Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's School Excuses ~ A New HOT BABE In Town  

cajunpet 70M
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6/22/2005 12:41 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's School Excuses ~ A New HOT BABE In Town


~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to Sexual Health and Sex Guide. ~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~


Today I am honoring: KajunKittyt4U KajunKittyt4U Exibitionist At Heart.
She is a new lady to blogging, and man is she HOT !!!!!

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"Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

~ John Barrymore quotes (American stage and film Actor. 1882-1942)

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Boudreaux's School Excuses

1. My son Boudreaux is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today, please execute him.

2. Please excuse Boudreaux for being absent he was sick and I had him shot.

3. Dear School: Please ekscuse Boudreaux being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Boudreaux from Jim today; he is administrating.

5. Please excuse Boudreaux from P.E. for a few days; yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. Boudreaux has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Boudreaux was absent yesterday because he was playing football, and got hurt in the growing part.

8. Boudreaux could not come to school today because he has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Boudreaux will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse Boudreaux Friday from school; he has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Boudreaux from being absent yesterday; he had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the shits. [words were crossed out in the ( )'s]

12. Please excuse Boudreaux for being absent yesterday; he had diarrhea and his boots leak.

13. Please excuse Boudreaux for missing school yesterday; we forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

14. Boudreaux won't be in school a week from Friday; we have to attend his funeral.

15. Please excuse Boudreaux for being absent yesterday; he had a cold and could not breed well.

16. Please excuse Boudreaux for being absent yesterday; he was in bed with gramps.

17. Boudreaux was absent December 11-16, because he had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. His sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, his brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, his father even got hot last night.

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Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet




keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
6/22/2005 8:34 pm

#13 has always been my favorite. LMAO!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
6/26/2005 2:11 am

Thanks Keith for stopping by.


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