Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ 5 Kinds Of Sex ~  

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6/8/2005 3:05 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~ 5 Kinds Of Sex ~


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~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat."

~ Joanne Woodward quotes

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5 Kinds Of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex.
This happens during the honey-moon,
you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Fuck you!"

The fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced
and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the courtroom.

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