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Good afternoon to anyone who cares!
I didn't feel so great this morning. So, I called in sick to work. After catching a few extra Z's on the couch, I decided to check my profile and search for potential friends. After reading profile after inane profile, I felt compelled to begin my blog. So, here it is!
My eyes hurt from reading about every silly bimp who wants a man with a 9-inch-plus cock that's as wide as a regulation baseball! I've got news for ya, sisters. Not many guys like that exist and most of the ones who do are as dumb as paint! If you weren't using sex toys that could double as animal husbandry implements, you wouldn't have that need!
OK. Now that I have satisfied the Tourette's Syndrome in me ........
I appreciate all of your profiles, but show some originality, folks. It seems like almost everyone here is "real", "down to earth", "fun loving" .... blah, blah, blah.
If you're real, show us the real you. Don't hide behind cliches and four lines of text. Tell us who you really are. If you feel like picking my profile apart, go ahead. I welcome the criticism, because God knows I have lots of room for improvement.
The peanut gallery is open!
8/22/2006 4:37 pm
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