts
11/5/2005 9:57 pm
What if......

This afternoon I was outside working in my yard, taking full advantage of the delightful day. It was close to 70, which is exceptional for November in New England.

I was weeding and raking the front yard. We had some veryveryovergrown bushes, and I decided to cut them all down and plant something new. Not sure what yet, just that I need a new look to the front yard. I got the greenery all cut back, and the bushes down to stumps. Hubby will take care of those another day. The dead leaves were all raked out. Yeah, I know more will fall, but ya gotta at least try to keep up!

There was this root showing. A small, seemingly innocent root. I wanted to get it out of there, since everything looked so cleaned up and fresh. So I bend over, take the little bugger by the base, and start to tug.

As I pulled, it got longer and thicker.

It became increasingly difficult to free it up, but I persisted and pulled on it some more...praying for release.

Finally, after much exertion and heavy breathing, it came free. Suddenly.

I lost my balance and went down. On my ass. In the dirt. I looked down between my legs, and what did I see? NO! You perv! I see this stump, about three inches high, sticking out of the ground about an inch away from my, um, er, pussy cat. WHEW!

I believe I shreiked as I fell, coz hubby came across the lawn to see if I was OK. I looked up at him and said I'm lucky!


I looked down again, his eyes following mine...and what does he say? "You're lucky you're not a MAN!!!

Tell me ladies, what would you do if you lost your, um, er, pussy cat?

Tell me men, what would you do if you lost your um, er, ah, manimal?

Kisses & Hugs,

~Friendship is a gift given from the heart and treasured forever~

expatbrit49 62M

11/7/2005 9:24 am

What to do if I lost my dick..... Hmmm, guess I would have to grow tits and switch over to the dark side.

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/7/2005 6:57 am

'zactly....thus the reason I don't do it. Hope you feel better soon....pain sucks.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
11/6/2005 3:14 pm

Well... I suppose first off I'd have to figure out a new handle, cuz Slidein2meplz wouldn't really be appropriate if I lost my little kitty. I mean...it just plain wouldn't make any sense... Slide into what?

I'd be very, very sad...but at least I could still go the anal route. Which sometimes...I like better anyway. ~~ oh but wait... I wouldn't have to find a new handle...I could still be slid'in2 ~~

On a more serious note....I'm very glad you didn't hurt yourself, that was close. All joking aside.... I honestly don't know what I would do. It would be pretty weird to have to deal with something like that.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

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