Scrotum Self-Repair  

cajunpet 70M
828 posts
5/28/2005 8:40 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Scrotum Self-Repair



~~~~~~ Welcome to Sexual Health and Sex Guide. ~~~~~~

When a 40-year old man arrived at a hospital asking to see a doctor specializing in "men's troubles", he was shown to a cubicle. There, he gingerly unwrapped three yards of foul smelling, stained gauze from around his scrotum, which had swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit.

On further inspection, it was discovered that his left testicle was missing completely and, embedded within the swollen, tender and weeping wound, were a number of dark objects which the patient confessed were one inch staple nails from an industrial staple gun.

It transpired that the man spent lunchtimes alone in the workshop, where he regularly enjoyed the sexual thrill of placing his penis on the moving canvas fan belt of a piece of machinery. One day, the excitement had caused him to lose his concentration and the fan-belt had snatched his scrotum into the fly-wheel, throwing him several feet across the floor and removing his left testicle. Rather than go to hospital, he self-administered first aid using a staple gun and then continued work when his colleagues returned. It was two weeks before he got around to visiting the hospital.


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cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
5/28/2005 8:42 pm

This is a test to see if this comment will disappear,like halve of my comments are disappering in other member's blog comments.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
5/29/2005 6:43 am

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BLONDENEEDSSEX 57F

5/29/2005 2:16 pm

Incase you did not see on my blog a response tou your comment posted about you seeking an asistant , here is my response

Investigations in this town are my job The jobs requirements you stated 2-6 fall into my catagories as elected investigative reporting , and chief editor on our blog paper,of which I have held from the start. you will have to adjust your listings ; This one of the main reasons the TATTLER was designed to begin with .We can however co-ordinate our findings, thankyou


expatbrit49 62M

5/29/2005 2:27 pm

Cajun you must check before jumping to conclusions. It clearly said that the voting from had been posted with mail in, absentee, and wierd time zone allowances so all votes on the poll are valid.

Also Pls note that the commissioner position is not an elected one so there was no need to have you on the poll

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
5/30/2005 1:27 am

BLONDENEEDSSEX I do not want you job. I am sorry I offended you.

expatbrit49 It was just a joke, no harm intended. I am sorry I offended you, or anyone else.

Have a great day.


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