Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ Kiss My Butt  

cajunpet 70M
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6/4/2005 1:38 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ Kiss My Butt


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~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~


Today I am honoring: Ana_6973 Ana_6973 "Escapades in Vegas"/

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"I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent"

Henry David Thoreau quotes (American Essayist, Poet and Philosopher, 1817-1862)

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Kiss My Butt

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their
secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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Ana_6973 43F

6/4/2005 10:20 pm

Thank you.

~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/5/2005 4:08 am

You quite welcome.


Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/5/2005 4:11 am

This is a test to see if this comment will disappear,like halve of my comments are disappering in other member's blog comments.


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