Tally Ho Chaps  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/7/2005 3:23 pm

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Tally Ho Chaps

Some of you may not have noticed, but I tend to swear a bit.

ok... maybe a wee bit more than a bit.

A lot!

I find swearing tends to hit the spot.

You know?

Oh just go away you brute... or... Fuck off!


I do worry that my scale of severity has been bunched up somehow. Just about all my adjectives revolve around fuck.

That was a fucking great movie. Wooo... she's fucking hot. What a fucking excellent idea.

My mum thinks that people who swear just aren't clever. Fuck that! People who don't swear have low thresholds for annoyance expression.

Oh buggery bugger. Ha ha you freak... bugger is a swear word.

Crikey malinky I just stubbed my toe!

Yeah! That summed it up didn't it! All that pain and anguish released through those words. Crikey malinky! You poor poor clever fuck!

Me? I'd spew forth expletives until the bleeding stopped and probably on a bit as well.

Yep. Fuck is my word of choice.

Fucking this... fucking that. The only fucking I don't get is the fucking fucking.


or as someone said to me... (spelling mistakes intentional)

Fuck. Fuck. Fuckyit Fuck


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/7/2005 5:31 pm

Ah ya little wanker! Cuss away, it's all part of your charm.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 6:17 pm


You mean I have some Daphne?


Fuck that's cool

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/7/2005 8:12 pm

you're going to hell for this post.

straight to fucking hell.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:23 pm

LOL nikki

I've had mustard and soap.

I'm pretty sure that's it tho

mind you... I do tend to block the worst memories out.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:25 pm


but why?

[bats eyelids]


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/7/2005 11:30 pm

Jack and fuckin' Jill went up the fuckin' hill
Each with a fuckin' pail of fuckin' water
Jack fuckin' fell down and broke his mother fucking crown
And Jill fuckin' came tumbling after

Hey fuck does make everything sound better

I bet church would be more entertaining too if the clergy used a few expletives to emphasize their points

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 1:16 am


Hell yeah.

Thou shalt not fucking swear!

Thou shalt not fucking covet thine neighbours ass...

Unless... it's fucking sexy!

AlbertPrince 58M

11/8/2005 2:07 am

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 4:36 am

How would she know?

AlbertPrince 58M

11/8/2005 10:16 am

It was just a joke, but I'll explain the logistics of it.

The joke is a play on a mother saying "if you swear, I'll wash your mouth out with soap", but of course a deaf person speaks by signing with his fingers, hence "does she wash his hands with soap"?

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 12:10 pm

Mine was a joke too...

I'm worried I shouldn't explain the logistics of it for fear of upsetting my darling readers.

ahhh what the hell.

Ever heard a deaf person speak?

howwnngwwdddshneee gnuu?

mysteriesofme 44F

11/8/2005 4:28 pm

hmmmm... I think you may just need to....

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/8/2005 4:40 pm

OMG! Laugh, Bulge...remember choose your words carefully. I seem to remember monkey being mentioned.

I had decided to hang out here a while, didn't think all the upheaval in BlogLand would reach all the way to New Zealand. Hehe, not so sure now.

By the way hon, a little something just for you.


Laugh, Trav should never have invented Build A Blogger.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/8/2005 5:59 pm

Ok...I try really hard not to swear out loud as I dont want to sound like a female truck driver although if you heard what was going on in my head it would make you hair curl upwards. My solution you ask? When I absolutely feel the need to swear out loud I do it in Italian...nobody understands and if feels just as good!

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 6:33 pm

I may just need to?

You really are living up to your name mysteries.

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 9:57 pm

LOL Daphne

You are soooo BAD

I was honestly gonna use Erik in Travs post... but you beat me to it!


I *love* facial hair as well. How did you know?

hehehe MONKEY

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 9:59 pm

Bella... my hair's already curly!

ahhh... right... you meant...



See? Foriegn languages *are* good!

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 10:05 pm

nikki WTF?

I had a look... and umm... he's way to big to be my brother.



I think I'm blind now.

Hey Prince! What's Mum gonna wash with soap when I swear now?

tillerbabe 56F

11/9/2005 12:06 am


bulging_boy 49M

11/9/2005 2:24 am

Sorry tiller?

I was looking at yer tits when you said that!

Fucking awesome!

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