TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD  

candy69sosweet 61F
10901 posts
6/14/2005 11:14 pm
TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD


TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. (my favorite...mind is going off in such a dirty tangent now...)

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

~Friendship is a gift given from the heart and treasured forever~


ByteChaser2 52M

6/15/2005 6:08 pm

I know I'm old... I've got the captain and Taneil on 8-track!

Muskrat luv xxxxxx


rm_kevnico 55M
131 posts
6/15/2005 5:22 pm

Hmmmm.... who wants to drink 1 year old scotch? Or grapes pressed yesterday? Some of the best things in life are aged.


expatbrit49 62M

6/15/2005 12:28 pm

Its all down to mind over matter...........if you dont mind it dont matter

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
6/15/2005 6:53 am

The more time you have to breathe, the better your chances are for broadening your horizons.
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EroticallyRapt 55M
336 posts
6/15/2005 3:21 am

I'm learning the truth nehind #1 these days... and what you said about #3...you....thinking like that....nawww!

ER


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/15/2005 2:25 am

GROWING OLD

1. You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

4. You buy a compass for the dash of your car/truck.

5. You are proud of your lawn mower.

6. Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws.

7. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

8. You sing along with the elevator music.

9. You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. People call at 9:00 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"

13. You answer a question with, "Because I said so."

14. You send money to PBS.

15. The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

16. You take a metal detector to the beach.

17. You know what the word "equity" means.

18. You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch
television.

19. Your ears are hairier than your head.

20. You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

21. You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

22. You got cable for The Weather Channel.

23. You can go bowling without drinking.

24. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

25. People send you this list.


Your are growing older but wiser. Let the good times roll!!!!!!!!

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


Jerosd 47M

6/15/2005 2:00 am

lol....well u aren't old girl so why worry


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