ewe wanna join the flock?  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/26/2005 5:31 am

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ewe wanna join the flock?

I'm still awake.

Shite! Oh well... that happens when you're blogaddicted and chat-enabled like I am. Thank fuck for conferences or I'd be a wreck. I can only just cope with pissing and standing up, that seems to be the extent of my multitasking capabilities.

Anyway, I'm awake... It's only midnight by our clocks... still 3 hours to go before the All Black annihilate Scotland. Go the AB's. My parents won't be getting up to watch. Their allegiances lie on the opposing teams side.

Jees... you'd think living in New Zealand they could forget about patriotism. Well... their own anyway. Fer fucks sake! There should be a law stating that everyone in New Zealand should support the ABs.

Not that i'm biased.

I heard that I was accused of being in a clique. Which I thought was funny.

Anyone who knows me will know that I'm the least cliquey person around. God people who do that thing with their fingers freak me out. Clique Clique Clique. I swear... I feel like they're gonna pop their fingers out of their sockets and pull the fuckers off.

So anyway. I got to talking to one of the chosen few, and we decided that we aint gonna be a clique. No way. We're gonna be a cult.

Cults are way cooler. Totally.

Now those who live in geekland will know of the Cult of the Dead Cow. So maybe in honour of my sheep shaggin location. We could be known as the Cult of the Dead Sheep.

Course, I'll need to get the ok from my fellow brethren. You can't just start up a cult on yer own can ya. I mean look at WACO. I'm sure it was a downturn in membership that caused him to freak out.

I wanna be like the Water Buffalo, and have one of those incredibly stupid hats. I mean what the fuck! is that shit for real? I mean really for real? and if so... why?

I always thought it was a pisstake. I keep thinking of the Flintstones and Happy Days. The Flintstones I don't mind remembering... but Happy Days? Fuck that! The Fonz can kiss my shiny ass... even Joanie wasn't up to saving it for me. Was that her name? And when Chachi came in? That was the beginning of the end.

*sob*

Now my cult is tainted. Ruined with the association of a shite telly program. Fuck.

I had it all worked out too!

High priestess. She would sit above me so I could look up her skirt.

Low priestess. She would sit below me so I could look down her top.

and my favourite

Low priestess (b). or as I prefer to refer to her B.Low priestess. She would sit in front of me and basically just... ummm... yeah!

In fact the more I look at this the more I like the idea. I think every guy should have a cult. It's like a harem only with sacrifice.

Boy... if you knew the sacrifices I had made... you would expect me to be sitting in an ocean of women. Alas no. Still... I live in hope.

Maybe I could be like Jesus. Without the crucifixion. That might be ok. And the lepers. No lepers or holes in the hand. Then it might look appealing.

Ok. No crucifixion, no lepers and no sandles. I'm not really a sandle kind of guy. I had my shame at school... so fucked if I'm gonna have some kind of shame cult thing going on.

Sweet! And heaps of piss as well. Drinking piss not pissing drink piss. Ya got that clear in yer culty heads?

So... No crucifixion. No lepers. No Sandles. Heaps of piss.

Fantastic. Now that sounds like my kind of cult.

Ahhh shit.

No religion.

No crucifixion, no lepers, no sandles, no religion and heaps of piss.

Beautiful.

Sounds like my place at the weekends really.

Wooohooooo!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 8:27 am

*ahem* who died & made you Head Dead Sheep Shagger? ..err wait a second....it does make perfect sense... nevermind. ALL HAIL!!

As High priestess (yeah, you heard me! Its the least you can do, make me high priestess, since you stole my damn cult!)

anyhow...as high priestess I dont have to like do anything strenuous like heal the sheep after they've been torn asunder by your greatness or hang around airports lifting my skirt to attract new member or anything do i? Cant I just lounge about all day? Maybe have a few hot male minions to feeed me grapes and write my blogs for me?

Dont deny me these small requests...EVERYbody knows the true power of any cult is in its ability to attract new members...and I am WAY cuter than you. Oh yeah..and a cool title. I need a cool title.

High Priestess of Glorious Ineptitude & Random Typos SJ

yup..that works


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/26/2005 8:48 am

Just a minor clarification. In kiwispeak piss is beer. As most clique members are of the american persuasion I did feel the need to clarify that since most of them are against drinking what we call piss over here.

That being said....are there going to be tryouts for the priestess positions?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 11:19 am

oooo good point Daph!

I think Daph should be the Holy Priestess Of Translations, Clarity And Beer... for when the Head Dead Sheep Shagger goes into a stupor and beings speaking in tongues.


bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 11:35 am

Fer Fucks Sake

Bulgy..... Damn man your blog wins the funniest fucking shit award.

Hands Down!!

I noticed in the final line of stipulations that the holes in the hand appear to be back into the mix. Kool-Aid Dude !!!!

For our weekly communion we can have....
Piss and bake beaned sandwiches!!

Can I pull my pulpit back out and be someone important?



I am not dead yet


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
11/26/2005 2:34 pm

I want to be the priestess of chaos...confuse everyone until they become munted. And the clique, clique, clique people - I'll tie their cliquing fingers to their toes and roll then down the hallway like giant bowling balls for your twisted sense of entainment. I'll conspire with the other priestess's to overthrow you and take over the cult. (Just kidding oh great one...). I'll go to the airports and bus stations and spread impishness into innocents and bring them home thereby strengthening our numbers. I'll make sure we never run out of...ummm...piss and I'll keep all the wanks out by meeting them at the door and talking utter nonsense to them until their heads spin and they beg for mercy. Yes?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 3:39 pm

SJ,

I believe it was the mighty ram Baaaaaaal who died, and although didn't specifically mention me, the fact that as he took his last breath I was taking my first heavy one with his ears in both hands.

You can be high priestess, I find the idea that you don't wear panties will turn that position into a win-win scenario.

Nothing too strenuous dear. Here! Take this magical needle and thread and if you could just tidy up the *really* ragged ones? That would be neat!

Deny? You know I never deny anyone. Least of all Baaaaaal.

and random typos? Jeez girl. There aint nothing random about those!


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 3:46 pm

Daph that is an excellent idea and an even better clarification of the word.

I'm *damned* sure we don't want anyone in here that doesn't have an aversion to drinking piss piss.

Shagging sheep? No problem with that. Drinking piss? Ugggh! That's wrong.


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 3:51 pm

    Quoting rm_sj365:
    oooo good point Daph!

    I think Daph should be the Holy Priestess Of Translations, Clarity And Beer... for when the Head Dead Sheep Shagger goes into a stupor and beings speaking in tongues.
SJ

That is an excellent title for Daph,

although perhaps with your random typo nature perhaps we should really let Daph translate for you!

... goes into a stupor and beings speaking in tongues. WTF?

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 3:53 pm

Piss and baked bean sandwiches sounds great bard.

and puuuuuhleeeeeese!! as if you didn't already have yer pulpit out!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 3:56 pm

Pixie!

Yes! YES! YEESSS!!

YESSSSSSS!

I am really looking forward to the bowling balls. Thats gonna be great.


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 4:03 pm

LOL Sil,

The amount of times you've been nailed, you really are the queen of holy holes. I grant your title request.

and I also appoint Luke to be your fluffer. He dropped a particularly fruity number in the trailer a wee ways back. He'll be great for you... plus he is Loki the god of mischeviousness. You two will get along great.


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 4:08 pm

Trav uhhh EEEC,

Yours really is the dark side!

Anyway Sheep DO count. Who do you think invented the Abaaaacus?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 4:09 pm

if that guy is the Evil Emperor of Eternal Celibacy? I am NOT sitting by him during rituals...


DirtyLilSecret61 55F

11/26/2005 4:21 pm

If the secret phrase is "baaaaa ram ewe" .... I'd more than interested. Otherwise point me to the Pig in a Poke contest if you please.

"Lil"


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/26/2005 4:43 pm

wait wait wait... if I join this thingie I need to know something.. are flip-flops considered sandals?!

Its good to be...ME


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 5:10 pm

oooooooh, but I was just de-programmed from my last cult. Oh well, sign me up in some low capacity, I will be a breeder or something.


bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 6:14 pm

BAHAHAHAHAHA BArbie



I am not dead yet


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/26/2005 6:48 pm

Flip-flops are okay where sheep are concerned. Unless they eat exlax-laden baked bean sandwiches you'll step ON their shit, not IN it. Your toes are safe with sheep.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


Sorceror07 54M

11/26/2005 6:56 pm

...and me and my boyz will provide the nice relaxing and soothing.... head banging heavy metal music for all to shag by! bwahahahah!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 7:14 pm

I hear by declare myself the

Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom


Of the most noble kind in the land of Blog, county of Bulging.

Now I need an assistant or several of the male persuasion...who should like to align with me...
MMMNKCWW


...short for .... the above title. He who desires to assist me will get great benefits to be disclosed privately.

My duties shall be to skip and flutter my way thru the fair land of Blog...and leave little sprinkles of nonsense, discipline if needed to those who appear to be abusing the comment whoring limits and lastly, words of mystical wisdom.

My assistant's duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

Neither of us will align with good or evil...but to maintain an even balance.

Grievences may be brought to my attention by either clan for a request of judgement. A date on the calender will be set for review, either clan may enter and present evidence as needed to support their claim/cause...complaint.

Those breaking the rules will indeed suffer greatly....so I suggest all those in the land beware....as punishment will be dealt with on an individual basis depending on the severity of the issue.

The home office is of course "Slidein2meplz's" blog. Additional office locations to be announced at a later date.


This has been an announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


Valdrane78 38M

11/26/2005 7:55 pm

I'll be a breeder with Lianna as well, WOO HOOO!!!!!!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/26/2005 7:59 pm

NOT a sheep breeder!


bulging_boy 49M

11/26/2005 9:11 pm

SJ?

You will sit where you are told to sit.

LOL

Up a bit, down... left... that's it.

Christ you just about broke my nose!


wife4stranger 57F

11/26/2005 9:15 pm

Well.....I guess I most likely haven't been around long enough to be considered for any of the Priestess positions......but, I am already Princess Magnolia Blossom.....is there room in the cult for me and my tiara?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/26/2005 9:24 pm

I will also assume the role of Keeper of the Matches for we certainly want no repeats of Waco.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bardicman 50M

11/26/2005 9:32 pm

Since everyone is just SELF PROCLAIMING !!

I SELF PROCLAIM MYSELF :

Disciple And Chaplain Of Communal Kool-Aid
or simply
DACOCK!!



I am not dead yet


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/26/2005 9:51 pm

Oh great Head Dead Sheep Shagger, I cant sit. I'm busy running all over blogland lifting my skirt up over my head and ...recruiting for the cult yeah, thats it..recruiting. Between that and all the mending of rended sheep..i just dont have time for the up-skirting right now.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/26/2005 10:43 pm

<<<<<< (Low Priestess ...

At your command.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/26/2005 10:46 pm

Fuck those smilies!

<<<<<<<< ( B ) Low Priestess.

At your commmand.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/26/2005 11:15 pm

~~ Hear ye, Hear ye...an important announcement from the MISTRESS ~~

In addition to assistants, there are a few openings for ~~ Princess's ~~

....who's duties will be to cover for me "MYSTICAL MISTRESS"... when I am unable to be present.
Assistants will bow to the princess's as well as to the "MISTRESS" supreme.

Assistants to the "MYSTICAL MISTRESS" will not be informed of their benefits prior to sign up and commitment.

No exceptions...regardless of how cute/hot/funny or any other characteristic you possess.

I assure you all...those of the male persuasion....who do commit, you will not be disappointed.

Princess's to the MISTRESS...have no criteria to get past in order to recieve the honor...or the power.

~~ the MMMNKCWW has spoken ~~


This has been another announcement from the MMMNKCWW network.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


TravelinsAuntPat 50F

11/26/2005 11:46 pm




I HEAR BY DECLARE MYSELF " SENTALATING QUEEN OF S.A.P." BETTER KNOWN AS "QUEEN OF BULLSHIT"


SEE THERE IS A DIFFERENCE IN THOSE YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY JUST CAUSE YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FER IT. OR BECAUSE YOU ARE ON SOME TORTURED JOURNEY TO ABSTAIN BECAUSE LAWD HELP US IF YOU ADD ANOTHER ONE TO YOUR LIST OF MANY. AFTER 2 I QUIT COUNTING AND WHO CARES ANYWAY. YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT AND WHO YOUR DOING SO LIVE ON. AS I TOLD MY MOM ONCE WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND SHE GOT ONTO ME FOR SOMETHING SHE DID NOT BELIEVE IN

DO YOU HAVE TO STAND BEFORE GOD ON JUDGEMENT DAY FOR MY SINS? UH NO SO UNTIL YOU DO BUT OUT AND LEAVE ME ALONE !!!!!
COURSE ALL THAT GOT ME WAS BACK HANDED I AM SURE.... BUT DID I CARE NO AND I DID IT ANYWAY.

NOW ONTO MY POINT. SEE WHY DO WE NOT WANT IT WHEN IT IS LAYING RIGHT THERE IN THE BED NEXT TO US. I WILL TELL YA WHY CAUSE I AM TO DAMN LAZY TO TURN OVER. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF YA BUT ROLLING OVER FOR ME TAKES TIME AND EFFORT ON MY PART AND LAWD JESUS I AM JUST TO TIRED.

AND THOSE OF US WHO AINT GETTING IT EVEN IF WE HAVE IT LAYING IN THE BED NEXT TO US.


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/27/2005 12:34 am

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~
With the power vested in me....
Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare candy69sosweet postion and title of PRINCESS# 1...as she possess great WISDOM and abundant LOVE.

She is to always be addressed as PRINCESS upon entering and leaving her parlor of love.

She shall have 3% less powers than the MISTRESS, but nonetheless, she will command and deserve as much respect.

All assistants will not only bow to her feet...but will at her whim be her slave for the amount of time she deems necessary. ~~~

~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/27/05 ~~~


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/27/2005 12:37 am

The first official roster has been made.

Leader of the Flock and Cult of the Dead Sheep Membership Roster

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


tillerbabe 55F

11/27/2005 1:51 am

{color magenta]BUNZ!..you DID NOT brig up "Flip -Flops!" LOL!
Can I be: HIGH PRIESTESS? I would love for you to look "up" my dress! (I won't wear a sheep's costume though! I refuse!}


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/27/2005 2:15 am

I don't know what you nut jobs are talking about I just followed SJ because she had her skirt over her head and said to follow her.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


AlbertPrince 57M

11/27/2005 2:21 am

I've never seen a sheep wearing flip flops


smartmama 58F

11/27/2005 6:19 am

Maybe I could be like Jesus. Without the crucifixion. That might be ok

hahahahahahahaha! just what i am going to think about as we slide into the holiday frenzy. that and sex and drinking and dancing to freebird. oh, and boy minions reciting brilliant poetry, hey ya.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/27/2005 7:35 am

Okay, I'll be jumping on the band wagon as well but first I ask, "What have you done for me lately?"

I follow this up with another of my noncontroversial chain letters you guys are never posting about, thanks for your support!

[size3]You missed dark lord, [blog Craptaost], birthday on 11/26. Don't be too pissed at me, I missed it too. Quick, click this link [post 153746], get over there, and tell him some of the sweet stuff that you bloggers always whisper in the ears of the top dogs. If you don't know who this guy craptoast is, well in the paid biography I penned him, he was described as the Count of Monte Cristo after his escape; he is quick witted, fearless, charming, and hides his complex brooding behind a carefree willingness to be the life of the party.

Happy Birhtday to you Toast, and may the Rabbits of Hell be with you!


Now I'll join, but only if I can be head sheep wrangler and Wife4stranger can be my lovely assistant, please, KIWI KING?


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/27/2005 7:35 am

If Reverend Bard is in charge of the Kool-Aid I quit, and I think Albert is lying.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/27/2005 7:40 am

You missed dark lord, Craptoast's, birthday on 11/26. Don't be too pissed at me, I missed it too. Quick, click this link [post 153746], get over there, and tell him some of the sweet stuff that you bloggers always whisper in the ears of the top dogs. If you don't know who this guy craptoast is, well in the paid biography I penned him, he was described as the Count of Monte Cristo after his escape; he is quick witted, fearless, charming, and hides his complex brooding behind a carefree willingness to be the life of the party.

Happy Birhtday to you Toast, and may the Rabbits of Hell be with you!

If it comes up twice, it's not because of posting mistakes, more like cause I care that much!!!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/27/2005 7:45 am

*wanders back in, collapses on the alter*
I've been all over blogland with my dress up over my head. I'm tired & hungry.

Do we have a Dark Lord Of Snacks & Naps yet?


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/27/2005 9:28 am

Ok, I made up my mind, I will be known as Our Lady of Sexual Frustration.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/27/2005 12:17 pm

*reports to the courtesy deask in her flip flops..now where is Jess???*



Its good to be...ME


expatbrit49 62M

11/27/2005 12:37 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Just a minor clarification. In kiwispeak piss is beer. As most clique members are of the american persuasion I did feel the need to clarify that since most of them are against drinking what we call piss over here.

    That being said....are there going to be tryouts for the priestess positions?
LOL at Daph are you trying to say that Americans dont drink beer or americian beer isnt piss

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/27/2005 1:49 pm

Cool- I'm psyched! I'd be like a Kiwi Mary Magdalene... I always thought she was definitely the hot one in Jesus Christ Superstar. Can my knee pads be pink to match my .... lipstick?

Yes SJ, we definitely need an immediate appointment of Lord or Keeper of Snacks and Naps... I can't figure out if our non-Koolaid bartending needs are to be answered by DACOCK or Daphne... but someone please help me!

*dances away...spinning and singing... "I don't know how to llloooOOOOOOve him..."


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/27/2005 2:50 pm

Hey SJ I'm hungry too. Daphne said I'm the cult fluffer.

Would you like to have a Fluffernutter sandwich with me?

They're really tasty when they are hot and sticky.


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Valdrane78 38M

11/27/2005 4:14 pm

Oh, I am also the Cult's Midget retailer.

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
11/27/2005 4:15 pm

I'm beginning to see that I've thrown just a bit too much pixie dust at Luke...poor thing. It is a little fun to watch him wander around aimlessly looking for the fluffernutter though. And by the way...the orange robed peace love and happiness guys are on their way to serve in any capacity they are needed. Perhaps our very own dark lord Trav could end his celibate state and be happy once again. AND...dammit...if every other priestess gets an assistant I WANT ONE TOO. Ah well...back to the trenches...I saw a bus full of hunky sexy baseball players arriving and I'd hate to miss out on that. That, O great one, could be VERY entertaining. Recruiting is a serious job you know.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
11/27/2005 8:03 pm

Bulging ~

Just don't think I'm priestess material; and being a former Dominatrix, I've had it with being called "Mistress." So I'm still waiting for you and Trav to develop my profane profile as Salicious Catty Woman of the East. Or perhaps I can follow PK's lead this time and proclaim myself Our Lady of the Unseemly Salicious ... OR Our Lady of the Wickedly Wanton. (Since my nearly three-year streak is over ... with a vengence.)

Haggis (our sheep word for "hugs") to you, my Dear ...

Safira

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
11/28/2005 10:17 pm

~~~ Hear ye, Hear ye ~~~ With the power vested in me....
Mystical Mistress of Much Nonsense and Karmic Comment Whoring &/or Wisdom

I hear by declare and welcome titsandtires to the honored postion and title of ASSISTANT# 1...as he possess great MECHANICAL SKILLS and ABUNDANT SILLINESS.

His duties shall be simply to report his findings to me...and keep me happy as only he will know the secret to that along with what his benefits of position are.

~~~ ~~~ by order of the Mystical Mistress 11/27/05 ~~~

On other business... the Mistress is requesting a meeting of all leaders hi and low to go over the ground rules and vote on what will be considered a complaint and also what sorts of punishments are acceptable to both sides... EVIL and GOOD


~~~ Please report to MMMNKCWW main office located at 293 Blogland Lane ~~~ Thank you very much.... MYSTRESS. ?*

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 7:09 am

this cult sucks. sheesh we have fluffer & midget wranglers and breeders (oh my!) and STILL no Loyal Keeper Of Snacks & Naps?!?

I'm hungry damnit!

and obviously in need of a nap


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:26 pm

I'm posting waaaaaay back here because I dont want to get caught comment whoring ( or is it pimping?)


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:26 pm

but, rumor has it...


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:26 pm

that you are..


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:27 pm

very very


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:27 pm

close to


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:28 pm

cracking the


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:28 pm

glass ceiling


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:28 pm

I am sure


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:29 pm

this is due


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:29 pm

to some sort


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:29 pm

of cult ritual


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:30 pm

or sacrifice


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:31 pm

or some other


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:32 pm

form of


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:33 pm

voodoo


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:33 pm

or magic


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:33 pm

dontcha think?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/29/2005 6:35 pm

can i have snacks now?


bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 1:56 am

Snacks SJ?

Fer fucks sake!

zzzzzzzzip

You've earned it

LOL


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