What the fuck??  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/29/2005 1:39 pm

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What the fuck??

What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?

I was having a conversation the other day with someone, and I mentioned that the wierdest thing I'd ever seen was a cowfish.

This was about 20 years ago... and I've never forgotten it. This was the *single* most funny and fucking wierd thing that I have ever seen. I remember walking through the mall and they had an exotic fish exhibition so I took a look. Fish, fish, fish... fish... then I came across the cowfish.

Fuck me!

I musta spent a good 15 minutes laughing in front of it's tank. Poor wee beastie. Honest to god. It looked like a cube of jelly with fins on each of the bottom corners.

I've even found a picture for you to see for yourselves.

Thank God for the internet. I feel I can now identify with people who claim to have been abducted by aliens and then spending the rest of their lives trying to validate my experiences.

Now I can.

The Cowfish ladies and gentlemen. The wierdest thing I've ever seen.

So, now it's your turn.

Don't hold back... whatever it is! The wierder the better... but if it isn't as wierd as the cowfish, don't worry.

That thing is up there!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 2:44 pm

Oh dear god Dreamseeker,

I'm just trying to work out if that should be in the wierd category or just plain gross!

LOL @ the gstring. Apparently they stretch... which I don't think is altogether a good thing! It should be a case of, if you don't fit that honey... there's a reason why! Now go find something else...

LOL


bardicman 50M

12/29/2005 4:34 pm

I had sex once.

that was pretty fucking wierd.

I wanna do it again someday.



I am not dead yet


rm_deaminveni 50M
116 posts
12/29/2005 4:59 pm

I remember as a kid laughing my ass off at a picture of a dog in a book. The dog in question was a "Mexican Hairless Chihuahua". Now, the Chihuahua is a curious wee bestie at the best of times but the Mexican Hairless has been double cursed.
Many years later I lived in a flat overlooking Clapham Common in London. One morning I arose, looked out of my window and there, on the common, was a woman walking her dog. Yup, it was a Mexican Hairless. The tears just streamed down my face. The ppor little bastard looked even funnier in reality than it did in the book.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/29/2005 5:23 pm

Good gracious, Bulging ... I swear I'm going to have to think on this one. Yes, there HAVE been THAT MANY! (And NOW I have that farkin' cowfish to ponder on, too. Thanks ever much!)

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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duststormdiva 51F
6854 posts
12/29/2005 6:17 pm

My head hurts and I am dehydrated. I can't get enough water or sleep. When I am feeling better, I'll come and tell you about the weirdest thing I have ever seen. But mine more than likely won't be believed. OooOoooo Me head hurts.

DustStormDiva


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/29/2005 6:21 pm

there's a pretty weird guy here in Tucson who has legally changed his name to "scary man" or something to that effect....and he's pretty damned weird....and very scary. People when they see him...just stop and stare...he's that strange to look at. In reality, as scary as this guy is...there is a method to the madness. He does it so that he can go around to all the schools and teach kids about diversity and predjudice. For real.. he get's paid to talk to kids.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


pinkplaytoyz 49F

12/29/2005 7:21 pm

I think the frogfish is pretty weird too. And then there's the sea apple, it kind of hangs onto the side of an aquarium, much like a snail, but it eats or poisons the corals. Come to think of it, all the weirdest things I've seen live in the ocean...Have you ever seen a fish poop, then swim by a moment later and eat it?


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/29/2005 7:35 pm

Poor wee beastie... you know I hear that almost everywhere I go?

Now the weirdest thing I've ever seen? It's a toss up between almost everything on rottendot or my new weightloss method of standing naked in front of a full length mirror and having my meals (I since lost twelve pounds and most of my friends )


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/29/2005 8:47 pm

the wierdest thing I've ever seen...a painting by Salvadore Daly (??)...that man had the most twisted mind I've ever pondered. Scary even. (shiver)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/29/2005 9:04 pm

you might think this weird and yet my truth is, i don't think
anything is weird. weird to one is gloriously divine to another.

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/29/2005 9:21 pm

wierdest thing? well, i know its supposed to be our lil secret n stuff...
but remember that one time? you were on cam? naked?


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 11:50 pm

Ahhh that explains the winking then Bard,

Damn... I thought you had a tic!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 11:53 pm

LOL inveni

And people think that Stimpy is the star of the show!

No way! It's Ren for his bad temper and the fact that he's exactly that.

a Mexican hairless chihauhau


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 11:55 pm

LOL Safira,

make sure you come back when you have the answer!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 11:58 pm

hey Diva... never mind yer head!

Is yer arse bleeding?

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:02 am

LOL Slide!

I get paid *not* to talk to kids!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:06 am

OH god pink...

I think I love you!

Watching fish eat their own poop?

LOL

Ok... now I gotta go find me a frogfish to look at!


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/30/2005 12:06 am

Bulge! I have a Happy New Year Idea!! Think we can get it off the ground???

* Blogland Orgasm Day!*
Dec. 31...New Years Eve...

see my blog for details!

wooooo hooooo! I had a birthday brainstorm!
xoxo
{=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:07 am

LOL viking!

I love rottendot!

God there is some fucking awful shit there!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:08 am

Come on Pixie!

What's wrong with melting clocks?


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:10 am

This is true goddess!

But I'm wondering what's weird to the gloriously devine being that is you!


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:12 am

I do remember SJ

LOL

mmmmmmm

you want me to bring the cat back?


Light_N_Truth 42M
50 posts
12/30/2005 3:34 am

I have come to take back what is rightfully mine. Give up the blog or I shall unleash annoying nosey ex wives upon you!

Your Lord and Master
Light_N_Truth


spinmedown 49M
3626 posts
12/30/2005 3:58 am

I saw a burning sofa on the side of a major highway once.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


weineroftheworld 66M

12/30/2005 4:52 am

Wierdest thing I ever saw? Could be these two cowfish.
travelingintexasAlbertPrince


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/30/2005 8:21 am

Moray eels...anytime I go to the Aquarium I have to watch and watch...I swear I think those things can read my mind...


rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
12/30/2005 8:22 am

They seem to be watching ME as intently as I am watching them...


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
12/30/2005 10:40 am

you got me on this one, as I sat here trying to think of any time in my life when I have said to myself "that is the wierdest thing I have ever saw"

Nothing, I truly mean nothing comes to mind? I must have lived a sheltered life, or need to get outside the boundaries of colorado

I learned something new today, didn't know that there was such a thing called as a "cowfish"

As I am out traveling this weekend, I am now going to be on the lookout for the "wierdest thing I have ever saw"

You have a safe new year
hugs and smiles


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/30/2005 11:31 am

Catman...definitely Catman

www dot stalkingcat dot net

I think that outdoes the cowfish, really does. People really can be weirder than freaks of nature

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/30/2005 11:35 am

sexyfit...I KNOW WHICH ONE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...is it like an ear, or what?

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 1:43 pm

woooohoooo goddess!

I have no idea what you're talking about...

but I like how it sounds!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 1:44 pm

Oh hey there Truth!

Is this *your* buttplug? Shit sorry!

I've been using it as a draught excluder

LOL

Oh... and I already have a nosey ex wife. Thanks!


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 1:45 pm

LOL Spin,

That would be wierd!

Cheers mate!


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 1:47 pm

LOL sexyfit,

Some profiles *are* just weird...

You definately got me there!


allsleeky 36F

12/30/2005 2:43 pm

I saw a guy dead once. A car ran over this guy's head and his brains were spread out all over the road surface! It was of course a very unfortunate event and really gross.


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 4:32 pm

LOL weiner,

That may just take it!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 4:33 pm

corezon...

dont' you love how they look like some kind of puppet the way half of them stays in the rock?


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 4:36 pm

look closely next time corezon,

I betcha they're licking their lips


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 4:37 pm

Bct,

well as soon as you find it,

you come back here now and tell me.

OK?


bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 5:31 pm

ooh fantasia,

You are sooo right!

I've seen that 'guy' before... he *can't* be right!

LOL


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/30/2005 7:25 pm

Okay, I've see a lot of weird things.....but one of the strangest things I ever did and experienced was being on a balcony on roughly the 30th floor of a building.

Now, stay with me here, I am really scared of heights....so, for some really stupid reason, I was out on the balcony with binoculars.

Still there? Well, I looked straight down....through the binoculars. Strangest feeling I ever had. And creepy and....well, maybe you just had to be there.....and inside my strange little brain....

oh, nevermind


TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
12/30/2005 10:23 pm

i saw myself naked once. that was really weird


tillerbabe 55F

12/30/2005 11:56 pm

Are you sure you want to know?

Ok..ok....

We went on a run once..dude has his wanker stuck in a vacuum cleaner!
----> travelingintexas

(much wierder than his "baby-arm"!)


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:17 am

Come on fantasia,

name that profile!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:20 am

Sleeky!

That is just ummmm....

Shocking!


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:21 am

woooo mindfucker...

are you sure it wasn't a blow up Ken?

I've heard that Barbie is pretty hot!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:24 am

Sister,

I'm with you. I'm absolutely terrified of heights!

There is no fucking way in hell I could have gone to the edge,

let alone looked down with binoculars!

jesus!!


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:26 am

mizzkitka,

You are shitting me right?

Oh god!

How did you not get a photo??


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:27 am

Citizen five

Really?

I feel so much happier for seeing that comment.

No idea why tho!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 12:28 am

Wow Tiller,

That musta been one hell of a small vacuum!

LOL


ArealUnicorn 44F

12/31/2005 8:08 am

Well bulging boy the weirdest thing I have seen, well let me give you some history, I live in Rural New Brunswick Canada (next door to Maine), think the hills in some southern state...bible belt big time, I have 6 churches in a 3 block radius...driving along the highway, a major one for us...it was a sign that said, "Judgement day is coming, repent ur sins or go to hell"...that was weird...unnerving and down right funny...but weird...


DTduzDallas 50F

12/31/2005 10:15 am

"What's the wierdest thing you've ever seen?"

YOU? **ducks and runs**


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 11:46 am

Hey unicorn,

LOL

That shit *is* just plain weird!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/31/2005 11:47 am

Hey DT!

Spakker!

LOL


rm_badgirl_694u 41F
40 posts
1/3/2006 10:57 pm

went fishing once in onalaski,Wisconsin my fishing pole got tangle with my great-aunt when she yank the pole out of the water hanging on to it was a snapping turtle! Thanks what she call it anyway, when the pole landed on the ground the dam thing kept snapping his head never thought I had to run from a turtle before.


bulging_boy 49M

1/4/2006 12:02 am

Hey badgirl,

That sounds freaky as.

LOL

A bloody turtle? Not many people can lay claim to that!

Congratulations


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