Sorry. I thought you were the kids  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
4/27/2006 10:04 pm

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Sorry. I thought you were the kids

I'm marrying a pervert.

Yep. And here was me thinking it was gonna be the other way around.


See... we were chatting online earlier and she suggested that I have a tour around her new pad.

Well... I'm a curious kind of guy, so I said yeah sure.

So the tour began.

She started by showing me the stairs. I nodded politely and said they looked nice. Very stylish tread there my dear.

Then the living area.

Then the hall.

Then the bathroom.


The bathroom?

Say... is that a shower?

Sure it is

ummmm... I don't suppose the laptop would sit on that sink top would it?

Sure it would!


You want me to try it out?

Hell yeah! I mean.. uhh... yeah... ok.

So she started to set the laptop up. I heard her giggling and then the next thing I'm seeing on cam is the inside of the toilet.

Woah! Babe!

Initially I was wondering if she had forgotten who it was she was on cam with. I certainly don't ever remember asking for any kind of watershow other than the shower.

On the plus side. It was clean.

On the minus side. It was a toilet.

I know when you're in a loving, caring, sharing relationship you're supposed to you know... share... but now I'm worried that she was breaking me in gently.

Today empty. Tomorrow full.


Oh well. For the rest of the day at least I was able to laugh about her and her perve show.

In fact I started to sing Cam Log in the CatDog style for those familiar with the kids cartoon.

Cam Log. Cam Lo-og. Alone in the bowl is a little cam log.


romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
4/27/2006 10:53 pm

She says - I'm pretty sure your Love was sending you a subtle hint... Like "flush".

In our self serving, pretentious, capitalistic manner over here, we tend to start more converstaions with lines other than "You'll never believe what my kid(s) left in the toilet this morning!"

Just thinking maybe.

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
4/27/2006 11:11 pm

YEAH YEAH try to make ME out to be the perve in this relationship...

Like anyone would believe that.

(ok ummm actually... I take that back)

CamLog, Cam lo-og... Alone in the world is a little CamLog

bulging_boy 49M

4/27/2006 11:13 pm

And evertime I see your picture I'm thinking that maybe you're sending a subtle hint too!

like *gush*

bulging_boy 49M

4/27/2006 11:36 pm

One fine day with a piss and a curse

a log was pooped out in reverse

no blue eyed feline no green eyed frog

my dirty little girl shot out a CamLog

Cam Log... Cam Lo-og... alone in the bowl is a little cam log!

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
4/28/2006 3:17 am

Ok, now my co-worker is looking at me funny because I can't stop laughing. Knock it off you're getting me in trouble.

Peche85 31F

4/28/2006 5:23 am

Lol thanks, how am I supposed to get to sleep with that bloody song in my head

rm_sexxielynn 52F
72 posts
4/28/2006 5:31 am

wow, no blogs for months.
Three in one week.
and all written in the 'style' (?) that made me add you to my 'watched' list.

I'm glad you're back

Seriously_Real 48M

4/28/2006 5:55 am

When it works, it works. (And I don't just mean the plumbing.)



rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
4/28/2006 12:37 pm

Lord help us if they ever get a bidet.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
4/28/2006 8:35 pm

hahaha daph....

I don't even want to think about that!


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/29/2006 5:36 pm

you guys are too funny

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
4/29/2006 5:36 pm

yeah...........welcome back!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:49 pm

Hiya Candy,

Thanks, and she's the silly one. I'm just nuts.

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:50 pm

Well at least you can blame someone now Curious!

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:51 pm

Very catchy isn't it Peche!

I must admit I can't watch the show now without singing the new lyrics


bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:52 pm

Hey there sexie,

Yes you are right to put the question mark next to style... for my dear there is absolutely no style in this here blog.

I'm glad you came back... I'll try to get round to the dusting.

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:52 pm

So true Seriously,

and when it works, she tends to break it.


bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:54 pm

God yes Daph,

Bidet Bidet... nooo noooo please no watershow

oh oh oh oh

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:54 pm

LOL Babe,

Are the logistics of BidetCam starting to freak you out?

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:55 pm

Awww Goddess...

You say the sweetest things when you've been drinking

bulging_boy 49M

4/29/2006 9:55 pm

and thanks!


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
4/29/2006 11:04 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Lord help us if they ever get a bidet.


hotinnz 47F  
192 posts
4/29/2006 11:10 pm

*its alive its alive*

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
4/30/2006 5:17 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Lord help us if they ever get a bidet.


gut 2 read ya

bulging_boy 49M

4/30/2006 2:01 pm

LOL frbnks,

Your one stop shop

bulging_boy 49M

4/30/2006 2:02 pm

I hope the hell it wasn't Hots,

although I have a feeling she was poking it with a stick

bulging_boy 49M

4/30/2006 2:03 pm

You definately should GODT

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
5/1/2006 12:40 am

just let it just fine

Its good to be...ME

bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 2:06 am

True barbs, but you know... we aren't *all* into that full sensory experience ya know.


bardicman 50M

5/1/2006 4:09 pm

Cam Log....

ROFL Spakker

Damn I am glad you are back

Time to start whoring you out.

I am not dead yet

bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 4:47 pm

Yeah... I bet you would too Pimp Daddy

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