You make me hungry!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/4/2005 4:29 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

You make me hungry!


Please do NOT read if you are of a squeamish nature. The inspiration for this post came from the depths of my depraved being. I figured, what would I be like as a woman. What would my cyber be like. With that in mind, and if you're brave enough. Read on McDuff

I look into your eyes, the redness and numerous veins standing out in front making you wince.

I slowly take my top off for you, the sweat making it cling to my back. Your breathing becoming more apparent.

I see you loosen your zip as your tongue runs around your lips.

My stained bra now comes off as I cut the strap, the catch long since fused. I push aside the fact it was my only one as I focus on bringing you the pleasure you desire.

I take my sagging breasts in either hand and wave them to you. As I lift them like defrosted chicken wings, you catch sight of the weeping sores and you smile.

You stand and your pants drop to the floor your hands exploring my curves and creases.

My tracksuit pants slide down as you lick my cracked nipples. Your hands move to my sweating mound. I ooze from the festering spots inside me as your rough fingers ease the itching.

I pull you closer, my rancid breath wafts across your face... your nose wrinkling like paper in a fire before bursting into flame.

Your tongue probes my mouth running over the empty sockets where my teeth were. You pull back look at me and swallow our saliva.

Your head goes to between my legs and I feel you licking. The retching noise you make, only serves to get me more excited. My nipples harden.

Your tempo increases and I cum while clutching my breasts. I feel the mixture of my juices and pus leaving my body and soaking you.

I get dressed and watch you as you try to get up. Your body twisted and contorting. The way you hold your arms around your stomach as you continue to heave makes me sigh longingly.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/4/2005 5:26 pm

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So awful I had to use a thesaurus to properly express my disgust. *applause* a new low...go you!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/4/2005 5:44 pm

There's the sick, twisted kiwi we all know and love. I bet Goddess doesn't want to touch you naked anymore.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 5:50 pm

Thanks SJ!

Why do you think for that post I put the warning at the top?

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 5:50 pm

So long as some of you still do Daph,

That's more than enough for me!

LOL


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/4/2005 6:19 pm

What kind of women have you been hanging around with honey? Or is that your very depraved sense of the "essence" of a woman? Hmmmm...YUCK.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/4/2005 6:23 pm

I am kinda turned on now.


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/4/2005 6:32 pm

I'm kinda new to your blog so let me see if I get this right...
All the sheep jokes that I read - those are attempts by your blog friends to raise your standards a little? Is that it?

Cool.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman 50M

12/4/2005 7:16 pm

ROFL Wahine!!!! See you thought we were being mean to him.



I am not dead yet


MillsShipsGayly 51M

12/4/2005 7:17 pm

What are you doing next Satuday night ??


tillerbabe 55F

12/4/2005 7:50 pm

"Weeping Sores?"...yummy my favorite!

YOU ARE A SICK FOTHERMUCKER!..this why we are friends..


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/4/2005 8:02 pm

Hey dude ... she got a sister

I could use some luvin' like dat


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


Kimmers777 106F

12/4/2005 9:01 pm

Grandma? You've been sneaking out at night, haven't you?


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/4/2005 9:01 pm

[size5] Baby doll, don't even THINK about coming back as a
girlchild in the next life......


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/4/2005 9:20 pm

*giggling @ Kimmers*...i dunno who she is, but i LIKE her


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/4/2005 10:06 pm

So-rolling on the floor and lmao-when are you going to be auctioning off those emmm-soaking panties for your "lovers"???

Darling have you been getting out any lately?
OMG -pus? but you are unselfish I see-quality points for that -big time!

What other thoughts run thru that mind of yours I wonder???
Terrie

Sorry-had to go back and read it 1 more time!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:22 pm

Hey pixie,

Nooooo... that is the woman I would be!

Nothing to do with any of the women I have met!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:24 pm

are you turned on enough to lick my sores Saint?

I am!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:25 pm

hiya wahine,

As I say to all newcomers... please don't judge me by this one alone

go back and...

ahh...

No! Best you judge me by this one!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:27 pm

Bard you bastard

You are *mean*


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:29 pm

I'll be starting a fire Michael,

I'm sure with the amount of time you spend with tiller...

You'll be coming to see me too!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:33 pm

Wooooo Tiller!

I wasn't sure what the fuck it was.

I'm glad I know now!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:42 pm

Luke,

She got a brother...

and he like the look of you!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:54 pm

Kimmers?

Is that you dear? Sorry what with my bad eyes and all...

don't tell granpaw ok? He don't know how we pay the rent

that's a dear


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:56 pm

Hiya goddess,

I love the way you look like you're winking at me.

I couldn't come back as a girlchild. I'd get nothing done.


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 10:57 pm

SJ?

Are you bumping on purpose?

I don't know who any of you are... but I like ya!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 11:04 pm

HI Terrie,

LOL I really don't think anyone would want to win my panties.

Just as I'm sure that most wouldn't want to know what other thoughts rung through my mind!

LOL


DeepRiverDreamin 47F
46 posts
12/5/2005 12:26 am

Did something terrible happen to you between the time of the previous post and this one?


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 2:28 am

LOL DeepRiver,

You could be excused for thinking so.

I'm afraid my posts are sometimes an outlet for my depravity and sick sense of humour.

My blog is like a box of chocolates as a PC literate Forrest Gump would have said.

I guess having seen the light side of me and now the dark, you can work out where the balance lies.


bardicman 50M

12/5/2005 6:28 am

Balance... BALANCE... ROFL

un-balanced is more like it.

That why I call you bro,



I am not dead yet


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/5/2005 7:55 am

I need to find my rubbing alcohol now.
I could use a drink and a wash after reading that. LOL

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 10:21 am

LOL Bard,

That's why I call you Dad!


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 10:23 am

LMAO Spin,

Drink the alcohol and rub yourself down with this...

It's clarified butter!

mmmmmmmmm


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 10:25 am

It still turned you on tho wetty... didn't it!



LOL Go on... admit it


mistymommie 39F

12/5/2005 11:48 am

Oh Hell, I knew it wasn't going to be a good day.

Misty


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/5/2005 11:50 am

Everyone- everyone-have a glass of wine or two or 3 or 4-maybe more... We can count on you BB to keep us laffing even thru the dreary cold weather me thinks.
Emmm but darling you let me show you all of me on cam and playing and you're a girlie and you watching me most private parts and speaking like a man about them to me--nooooooo-I feel like I should shower like in that movie whilst crying- what was it- "The Crying Game".


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:18 pm

I don't even have words to describe how gross that post was. I'm still nauseous.

Cool!

Top marks kiwi!

XOXO
A


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/5/2005 4:49 pm

Maybe it's one of those male crisis-although I think it has progressed much farther than that. What have you been drinking lately-could that be it?
Clarified butter-a lot of trouble to go thru to get that-you are not selfish still I see and patient-so still big girlie points for that-yuck-I suppose.Lol!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/5/2005 5:32 pm

Note to SJ, in case she comes back: Yeah, Kimmers is one of us. I could tell from her first comment.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
12/5/2005 6:13 pm

you really should have some sort of support group set up for people that read you for the first time.......why didn't anyone warn me first??......and by the way.....you type pretty well with a straight jacket on bulging.....call me impressed!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/5/2005 6:58 pm

Hey Bulge, at least Misty didn't call you a GIRL!

ROFL

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/5/2005 6:58 pm

Amy, he types with his tongue. You ought to see what else he can do with it.

And people wonder why the sheep flock to him ....

*snicker*

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:08 pm

Hiya mistie,

Not a good day?

That's such a shame... come sit on my knee and tell me all about it


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:15 pm

Oh Terrie,

I only watched with one eye open... so I didn't see everything

and if yer gonna have a shower... I'll pass you the towel.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:18 pm

Thanks Blonde... I think


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:19 pm

Hiya Sil,

Whaddya mean properly?

I thought that was pretty good!


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:20 pm

Terrie,

Big girlie points... that's nipples isn't it?

LOL

wooohoooo!


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:22 pm

You're onto it wahine,

I had to get her to take her shoes off before I knew

LOL

Woohoooo! Go Kimmers


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:25 pm

Hi Amish... I mean Impressed...

I do have a support group



It's called Upset Women Gather On My Bed For Some Lovin.

or something like that


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/5/2005 7:45 pm

Emmmmm have you given thought to installing a pole for you to entertain your lovers bulging_boy with all that magical charm your body possesses to slither around exotically enticing them further to jump on you when they can stand no more-LOL!
Terrie


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 8:01 pm

I'm sure it's only a matter of time Daph,

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/5/2005 8:36 pm

type with your tongue lmao---oh god------------a man with skills-hmmmm!I was not thinking of that!?!?!?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/5/2005 8:42 pm

at this point in time I'd like to say


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/5/2005 8:42 pm

NEENER


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/5/2005 8:43 pm

NEEEEEEEEENER!!!!!!!!!!


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 8:43 pm

Terrie,

You know I never thought of that at all!

I'm gonna look into it now.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/5/2005 8:44 pm

gawd i love being right


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 8:47 pm

Daph,

Are you giving away all my secrets?

Anyway... sheep *don't* flock to me!

I make farm calls

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 9:55 pm

So now that you are Terrie???


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 9:56 pm

you wanna say what sj?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/5/2005 10:02 pm

YOU OWE ME!!!

and I aim to collect.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/5/2005 11:02 pm

whoa...daph skeered me for a second there


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 1:01 am

Daph,

I get the feeling I owe you!

can I just fill this jar and leave it by the door?

You have that hungry look in yer eye!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 1:02 am

Skeered *you* SJ?

I'm so skeered... I can't even get it up to fill the jar!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 1:09 am

SJ... You always love being right,

even when you're wrong.

or me.. when I'm so *very* wrong

LOL


AlbertPrince 57M

12/6/2005 1:38 am

Bulge, if I'd known you were going to write about our night I wouldn't have done it.

And you forgot to mention how I loved it when you blew your bubble gum bubble in my mouth - oh yeah I forgot, that wasn't bubble gum, you had bronchitis


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 3:58 am

You know I keep the best bits for us baby!

Wanna have another go?

I just coughed up some bile

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 7:42 am

Emmm well AlbertPrince darling you know "if lovin you is wrong bulging_boy doesn't wanna be right" I suppose-LOL!


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/6/2005 8:29 am

You sexy...er, I mean sick motherfu**er, when I closed my eyes, it was as though I was right there. Frightened, I then had to quickly open them and found myself face to face with reading it yet again. You only commented your two extra nipples on my post. Hoarding the good shite elsewheres. I see how you are. LOL!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:17 am

LOL Terrie,

I *never* wanna be right babe!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:21 am

Hey Viking!

Good god man... are you complaining about my extra nipple comments now?

There is just no pleasing some people!

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 11:38 am

Darling-you may want to give a bit of thought to waxing your legs and emmm other part-and I'm not talking about car wax!It won't hurt-lol-forever! Would I lie to you???


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 11:42 am

I'm not sure Terrie...

But if you do lie to me...

Could you make it that I was great?

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 12:10 pm

Darling -emmm that would be if I was to lie for you maybe-oh-I see-you want to hear those words personally-" "bb darling you were beyond great-fantastic- as I am moaning and groaning"-yes I can do that I suppose. LOL
Terrie


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 12:58 pm

Emmmm bulging_boy-I have come across some useful tips for you and others. Not to worry darling-I condensed it all so you won't have to spends hours and hours of reading the boring parts so....
Sex Secrets
Most bedroom problems boil down to this: Men are microwaves and women are slow cookers.

Buy her a silk thong.***
Embrace her until she makes the move to leave.*
Wear her name.?
Whisper into her ear***
Skip the flowers?
Plant a picture
Say why.
Get your story straight
Make yourself sick.?
Apply her lipstick.???
Kiss and lick her hinges.***
Bear fruit . . . ***
. . . and berries.***
Try the no-move move.???oh guess man stays still mmmm-girl on top
Give her a massage.***
Give her chills.***
Come clean.(abslutely)
Rub her down.***
Make a bedroom burrito.?*?*
Blindfold yourself.
Ask permission.
Practice reentry.***
Do it in public.***
Blow bubbles.***
Use the cottons cycle.
Go into the closet.
Work the angle.***
Or call a squeeze play.????
Get bigger.****
Stand by your woman
Make it easy.
Let her give you a pearl necklace.
Direct a fan at her.(Guess it must be hot!)

Some I'm not sure of-3 stars are ymmy!Now that about does it darling-lol-just fill in the blanks.Try that with your man friends since you are a girlie.
Terrie


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 2:33 pm

Did u faint darling???
Terrie


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 4:35 pm

Oh well-I guess I should go back to the darkened pic and cover up if it did u in.


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:02 pm

LOL Terrie,

That was too good! I *almost* believed it!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:04 pm

LOL embrace her until she makes the move to leave?

How can I tell when she's tied up like that?

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:05 pm

Nope didn't faint...

What happened... why is my head sore?


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:06 pm

Darkened pic?

WTF?

I was wondering why you weren't there!

Are you changing? Are you pending approval?

I approve... I approve!

LOL


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/7/2005 1:59 am

god bulge almighty and then some...i have been lmao...

you are an incredibly funny man,
she sez after she reads the comments
.........................and does not
reread bulging boy's gag me post.....

the end. that's it...it is SLEEP TIME! )

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 9:27 am

woooo goddess,

and you are too incredibly kind!

thanks!

{=}


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
12/8/2005 8:46 pm

(Silently salaams in awestruck wonder)

Ya know, I read this a few days back, when I didn't have the time to leave a Comment, but had a thought in mind... I kinda hoped it would wander off, and a more suitable one might appear.

Sadly, that didn't happen. So I'll have to go with my initial reaction:

BRILLIANT!!! You're my friggin' hero, dude!

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


bulging_boy 49M

12/8/2005 11:16 pm

Thanks Monseuir P,

and a friggin hero no less!

Well... it turned ME on!

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/10/2005 9:33 am

And I'm thinkin blow bubbles?-mmmmmm-think I wud like that--now Bulgey wud that mean u puttin my lipstick on u-cause I don't know about that??????


bulging_boy 49M

12/10/2005 11:52 pm

LOL Terrie,

I dunno if I would need lipstick for that!

LOL


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