Today's Love Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Buffalo Theory ~  

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7/16/2005 12:04 am

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Today's Love Quote and Cajun Joke ~ Boudreaux's Buffalo Theory ~


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"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."

quotes Barbara De Angelis American researcher on relationships and personal growth.

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Boudreaux's Buffalo Theory

Upon receiving his 2nd DWI offense, Boudreaux is summoned to court and the judge demands ole Boudreaux to explain (in his own words) what drinking does to one's body, and in turn, how it affects one's driving ability. Here's what he said to the judge:

Buffalo Theory: A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as de slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is de slowest and de weakest ones at de back dat are killed first.

Dis natural selection is good for de herd as a whole, because de general speed and health of de whole group keeps improving by de regular culling of de weakest members.

In much de same way de human brain can only operate as fast as de slowest and weakest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks de weakest and slowest first.

In dis way , regular consumption of beer eliminates de weaker brain cells , constantly making de brain a faster and more efficent machine.

I am sure you have noticed dat de more you drink de smarter you get.

Now you know why!

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