bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
3/19/2006 10:57 pm

Last Read:
4/25/2006 7:28 pm


Fucks sake.

Has anyone any idea just how difficult it is to post something when you're deceased?

Honest to God. The queue for the computer is a fucking eternity long. There's been souls lining up since before computers were invented, just waiting to use one.

At last it's my freaking turn... and what do I find?

Only that the whole goddam site has changed and there's all this really wierd shit in the blog section now.

I suppose it's all for the best.

In the meantime I'm gonna see what I can come up with as I float around in this ethereal existance. I'm definately gonna have to take notes as by the time my turn comes round on the computer again, I'll have forgotten anything I may have decided was worthy of submission.

But just so you know...

they still fart up here too!

dirty bastards

LadytoPleaseYou 64F
5447 posts
3/20/2006 12:36 am

Glad to see you back...missed you

PENIS CHARMING....where are you?

bardicman 50M

3/20/2006 1:27 am




I am not dead yet

curious082385 31F
4925 posts
3/20/2006 1:31 am

Glad you finally got a chance at the computer. We've missed you.
Although blogging with a deceased friend is....well, kinda creepy.

bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 1:33 am

awww thanks Lady,

I guess I really *don't* have a life!


bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 1:34 am


Less of the *old* Bard!



bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 1:35 am

ahhh come now Curious,

You always said that blogging with me was kinda creepy anyway.

Peche85 31F

3/20/2006 1:47 am

Yay Bulge you're back! I was getting worried! So where have you been huh?

bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 2:55 am

woohoo Peche!

I've been snowed under with work and I'm trying to keep myself as busy as I possibly can. A little bit of distraction never goes astray as they say.

Now. What about you m'dear? I see your picture hasn't got any bigger in my absence!

kyplowboy22 61M

3/20/2006 5:39 am

Now. tell me're Bulging Who????


CuriousAries67 49F

3/20/2006 9:15 am

Good to see you back again!!! I was wondering where you toddled off to. Now that I know, I can quit worrying. Glad you finally made it to the top of the queue. ~ aries

bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 1:26 pm

Ahhh KY...

I'd tell you... but it looks like you're off your meds again...

So I won't bother.

Just call me Trav

bulging_boy 49M

3/20/2006 1:27 pm

Thanks for the concern Aries,

I guess I was chilling out, without actually chilling.

Sort of stressing out... without the out.

Yup. Shit like that.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
3/20/2006 1:44 pm

Up there? UP THERE???
FFS, as if.

And, just to point out the obvious, as to why I KNOW you aren't UP's higher than Sky Tower!!!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
3/20/2006 2:24 pm

Guy Fuckes sake, Bucko!

I was just in the process of putting an obit together for ya (OK, in all truth, you were about to get an Honourable Mention in a bit that I was wending my way thru the wordage... ), when I thought it'd be good to confirm exactly when it was that you fell offa the planet (Or into the Outback, as the case might be )

Some of your stuffs' been a scootch spooky, but now that you're a corporeally-challenged individually, I guess there's not quite so much stigma attached when one's an honest-to-Gawd spook!

iGood to see ya back, Amigo!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



nedthebundler 56M/59F

3/20/2006 3:47 pm

Nice to hear from you, dead or alive... We had a bit of a wake for you, and everyone raised a glass of moose piss, or two or ten...can't really remember. I think we all had a good time, sorry about trashing your trailer...

Madness takes its toll. Exact change please!

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
3/20/2006 4:08 pm

OK, By the bye mate, that'd be (Yet Another ) Meteorological Meander

Now then, where the fuck's the curry?!!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
3/21/2006 11:17 am

I can't wait to hear what you have to say when you finally get a chance to say it.

FeistySyn 51F

3/21/2006 3:30 pm

damn you... don't you dare ever leave me again

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
3/21/2006 10:41 pm

Should we have had a "wake" darling?

rm_Bct2Esi 50M/50F
1375 posts
3/22/2006 4:59 am

Holy Colorado and all things sexual and beautiful...I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. I had to look at that yellow highlight on my "watched list" several times before I realized......HOLY SHIT he lives

Since you are on here, YOU ARE NOT DEAD

I like the others missed you, can't wait to see what you come up with

hugs and smiles

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

3/22/2006 12:43 pm

Um, do I know you??

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
3/22/2006 4:07 pm

Glad to see you are back... need Febreez for the farts?? T


romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
3/22/2006 7:09 pm

She says - I guess invisibility is contagious. Go figure.

And here we were wondering if you'd been swept out to sea.

I see you used the word 'fucker' in one of your comments. Are you becoming Americanized? Or were you just practicing for your upcoming visit?

Big smiles to you BB. Glad to hear you're doing well.

vanna4u 38F

3/22/2006 11:28 pm

I heard so much stuff about this Bulgy Boy guy. He's so funny. He's so great. He's so wonderful. Well, I'm thinking this is pretty damn boring.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
3/23/2006 12:43 am

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-hooooooooooooooooo!!! Just glad to know that you're still around... but of course you would be... lambing season soon... more sheep to play with!

Welcome back, Hobbit Boy! {=}


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Sister_Act_4_You 37F/37F

3/23/2006 3:26 am

Tchao! On se reverra un de ces quat... [post 280867]

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 3:38 am


Regardless of the height... I know I'm up... cause none of you bastards were here

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 3:42 am

Thanks Mr P.

Noone was more surprised than me to find myself floating around in this ethereal existance.

I was looking forward to a shag too.

uhhh... not from you tho


bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 3:43 am

Ahhh Ned,

Honestly mate, I wouldn't worry about the trailer. It actually looks tidier than when I left it

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:07 am

The curry?

hmmm... reminds me of a joke by Frank Skinner.


Something along the lines of...

You know... I love a good piss after a nice hot curry...

...but not out me arse


bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:08 am

me neither aas.

No pressure huh?

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:08 am

sorry feisty.

I'll try not to

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:09 am

I dunno Terrie, but I seem to be a wake now


bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:11 am

awwww bct,

Thanks for the vote of confidence m'dear.

I'll see if I can pull a rabbit out of my hat.


I never was a Bullwinkle fan.

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:12 am

Salz huh?

Bent humour? I'm trying... Glad to see you're still the same wifey

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:13 am

You know Louisa,

If you turned around and faced me, you might have more chance of recognising me.

but... as per KY

Just call me Trav

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:15 am

Hey frbnks,

I need something... that's for sure. Heaven ain't all it's cracked up to be.

They definately need some windows up here


bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:18 am

I say - I guess you really weren't that concerned.

Given that my id hasn't changed.

Not even my untimely demise could entice you to strike up a conversation. Go figure that one.

I use fuck, fucker, fuckwit, fuckhole, fucktard, fuckknuckle... in fact... probably every variation with fuck in it.

Not sure if i'v ever really considered myself becoming Americanised. I mean... I still spell properly, and have no desire to live beside a nuclear reactor.

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:20 am


4 me?

What the fuck? I never ordered any Vanna. You must have the wrong trailer.

Ahhh... sorry. First off I figured you were insulting me... but now I read it again, I see you were referring to your comment.

Yeah... it is.

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:21 am

Ahhh Helga my dear,

It's always good to see your nipple.

Ummm... I mean... uhhh...

oooh... look. lambs.

bulging_boy 49M

3/23/2006 4:51 am

Well Louisa...

It was fun

and to cap it all... my antispam number is 200.

so maybe you got it afterall!

Seriously_Real 48M

3/23/2006 7:53 am you don't ever change. Mean it.

But, um...well, you've been tagged.

[post 281583]
Time to fess up to six things and then tag six more. Don't hate me. Please. Love you mean it don't ever change forgive me sorry.


(you knew me before...we need to catch up)

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
3/23/2006 2:01 pm

dude ure in hell heights make u freak out... GLAD YER BACK@!!!!

Its good to be...ME

rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
3/23/2006 5:46 pm

You're a little rough on the new kids, I see. LMAO

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
3/25/2006 3:06 pm


Ya know, if I weren't totally straight...

...I'd be enormously relieved!



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



Peche85 31F

3/25/2006 8:58 pm

Tag Yep you gotta do it twice now.

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11238 posts
3/29/2006 11:52 pm


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