Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux Falls on Face ~  

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7/6/2005 2:06 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux Falls on Face ~


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"Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. The consciousness of loving and being loved brings a warmth and richness to life that nothing else can bring."

Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

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Boudreaux Falls on Face

Boudreaux's been drinking all nite at Patin's, the local bar, dere in Labadie. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So Boudreaux stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl across the Labadie bridge, and the 4 blocks to his home. When Boudreaux arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face again. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!" "Me?", "What makes you say that?" Boudreaux asks as he puts on an innocent look. "Patin's called", his wife replied, "you left your wheelchair there again."

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