Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ Boudreaux/Thibodeaux Fishing Trip  

cajunpet 70M
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6/7/2005 6:30 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ Boudreaux/Thibodeaux Fishing Trip


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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible."

P. J. O'Rourke quotes (American political commentator,Journalist, Writer and Humorist, b.1947)

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Boudreaux/Thibodeaux Fishing Trip

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decide to go fishing in the Atchafalaya Spillway one morning. Well, they go in Boudreaux's boat and head to their secret spot miles away. Well, they fish all afternoon and they filled up the boat with fish. Around 5: 00 PM that evening they decide to go in and cook up the fish for everyone.

Well, ol Boudreaux stands up and tries to pull on the rope to start the engine and when he pulls on it the first time, the whole engine just falls in the water. Well, Boudreaux decides to dive in the water and see what the situation was. He stays down there for quite a while and Thibodeaux gets worried that something happened to his friend. Well, Thibodeaux sticks his head under water and sees Boudreaux trying to pull start the engine underwater. Thibodeaux motions for Boudreaux to come back up to the surface. When he gets up to the surface, Thibodeaux is just shaking his head in disgust. Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, "What's wrong my friend?" Thibodeaux stands up in the boat and looks at Boudreaux and says. " Mais Boudreaux, it should be obvious to you dat you can't start the engine like dat underwater, you gotta choke the thing first."

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lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/7/2005 7:08 pm

same two guys go fishing, rent a boat, and in a shady cove, start pullin' fish in like there was no game warden. First says to second
...man, we gotta mark this spot..."
second reaches over and chalks the back of the boat...
first one exclaims..."man..what are you crazy? that ( or dat if you prefer the cajun )won't work...
...what if next time we get a different boat?


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/7/2005 7:14 pm

same two guys are deer hunting
...somehow they bag a beauty...sixteen pointer
they're dragging it back, through the woods, and come across another pair of hunters.
"Wow", the hunters exclaim, "beautiful buck. How'd you get him?"
The heroes of our story begin to give differing versions at the same time, and the hunters roll their eyes..."Listen, I'll give you a tip" one of them offers..."If you pull the deer by the front legs, the hair of the deer will lay with the grass as you drag"
...a few hours later, the first says to the second..."You know, that guy was right. This is much easier."
the second responds....yeah, you're right...but we're getting really far away from the car..."


lustmirror 63M
2897 posts
6/7/2005 7:16 pm

and finally....
the first guy is arrested for killing the second guy....
first guy says it was a hunting accident....totally believable to anyone who knows these guys...
...The sherriff tells first guy...
"It probably would have gone better for you if you hadn't field dressed him..."


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/7/2005 8:29 pm

Thanks LM for the jokes.


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