Men say the darndest things - humor  

bullseyetou 62M
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3/13/2006 2:33 pm
Men say the darndest things - humor

After twenty years of marriage Bob and Sally still enjoyed working in the yard together.

One saturday afternoon Bob was cleaning the grill while Sally was nearby weeding the garden.

Bob watched her rear end as she worked and commented "Honey, your ass is getting kinda big. Hell, I bet it would'nt even fit on the grill!"

Sally ignored him and just kept working away.

They enjoyed a pleasent supper, weatched a movie and headed upstairs for bed; Bob patted her ass on the way.

Once in bed Bob was feeling kinda horney and reached over and fondled Sally's breast.

"Bob" Sally said; "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, think again."

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