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candice84 32F
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4/3/2006 7:08 pm

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4/19/2006 6:30 pm

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>>Why is divorce so expensive?
>>Because it's worth it.
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>>What do you call a smart blonde?
>>A golden retriever.
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>>What do attorneys use for birth control?
>>Their
>>personalities.________________________________________________________________
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>>What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
>________________________________________________________________>45 lbs.
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>>What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
>>________________________________________________________________45 minutes.________________________________________________________________
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>>What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
>>________________________________________________________________Through his chest with a sharp knife.________________________________________________________________
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>>Why do men want to marry virgins?
>>________________________________________________________________They can't stand criticism.
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>>Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
>>and good-looking?________________________________________________________________
>>Because those men already have boyfriends.
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>>What's the difference between a new husband and a new
>>dog?________________________________________________________________
>>After a year, the dog! is still excited to see you.
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>>What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
>>________________________________________________________________The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
>>driving.________________________________________________________________
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>>A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.
>>Who has the biggest boobs?________________________________________________________________
>>The blonde, because she's 18.
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>>What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
>>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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>>What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
>>________________________________________________________________! "Are you sure it's mine?"________________________________________________________________
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>>Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
>>________________________________________________________________Breasts don't have eyes.
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>>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
>>________________________________________________________________He walks around saying "Yo."
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>>What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>>________________________________________________________________"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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>>Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>>________________________________________________________________A different bar
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>>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
>>other?________________________________________________________________
>>A speech impediment.

>>How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F...
>>word?________________________________________________________________
>>Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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>>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
>>________________________________________________________________No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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