Top 25 Dumb Laws  

cajunpet 70M
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10/21/2005 1:21 am

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Top 25 Dumb Laws


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~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top 25 Dumb Laws ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.
Location: United States, Pennsylvania

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico
Every citizen of the United States, who is over the age of twenty-one years, and has resided in New Mexico twelve months, in the county ninety days, and in the precinct in which he offers to vote thirty days, next preceding the election, except idiots, insane persons and persons convicted of a felonious or infamous crime unless restored to political rights, shall be qualified to vote at all elections for public officers. The legislature may enact laws providing for absentee voting by qualified electors. All school elections shall be held at different times from other elections.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
Location: United States, Montana

It is illegal to predict the future.
Location: United States, Oregon, Yamhill

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
Location: United States, Illinois, Moline

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Location: United States, Ohio

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas

You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
Location: United States, Minnesota, Virginia

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
Location: Canada, Alberta

It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Location: United States, Ohio, Paulding

It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis

All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
Location: United States, Pennsylvania, Danville

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida

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caressmewell 53F

10/21/2005 10:02 am

lmao!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/21/2005 11:35 am

Hi caressmewell, I'm happy to see you laughing.


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interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/21/2005 3:18 pm

That was funny! I have found more dumb laws at other locations too!
For example, in Ames, Iowa, it is illegal for a man to drink more
than two sips of beer after having sex! At another place, which I
forget, rain is by law required to be wet!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/21/2005 6:45 pm

Hi interested, Thanks for sharing with us. I have never heard of "rain is by law required to be wet"!


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cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
10/21/2005 6:56 pm

Hi hbgirl, Someone must have tried, and made the law himself.


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