Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Breathalyzer Test ~  

cajunpet 70M
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7/8/2005 12:09 am

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Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Breathalyzer Test ~


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~~~~~~~~~~~ Todays Sex Quote and Cajun Joke ~~~~~~~~~~~~


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"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance."

Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)

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Boudreaux's Breathalyzer Test

A police officer pulls over Boudreaux who had been weaving in and out of the traffic lanes. He goes up to Boudreaux's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." Boudreaux says, "Sorry officer I can't do dat no! I am an asthmatic; if I do dat I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine, then I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." I can't do dat either. I'm a hemophiliac; if I do dat, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry officer I can't do dat either. I am also a diabetic; if I do dat I'll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do dat either, officer."

"Why not?" "Because I'm drunk," replied Boudreaux!!

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artistforexploit 60M

7/8/2005 3:49 am

I like to think that to a woman I'm like an apple tree, my flowers satisfy her need for beauty, my shade cools & protects her, my presence gives her support & and comfort, my fruit is there for her satisfaction, & when I no longer all these things to her, she can take my substance to build a better life.


interested13563 53M
2557 posts
7/8/2005 9:43 am

Sometimes Boudreaux just amazes me!!!!


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/9/2005 12:16 am

Thank You artist and interested for sharing your thoughts.


Take care.
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Cajun Pet


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