Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Cough Remedy ~  

cajunpet 70M
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6/24/2005 1:16 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Cough Remedy ~


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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. ~Andy Rooney

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Boudreaux's Cough Remedy

Boudreaux got hisself a job as a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned Boudreaux that the next sale he missed would be his last.

Just then a man came in coughing and he ask Boudreaux for their best cough syrup. Try as he might Boudreaux could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once.

The customer did as Boudreaux said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post.

Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask Boudreaux what had transpired. "Mais, he wanted sometin for his cough but I couldn't find de cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" Boudreaux explained. "Ex-Lax won't cure a cough" Bob shouted angrily. "De hell you say; sure it will" Boudreaux said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Look at him ova dere; mais he's afraid to cough yeah."

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interested13563 53M
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6/24/2005 10:28 am

I still like this joke, even though I have heard it before.


cajunpet 70M
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6/24/2005 10:40 am

BOODRO JOKES I have been to his site for many years.


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cajunpet 70M
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6/26/2005 2:01 am

Thanks Polly and Interested for stopping by.


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~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~



"It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men."

Mae West quotes

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Circle of Life

Boudreaux is driving down the big road in Houston, Texas, when all of a sudden this big ole Texan cuts him off and forces Boudreaux to the shoulder where Boudreaux immediately gets out his Country Cadillac (pick-up truck) and walks up to the Texan and begans screaming at the guy.

The Texan, remaining calm, politely goes to his trunk, and pulls out a tire tool. He bends over and draws a circle in the concrete on the shoulder of the Interstate and tells Boudreaux to get in the circle and DON'T get out.

Well, the Texan walks over to Boudreaux's pick-up truck and bashes in his tail lights. Looking at Boudreaux , the Texan sees him laughing hard.

Getting even more frustated, the Texan bashes in the back glass. Looking over at Boudreaux again, he sees him lying on the ground, rolling from laughing so hard.

This really gets the Texan upset, so he bashes in the front windshield, the headlights, and the mirrors.

Walking over to where Boudreaux was at, in the circle, he still sees ole Boudreaux on the ground, laughing so hard that he's turning blue in the face.

Not understanding why, the Texan says to Boudreaux , " Man, I bash in your windows, and you laugh; I bash in your tail lights, and you laugh; I bash in your windshield, mirrors and headlights, and you can barely breathe because you're laughing so hard. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Finally catching his breath, Boudreaux says, "You fool; you Texans think you're so much better than us; you know what? When you wasn't looking, I got out that circle three times!!

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