The Alien whisperer  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
5/31/2006 5:27 am

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6/2/2006 1:32 am

The Alien whisperer


And still they come.

With crop circles appearing left right and centre it's only a matter of time before the masses realise what's happening and start to rally with pitchforks and flaming torches.

Yeah right!

Who the fuck am I kidding? I've seen our fellow bloggers talking to them as if they exist.

Hey buddy! Get out of the shop window and leave that fucking dummy alone! I know it's got the same freaking characteristics as these fem-aliens you've been chatting to here... but you're becoming obsessed!

So am I you may argue... So am I!

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I will make it my mission to bring to you further evidence that these creatures are blogging amongst us. I will leave no stone unturned... no spacecraft unphotographed.

When the mayor of Blogville finally comes up to me and says Bulge you did good...

I'm gonna kick him fair square in the nuts cause he fucking made me do it.

Where was your protection to start with you lame fuck?

Then I'd drag his ass to the last remaining spaceship and tie him to the landing support as it started to ascend.

One more thing before he goes I'd think, and slap a post-it note to his forehead.

Stuff with pinecones and bake at 180 C for 2 hours.

Space fuel? Pffffft. If they did use him, I'm damned sure it'd be the same thing as pouring a bag of sugar down the petrol filler.

TabithaElectra79 37F

5/31/2006 6:25 am

I think they have been multiplying, and I thought I overheard one saying something like "ET phone home......" then there was just this bike going past the moon???!!!

Strange.

I've spotted a few bloggers conversing with them too, that is just even weirder!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/31/2006 7:36 am

Okay, that one looked like a Stepford Wife.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/31/2006 10:00 am

It's a far, far better thing that Bulge does than he has ever done. It's a far, far better rest he goes to than he has ever known. (Wahine wipes tear from eye.) I, for one, will be eternally grateful for the selfless manner in which you are leading the quest for Blog Alien identification. For one man to sacrifice his own reading enjoyment, his own blog ffs, is just so...so...désintéressé et noble

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/31/2006 10:49 am

Hey, check out sexyasianangel70, the posts aren't the news reports of the others but, still seems to be very staged. PLUS, she posted 48 times in one day. FFS, you have to be some kind of alien-bot to get that many posts through this site in a 24 hour period.

Wahine, are you just trying to piss Valley off with the fake foreign language talk?


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/31/2006 2:56 pm

noy often in here but a great blog


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 2:56 pm

    Quoting TabithaElectra79:
    I think they have been multiplying, and I thought I overheard one saying something like "ET phone home......" then there was just this bike going past the moon???!!!

    Strange.

    I've spotted a few bloggers conversing with them too, that is just even weirder!
Strange you should say that Tabitha,

I saw a couple of bloggers running around with glowing fingers.

Probably they got too close to the moon themselves.


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 3:00 pm

    Quoting rm_valleyrat4:
    What if the mayor is a woman? You'll have to rethink the whole kick him in the nuts thing?
True true,

But if the Mayor *was* a woman. There's no way she'd stand for these aliens coming down here and mesmerising all the guys.

That's the job for Earth women!

Stay away from her you BITCH!


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 3:03 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Okay, that one looked like a Stepford Wife.
Ok... let's go find Stepford.

Mail order brides? I think I preferred it when they were from Russia.


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 3:23 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    It's a far, far better thing that Bulge does than he has ever done. It's a far, far better rest he goes to than he has ever known. (Wahine wipes tear from eye.) I, for one, will be eternally grateful for the selfless manner in which you are leading the quest for Blog Alien identification. For one man to sacrifice his own reading enjoyment, his own blog ffs, is just so...so...désintéressé et noble
Wahine,

I thank you for the recognition of this... but in all honesty... I feel I have no choice.

It's a calling, a duty if you will.

At last it's *my* chance to give something back to you all.

So let's get these fuckers and burn them!!!


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 3:37 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Hey, check out sexyasianangel70, the posts aren't the news reports of the others but, still seems to be very staged. PLUS, she posted 48 times in one day. FFS, you have to be some kind of alien-bot to get that many posts through this site in a 24 hour period.

    Wahine, are you just trying to piss Valley off with the fake foreign language talk?
Wow Daph!

There's one picture of her in there, that just screamed ALIEN to me.

48 times in one day? Fuck!!! Move over Kat we have a new Queen in town.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/31/2006 3:54 pm

Baby, you're *obsessed*.

You're like the Mel Gibson of blog aliens.

A


rm_EveLWoman 55F
36 posts
5/31/2006 4:13 pm

shhhh be vewy vewy quiet. we're hunting awiens!

as you know, I'm just dyin to be the Scully to your Mulder
(or Skully to your Moldier)...but anyhow this is list so far:

[blog eternalth0ughts]
[blog legztightlyshut]
[blog MorethnPrttyFace]
[blog north2thefuture]
[blog iabolish]
TheCliticals this one may not be an alien...but the cut & past blog claimed to be their own was suspicious at best)

I am a little curious...if its all women, how are they reproducing?

The Truth Is Out There


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 5:12 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    Hey, Bulge let me be the first to volunteer for pitchfork duty with you.

    We'll either get the chance to kick some alien ass or just end up spending the night alone in the corn field.

    Here's to hoping the aliens don't show up
Ooooh Mari,

If they don't show... just don't take it out on me with the pitchfork ok?

I mean... I'd be sorry you wasted your evening and all with that waiting.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 5:25 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    noy often in here but a great blog
Hey Papy,

Nice to see you here, and rather fortuitous as well.

Seeing as you're on good terms with the Big One upstairs, any chance you can call in a favour regarding these bloody things?

Ummm... that's the Aliens I'm talking about, not my weeping sores.

Tho, if there's any chance of that too... I'd be most appreciative.


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 5:47 pm

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    Baby, you're *obsessed*.

    You're like the Mel Gibson of blog aliens.

    A
Honey,

Ye can tak me life, but ye can ne'er tak me Freedom!

That's what I'd say to them. Unless they put the anal probe in first.

In which case it'd be the same thing only higher in pitch.

And they'd better hope I was dead when they brought it back out!

There's a warning you alien fucks.


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 6:03 pm

    Quoting rm_EveLWoman:
    shhhh be vewy vewy quiet. we're hunting awiens!

    as you know, I'm just dyin to be the Scully to your Mulder
    (or Skully to your Moldier)...but anyhow this is list so far:

    [blog eternalth0ughts]
    [blog legztightlyshut]
    [blog MorethnPrttyFace]
    [blog north2thefuture]
    [blog iabolish]
    TheCliticals this one may not be an alien...but the cut & past blog claimed to be their own was suspicious at best)

    I am a little curious...if its all women, how are they reproducing?

    The Truth Is Out There
EveL one,

I am glad to have another pair of eyes on the lookout for these, these... things.

I understand your excitement there, but at this stage I see the cliticals being real, north2thefuture only just passes the test, but I'll be keeping a close eye on her.

Perhaps I'll take a geiger counter next time I go, to see if that picks up anything.

Who the fuck knows how aliens reproduce. Damned sure it's not like us!


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 11:32 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    I have a theory on what's been going on with these aliens.

    I posted it on my blog and when I came back to check it, I discovered that one of the fem-aliens actually visited my post.

    They're on to me... I may not have much time. I'm putting my bloglife in the hands of you and Scully.

    It's a Conspiracy.... OMFG

    The Truth Is Out There
I really appreciate what you're doing Mari,

You truly are one of our finest.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/1/2006 12:57 am

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    Baby, you're *obsessed*.

    You're like the Mel Gibson of blog aliens.

    A
This is my nomination for "best line of the week"

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/1/2006 12:59 am

Glad I'm not the only one who has noticed the sudden abundance of them! They scare me....I hesitate to venture out into blogland at night now.
<-- running back to hide on her blog


bulging_boy 49M

6/1/2006 1:46 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    This is my nomination for "best line of the week"
Pffffft!

You're gonna lose.

I'm putting forward my universal Wahine comment.

So there!


bulging_boy 49M

6/1/2006 1:47 am

    Quoting curious082385:
    Glad I'm not the only one who has noticed the sudden abundance of them! They scare me....I hesitate to venture out into blogland at night now.
    <-- running back to hide on her blog
It would scare me more if they turned out to be real.


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/1/2006 7:58 am

    Quoting bulging_boy:
    It would scare me more if they turned out to be real.
AHHHH....why do you say such terrifying things!!!!!

I'm gonna have nightmares of being chased by blog aliens now!


bulging_boy 49M

6/1/2006 12:57 pm

    Quoting curious082385:
    AHHHH....why do you say such terrifying things!!!!!

    I'm gonna have nightmares of being chased by blog aliens now!
Somethings just have to be told Curious,

terrifying or not.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/2/2006 12:38 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Hey, check out sexyasianangel70, the posts aren't the news reports of the others but, still seems to be very staged. PLUS, she posted 48 times in one day. FFS, you have to be some kind of alien-bot to get that many posts through this site in a 24 hour period.

    Wahine, are you just trying to piss Valley off with the fake foreign language talk?
Of course.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


vanna4u 38F

6/2/2006 12:40 am

Do you mean that people here aren't real? I don't think that's true. If they say they're real, then I will believe them. You shouldn't judge someone just because they don't have a green card.


bulging_boy 49M

6/2/2006 1:30 am

Then why'd ya stop?

He'll develop resistance like ummm... valley rats do to valley poison.


bulging_boy 49M

6/2/2006 1:32 am

    Quoting vanna4u:
    Do you mean that people here aren't real? I don't think that's true. If they say they're real, then I will believe them. You shouldn't judge someone just because they don't have a green card.
I'm not judging them because they lack a green card you spakker hand,

I'm judging them because they have a green face!


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