Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux the Zookeeper ~  

cajunpet 70M
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6/29/2005 12:04 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux the Zookeeper ~


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~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~



"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

Matt Groening quotes (American Cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. b.1954)

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Boudreaux the Zookeeper

The Houston Zoo was transporting a large Female gorilla to the New Orleans Zoo. Just outside of Lafayette, the gorilla begins to go crazy, making it difficult to drive. The zookeepers realized that she was in heat and pulled off at the next exit to try to figure out what to do to calm her down. One of the zookeepers suggested that they find someone to mate with her to hold her over until they could make it to New Orleans. Just then, ol' Boudreaux was walking down the street toward the truck. The zookeeper approached Boudreaux and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I have a proposition for you. How about $50 bucks to mate with that gorilla in the back of our truck?" Boudreaux began to scratch his head and thought about the proposition for a minute. Boudreaux agreed and said "I'll do it, but I got three requests." The zookeepers agreed and asked what his requests were. Boudreaux replied, "First, nobody watch because it is kinda embarrassin. Second, if dat gorilla come up pregnant, I don't want nuting to do wit de kid." The zookeepers agreed and asked, "That's fine, but what is your third request?" Boudreaux said, "Ummmm, can dis wait 'til Friday? Dat's when I get paid."

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interested13563 53M
2557 posts
6/29/2005 1:49 pm

And who, I might ask, would like to have sex with
the authorities? I does not sound like fun! In any
case, I enjoy your jokes and recipes. Your shrimp
ettoufee sounds great! I will try it soon -
a fellow cook


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/5/2005 1:13 pm

Thanks Interested, for stopping by and sharing your thoughts.


Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet


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