Today's Love Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Nookie Green ~  

cajunpet 70M
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7/22/2005 12:25 am

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Today's Love Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Nookie Green ~


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Fr. Jerome Cummings quotes "Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words."

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Nookie Green

Father Duhon, a priest is in the local Catholic church in Thibodaux, was hearing confessions one Saturday afternoon:

In walks Boudreaux, "Padre, it has been two weeks since my last confession & dis are my sins. Last night I had sex with Nookie Green." "That is your sin?" "Yep, Padre." "You are forgiven; go out and say one Our Father." Boudreaux gets up and leaves.

Soon after dat, Thibodaux enters and kneels. "Padre, it has been a month since my last confession; dis is my sins. I had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month." The priest thinks to himself this Nookie Green woman is fairly popular with his male parishioners... "Those are your sins?" "Yep, Padre." "You are forgiven; go out and say three Hail Mary's." Thibodaux gets up and leaves.

Soon after dat, Gauthreaux enters and kneels down. "Padre, it has been six months since my last confession; dis is my sins, I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last six months." This time, the priest has to ask, "Who is this Nookie Green?" "Mais", Gauthreaux replies, "Just a beautiful gal dat I know, Padre." "Very well-you are forgiven. Go out and say ten Hail Mary's." Father Duhon closes the church for the evening and leaves wondering who this Nookie Green woman is . . .

The next morning, the priest is up in front of his congregation saying Mass. The doors fly open in the back of the church and in walks this beautiful lady, female, woman; a tall redhead with long gorgeous hair, a green sequin dress, green sequined heels and a green hat with a long green feather coming from it. She walks straight up the aisle, winking at Boudreaux, Thibodaux, and Gauthreaux, then sits down in the very front pew, right in front of Father Duhon, with her knees apart. Father Duhon cannot help but stop and stare. He finally catches himself and leans over to ask the altar boy, "Pssssst.. Is that Nookie Green?"

The altar boy (T Boy) has a look and says, "Mais non Padre, dat's just the reflection off her shoes."

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KajunKittyt4U 52F
81 posts
7/24/2005 2:52 am

That is too funny Pet.

Hugs... Kitty.


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/25/2005 12:13 am

Thanks Kitty for sharing your thoughts.


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