Someone Please!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
5/30/2006 2:24 am

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5/31/2006 7:19 pm

Someone Please!


Ok folks, I have initiated as much of a first contact as I could before I started noticing more mother ships in the blog sky above my trailer.

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I was attempting to persuade this one to leave us in peace when the sheer terror of the situation took hold.

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This one was definately more aggressive.

Alas!

I'm not the fearless leader to take you to the next level.

I am not the William Wallace to shout FREEDOM as they stick in the anal probes and dissect me with their lasers.

No!

I am but the crazy fucker with the placard shouting THE END IS FUCKING NIGH!

cause I always say fuck or fucking.

Just cause I do though, doesn't make me wrong.


AND WHO'S GOT THE BLOODY TOM JONES RECORDS!


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/50F
9753 posts
5/30/2006 3:49 am

You crack me up!!

I have some Tom Jone's records.

Purry {=}

Purry


boydcounty 67M

5/30/2006 4:03 am

WARNING!!!! My mind is all awash with information. I cannot compute. I cannot compute.
I dig through the pile of 8-traks. Now the sounds of Lay Lady Lay and Whats New Pussycat clear my cache
NEVER send me there again!!! They made my brain hurt and I'm out of Preparation H

-boydcounty-


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 4:30 am

    Quoting boydcounty:
    WARNING!!!! My mind is all awash with information. I cannot compute. I cannot compute.
    I dig through the pile of 8-traks. Now the sounds of Lay Lady Lay and Whats New Pussycat clear my cache
    NEVER send me there again!!! They made my brain hurt and I'm out of Preparation H
You need to speak out as well.

Go back and say NO.

NO to Earth People for Space Food!


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/30/2006 4:39 am

Anyone who reads this post MUST go read the ones he referenced. Skim them, but read his comments.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 4:40 am

    Quoting rm_PurryKitty2:
    You crack me up!!

    I have some Tom Jone's records.

    Purry {=}
Praise Be Purry!

We must mass produce them and start sending them to all the trailers on Blogland.

If we act now we can stop them before it's too late


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 5:02 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Anyone who reads this post MUST go read the ones he referenced. Skim them, but read his comments.
Thanks Wahine!

We need the people to see what we're dealing with here.

PEOPLE! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL


actually it's a hammer, and I'm gonna brain them if they come near my lady or my kids.


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

5/30/2006 11:03 am

bulging boy,

FUNNNNY!!LOL

Can't help ya with the Tom Jones records though.Just quiet not my style of music.LOL!!!


Lady Bambi


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/30/2006 1:15 pm

FFS, there are idiots actually responding to those posts like the person writing them cares that they agree with the news article they cut and pasted.

They must be pod people whose brains have already been sucked out by the high vacuum anal probe.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 2:58 pm

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    bulging boy,

    FUNNNNY!!LOL

    Can't help ya with the Tom Jones records though.Just quiet not my style of music.LOL!!!

    Lady Bambi
I hear ya Lady Bambi,

Not many people realise that the movie Mars Attacks wasn't just amusing filler but an incredibly serious civil defence documentary.

It had to be packaged that way so the scout aliens wouldn't get suspicious.

*turns up volume*

What's new pussycat. Woaha ohhha ohhhh ohhhh What's new pussycat...


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 3:02 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    FFS, there are idiots actually responding to those posts like the person writing them cares that they agree with the news article they cut and pasted.

    They must be pod people whose brains have already been sucked out by the high vacuum anal probe.
What I think we're witnessing there Daph is the upload of specific information to the Mothership.

Looking at the comments, I'm kinda hoping that my initial comment and then Boyds subsequent one, somehow managed to take the communcation link out.


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 4:38 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    <<------ puts aluminum foil hat on to keep the aliens outta my brain

    I read your comment on her post and laughed my ass off. Kinda odd that she has never left a single comment on any blog (including her own). Oh, well... I'm off to make some popcorn and get comfy as I wait for the end of life as we know it.
    Now, if I can just figure out someway to make my last days worthwhile????
Hey Mari,

I'm sooo with you regarding the aluminium foil hat.

I'm cluttering the house with glasses of water and I need to find someone to 'swing away'. Damned if I'm gonna put an advert here, cause the last thing we'd need is someone trying to fuck the aliens leg!

That's *not* what I meant my swing FFS!


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
5/30/2006 5:10 pm

I'll stand beside you all the way. ummm..Holding the sign anyway.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 5:27 pm

    Quoting impish_pixie:
    I'll stand beside you all the way. ummm..Holding the sign anyway.
Thanks Pixie,

Know anyone called Merrill?


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/30/2006 5:33 pm

Give me a photon topedo... these aliens are fucked!

*borrows tin foil from Mari*

A


bulging_boy 49M

5/30/2006 6:15 pm

Sorry, I haven't got a photon torpedo babe, but will this do?

I saved it after eating a plateful of cement on a dare.

Cost me a hundred bucks for a new toilet as well! I fucking *knew* it would come in handy!


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
5/31/2006 3:53 pm

............maybe I oughta write a book LOL....

Lots of Heartfelt Loving and Lots of Fabulous Sex is the answer BB...

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 6:13 pm

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    ............maybe I oughta write a book LOL....

    Lots of Heartfelt Loving and Lots of Fabulous Sex is the answer BB...
Ok and for $500 bucks,

I'll say the question is...

What trick do you think these Alien Bots are going to use to steal all the Earth men?

You *should* write a book! (just make sure it has pictures ok?)


norprin5 55M

5/31/2006 6:29 pm

i've got a half-dozen Tom Jones LPs...i think one of them is Live, so that should help, no?

King Nor XVIII


bulging_boy 49M

5/31/2006 7:19 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    i've got a half-dozen Tom Jones LPs...i think one of them is Live, so that should help, no?
Norprin my good man,

Take yourself to the front of the line and start distributing them now

*salutes*

Damn! We need more men like you. Not men that don't wear pants and parade with a Canadian flag. Just more men willing to stand their ground protecting our fair cyberworld.


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