Sperm whale sighted... residents advised to stay clear  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
10/15/2005 10:44 pm

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Sperm whale sighted... residents advised to stay clear


Talk about coincidences.

It looks like I'm having a convergence of my blogland life.

bella_ did me the honour of naming my ummm... you know... old fella.

The name she brought down from the stars was 'Free Willy'. Who am I to argue, but regardless of how spooky it is... she's spot on.

luke69iner is still running a competition I wished I'd never entered, but thankfully the fact I have almosts vindicates my lack of O over the past weeks. Weeks? Shite is *that* all?

So lets look at this from the outside.

[opens curtains]

Ok... see that guy rocking in the chair? That's me.

See that phenomenal growth in his frontal regions?

That's free willy.

Free Willy is a sperm whale. Well... if he wasn't in the movie... he sure as fuck is in my pants.

Now my presence in Lukes competition means that I can't have the O or I'm out. You win and you lose. It's that literal.

So the longer I stay in the competition the bigger Free Willy becomes.

If only Bella knew how close to life size Free Willy was before she christened him that.

Can whales lose the ability to spout? Can they dry up? There's a part of me that's freaking out about that very thing.

If I stay in this competition too much longer I'm afraid my body's gonna decide that...

'hey this thing out front seems a bit pointless'

No it's not! That's Free Willy

'don't know any free willy, don't know if I care to. when was free willy last used?'

fuck! Don't pull the old use it or lose it line with me buddy.

'don't buddy me. When did you use him last!'

Today! I went for a piss. [phew]

'That is a technicality... we will be keeping a very *very* close eye on the situation. If your free willy doesn't spout within the agreed terms of your bodily contract, all spouting resources will be removed from Free Willy meaning he will never spout again'

You evil bastard body! You'd make a fucking good beauracrat... Mr RedTape. I just hope that when he spouts, you do have a very *very* close eye on the situation. Cause it'll be the last thing you see. Beware the white wave body... beware the white wave.

[closes curtains]

o...k.... that seemed to be getting maybe just a little bit too personal there.

White wave? I'm predicting a bit of a flood for Blogland here. I'll consider putting a request out to the ladies... there may be a group willing to assist in the clean up.

Still though, uncanny no? I for one am staggered by these seemingly random events being tied together by even more random threads.

Luke, Bella and my Free Willy. Not the threesome I had in mind.

Shit! If *that* aint spooky... I don't know what is!

cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
10/16/2005 11:41 am

watch out for harpoons ....


RailBaron2 54M

10/16/2005 3:40 pm

Whats the matter Bulging boy,Are you having a HARD time with this contest? Are you having dreams of beautifull naked women making you suCUM to your desires.Maybe we can get Bella to come by & do her dance routine for you.Your continued Resistance is Futile -You will
loose this contest- You see the contest may be ending officaly on the 19th,But I will go on & on & on until I alone remain.
( EVIL LAUGHTER) AHHAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


five_speed 41M

10/16/2005 4:08 pm

you have put a mental image in my mind that will haunt me for days. I'm seening bella on the back of a whale that is wearing a bow tie... AAAAARRRGGHHH!


bulging_boy 49M

10/16/2005 5:54 pm

Wise words Cinders... They'd have to be pretty sharp to pierce *this* protective layer, but I will keep an eye out anyway.

Actually... that's a permanent condition at the moment.


bulging_boy 49M

10/16/2005 5:56 pm

Jim,

You truly are an evil and twisted man. It was fun for the first half an hour... but I'm starting to get the shakes.

If it gets any worse... those shakes will be placed in my pants, and I don't care *who's* watching.


bulging_boy 49M

10/16/2005 5:57 pm

Thats a pretty big bow tie 5er... I'd be haunted as well!


bulging_boy 49M

10/16/2005 9:45 pm

My debut has been postponed nikki, developments in the other world I live in have affected my availability.

You aint? Well what's yer hand doing down there then?


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/17/2005 11:18 am

LOL @ mental images of Bella on a bow-tied whale that's great five..



I welcome you to the House of Syn...


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
10/17/2005 6:34 pm

Damn, that's just wrong 5er. You had to go and say that. I can't even remember what I was gonna say to Bulge.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

10/17/2005 8:22 pm

I'm hoping it was along the lines of

'let me take care of that for ya... big boy'


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/18/2005 12:48 pm

Ditto Daphne...damn!


bulging_boy 49M

10/18/2005 2:36 pm

I'd say the same to you DT but I'd be afraid that'd be the last I'd see of 5er.

Can I ummm... whisper it?


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/19/2005 2:10 am



























































S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/19/2005 5:26 pm
















S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/20/2005 10:18 pm










S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


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