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bullmastiffagain 41F
8 posts
8/2/2006 12:32 pm

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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie- Just one. And I'll replace any wiring thats not up to code

Golden Retriever- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your're inside worrying about some stupid burned-out bulb.

Dachshun- I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle- I'll just blow in the border collies ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler- Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu- Puh-leeze dah-ling. Let the servants.....

Lab- Oh me, me. Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute- Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher- While its dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff- Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua- Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer- I see it, there it is, right there, see......

Greyhound- It isnt moving, so who cares?

Australian Shepard-Put all the bulbs in a little circle.....

Old English Sheepdog- Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb????

bullmastiffagain 41F
23 posts
8/2/2006 2:21 pm

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie- Just one. And I'll replace any wiring thats not up to code

Golden Retriever- The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us and your're inside worrying about some stupid burned-out bulb.

Dachshun- I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle- I'll just blow in the border collies ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler- Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu- Puh-leeze dah-ling. Let the servants.....

Lab- Oh me, me. Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute- Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel- Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher- While its dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff- Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua- Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer- I see it, there it is, right there, see......

Greyhound- It isnt moving, so who cares?

Australian Shepard-Put all the bulbs in a little circle.....

Old English Sheepdog- Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb????


Medusa231968 48F
301 posts
8/3/2006 7:42 am

LOL..it's cute

Medusa


rm_DJSpin1000 60M
18 posts
8/10/2006 3:33 am

bull,lol, "Mastiff- Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.", ^5 DJ


rm_the_lass1000 48F
34 posts
8/10/2006 5:02 pm

lmao mastiff!

this one can only wonder about the common mongrel

very funny sis!


ButteryDelight 58F

8/26/2006 12:25 am

lol! ..great joke. And welcome to blog land, Bull.

i would be honored if you'd take out the time to visit my blog.

Buttery Delight


BadAssBlonde1 57F
4989 posts
6/1/2007 6:23 pm

bull,

I enjoyed this! We could learn much from our Pets. Welcome to BlogVille. It may be late, but I made it.


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tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
5/14/2008 10:09 am

The lab one was great, they are so enthusiastic about everything. My cat, he would just say "piss off woman, you want to change the bulb the do it and don't involve me".

Bye everyone, it was a blast


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