Warming up  

candy69sosweet 61F
10901 posts
6/13/2005 11:09 pm
Warming up

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied, "Put them between your legs.Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands.

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.

The very next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother,and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

The daughter replies, "They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?"

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mnfun952 102M

10/23/2005 11:36 am

yea, in MN - we definitely have our own tricks for keeping warm.


AmberSolaire 42M

6/20/2005 2:44 am

I tend to opt for self depreciating humour I always forget the punch line.I do like the image of a ACME joke factory with lots of little joke elfs slaving away though.Must be hard work being funny 24/7.lol

jk02881 56M

6/17/2005 5:37 am

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
6/15/2005 4:10 pm

Loved it......

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/15/2005 6:54 am

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Apolybear 54M

6/15/2005 1:12 am

That's funny. Boy, my penis is feeling real cold just about now...

AmberSolaire 42M

6/14/2005 3:33 pm

Like it.Have you ever wondered where jokes come from? or made one up yourself?

rm_BigDnLady 43M/40F
1140 posts
6/14/2005 3:26 pm

That was a good one Candy!! Great joke!!


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
6/14/2005 2:19 pm

haha,i enjoyed that one

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expatbrit49 62M

6/14/2005 1:00 pm

LMAO, that a good one Candy

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6/14/2005 10:16 am

hahahahahahaahaha good one

FootLoverRI 51M
6 posts
6/14/2005 7:05 am

yes they do. mine is frozen solid, wanna help me unfreeze my popsicle ????

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