wife from hell!  

bustybettyboop2 50F
40 posts
7/21/2006 7:36 am

Last Read:
7/22/2006 9:20 am

wife from hell!

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I
> clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
>
> The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60,
> perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
>
> Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be
> silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
>
> As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at
> his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
>
> The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your
> radar detector went off when it did."
>
> As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
> detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and! says through clenched
> teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
>
> The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not
> wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."
>
> The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but
> took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out
> of my back pocket."
>
> The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
> have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
> driving."
>
> And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the
> driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
>
> The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband
> always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
>
> (I love this part....)
>
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>
> "Only when he's been drinking."
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funkentjay1 55M

7/21/2006 8:01 am

LOL busty thanks for making me laugh. hugggggggs Kent


GraspCrownRusts 46M
780 posts
7/21/2006 9:34 am

LMAO... for the third time today, co-workers are looking at me wondering what is soooooo funny about insurance...

Nice one!...


foghorn49 59M

7/21/2006 9:46 am

I love it. Maybe he needs to have her drive for a while.


cilibabe 44F

7/21/2006 10:08 am

pmsl busty like tat one.


bustybettyboop2 50F

7/22/2006 9:20 am

thanx! i wanna get another tat soon! lol foghorn! lmao shawnee!yw kent!


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