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candice84 32F
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4/3/2006 7:04 pm

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>A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing
>new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash
>without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
>requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their
>accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have
>been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
>________________________________________________________________
>MALE PROCEDURE:
>________________________________________________________________
>1. Drive up to the cash machine.
>
>2. Put down your car window.
>
>3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>
>4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>
>5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
>
>6. Put window up.
>
>7. Drive off.
>________________________________________________________________
>
>***********************************************************************
>________________________________________________________________
>FEMALE PROCEDURE:
>________________________________________________________________
>1. Drive up to cash machine.
>
>2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the
>machine.
>
>3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
>
>4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
>
>5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
>
>6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
>
>7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
>distance from the car.
>
>8. Insert card.
>
>9. Re-insert card the right way.
>
>10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
>back page.
>
>11. Enter PIN.
>
>12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>
>13. Enter amount of cash required.
>
>14. Take a quick peeky at yourself in rear view mirror.
>
>15. Retrieve cash and receipt
>
>16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
>
>17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of
>checkbook.
>
>18. Re-check makeup.
>
>19. Drive forward 2 feet.
>
>20. Reverse back to cash machine.
>
>21. Retrieve card.
>
>22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
>provided.
>
>23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
>
>24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
>
>25. Redial person on cell phone.
>
>26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
>
>27. Release Parking Brake.
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