The interactive Bulge  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
10/20/2005 11:26 pm

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The interactive Bulge


Wooo!

My next post is gonna be my 50th. So... in the great and site honoured (or abused) tradition, I'm going to ask for ideas or suggestions for a theme on my next blog post.

Awww shit! *this* is gonna be my 50th blog post.

Oh well... no matter. I'll just put some clause in that on posts in multiples of 50, I can ask for the next one to be majority rule.

Don't you worry. I have got a contingency plan in case it backfires.

So what are you waiting for?

While compiling this rather inane query, Bulging_Boy adjusts his pants and deepens his voice. Damned if I want everyone thinking I'm addicted to faggot juice after my last post

Tits and arse... tits and arse... tits and arse.

That feels better


five_speed 41M

10/21/2005 12:45 am

um, how about you write about bears' arses and tubs of chocolate sauce? I still have no idea what you were talking about when you posted that in my blog.


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 9:57 am

You aint foolin noone with that innocent talk 5er



ok. One for saucy bears


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 10:01 am

Jez,

Sorry about that. I'm not very PC at all really. Although in saying that... I'm neither homophobic nor do I get pleasure from upsetting other people. I was tempted to change the wording after you posted that comment... but figured... if I'm an ass... it's only a matter of time before folks see that *anyway*

I'll mention it to Trav, but I'll wait. He's fighting some demons at the moment. I'd rather give him a hand with that before apologising for hurting his feelings.

I'm putting you down for an apologetic letter post to same sex couples. Unless you have another request.


RailBaron2 54M

10/21/2005 11:25 am

Hi Bulgeing boy- Congragulations- Oh by the way If you haven't exoploded yet I appologige for the " Little" COCKY comment I'm sure
with the back up you were definatly a " Whale" of a guy. LOL


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 12:21 pm

LOL Cheers Jim,

No need to apologise, I understand that after your competition exit you have become addicted to spouting off!


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 12:26 pm

Cool Jez,

Glad I managed to clear that up. The next person may have stepped right in it.


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 3:24 pm

I can't decide if I've got more responses than I expected or less than I wanted.

Can it be both?

So far the votes are:

1 for Chocolate sauce and Bear arse from 5er
1 for Same Sexing - the Vindication
1 for Little cock or Big Whale, I don't know really from Jim the RailBaron

Surely you guys have some suggestions.

And to paraphrase TDA - Putting my head up my ass isn't going to be one of them

So roll up... roll up...

Send in your requests before the bearded lady sings.

MUM! Not yet!! Not yet!!


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 5:32 pm

LOL Jez.

I'm thinking you need to see an eye specialist. All that winking must distort your vision!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/21/2005 6:29 pm

Faggot Juice? Now that is a new one for me, no definition necessary thank you. Tits and Ass are great no??


bulging_boy 49M

10/21/2005 6:51 pm

Bella... yours are at the top of the list!

ooops! did I say I had a list?


panda_moanium 47F  
195 posts
10/21/2005 7:37 pm

message for five..
people who know the 'real' bulge have no idea what he's talking about most of the time..so dont feel bad

oh and Bulg's mum wants to know if she can sing yet?


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
10/21/2005 10:17 pm

sneaks in to bulging boy's blog and leaves behind a challenge.....shhhh don't tell anyone..k? **

**game show music..WILL THE REAL SICKHOOTEREDLADY....please stand up?

Hey BB..(short for bulbing boy...clever huh?)... I'm going to coming up on my 50th post too soon....any suggestions you don't keep, throw 'em my way ok? {=} Slide...


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
10/21/2005 11:07 pm

I second tit and ass (beautiful!=Bella!) now, throw in a bear, chocolate sauce, two lovely life partners (now that's p.c. thanks ex-mother-in-law!)Don't forget about a train and a 5spd intercepter (thanks, MAD MAX). I almost forgot, it's your 50th, so you got more right to be there than anyone else. So my list is.
Beautiful tits and ass (check)
2 Lovely lesbians (check)
1 Bulging boy (check)
Some chocolate (check)
Some beers (oops! no, wait... even better! check)
Some car with a 5spd (check)
1 Train (check)
It's your baby but I personally love sexy results, though they so seldom happen to me. What ever you do, I look forward to reading it!
HornyWanking722


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
10/22/2005 8:41 am

Bulging~

Not sure what all the upset was about- “F” juice refers to excess fluid from soaked cordwood, doesn’t it..?

Suggestion solicitation? Howzabout the cognitive dissonance between Men and Women‘s thought processes? (Oh wait… I did that topic several days ago, and it totally tanked Never mind… )

Maybe ewe could Post on some surprising ewes’ of Kiwiland’s principal protein export, now that Spring is coming on in your hemisphere with it’s attendant Lambing Season. Or is that a baaaa-d idea..?

Re the Contigency Plan: Cutting back on ther fiber should help with that backfiring problem you (and those downwind of you!) are suffering from.

Let me know how that retroactive Mile-Post Posting works out, please: I brain-farted both my 50th Post, AND 500th Comment, and am riddled with guilt at not honoring the tradition…

*sob*

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 1:15 pm

LOL

Initially I was under the same cloud of confusion Priapus, but it's *what* that cordwood is soaked in which created most of the fuss.

I'd have to say baaaaad idea for sure. I'm what you might call a 'method-writer' and that kind of post could be the end of me, what with all those sexy ladies... *cough* I mean those quality exports.

I've heard that about the fibre to be honest, but in all fairness... I love the look on the faces of those downwind.

Hey hey... there there... nothing to be guilty about. I wish I could brain fart. I've always wanted to do that, and when my therapist is in my head, what better time could there be?


bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 5:18 pm

Hots,

She's gonna have to wait a wee while longer. This site is letting comments through slower than old man Jones before he went on that prune diet.


bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 8:12 pm

Looks like the site has implemented some new blogville features. Post owners seem to be yellow. Maybe to highlight responses? Buggered if I know.

Good suggestion. It's on the list.

Nice to see you back nikki


bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 11:26 pm

LMAO HornyWanking,

My mind boggled at that list of subject material. Perhaps in time, my addled brain will churn out something with all of those combined.


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