Sit still you fucker  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/11/2005 4:29 am

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6/23/2006 7:39 am

Sit still you fucker

there was a little monkey
sitting in a tree
bladder full he took a leak
and it dribbled on to me

I looked up at him
started to swear
called him a dirty fuck
he looked down and with a frown
fingers in his mouth did chuck

so there i stood in utter shock
covered in piss and puke
he screamed the way that monkeys do
and torpedoed me from his chute

piss and puke with turd on head
I picked up a big rock
I took aim and then let fly
HA! I got him on the cock

There is no moral to this rhyme
even if you look real hard
i guess if you want to find one
it's the monkey's a Fucktard

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/11/2005 10:36 am

And you say you like the word MONKEY why??

All this after an evening out, tsk, tsk tsk.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

JJKittyKat 59F

11/11/2005 10:48 am

bulging_boy wrote a post about how much he hates chain letters and chain e-mails I'm a working on a chain gag... workin downtown....

So, I thought it might be fun to start off a chain post.

If you follow these instructions, you will receive no money, luck or pairs of knickers, but you should get quite a few comments on your blog.

If you break the chain however, nothing untoward will happen to you, but the chain will collapse.

All you have to is

1) Copy this comment (use word or something similar).
2) Remove the name of the blogger at the top of the list.
3) Add your name to the bottom of the list.
4) Go to the blogs of the 5 people above you on the list and paste this comment on their latest post. (leave the comment, even if someone has already done it before you)

Happy posting.

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 11:21 am

I'm sorry JJ

I can only use my posting powers for good

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 11:29 am

Sometimes when under the influence we're able to talk about the issues we bottle up inside Daphne.


I feel so much lighter now I've shared that with the group.

Hi... I'm Bulge, and I'm a monkey excrement victim

five_rides_again 41M

11/11/2005 11:51 am

fucktard... That is another word I really love, right up there with asshat and jackhole

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 12:19 pm

LOL 5,

If you push real hard with your foot... you can get even more right up there as well!

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/11/2005 3:09 pm

*rolls eyes* lovely...just lovely...yer such a smacktard.

some folks just cant hold their drink... step away from the beer & nobody gets hurt.

this is NOT way..not on this post ..uh uh

c'mere....err but bathe first though ...k?

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 3:50 pm

Hey I was holding my drink perfectly well thanks SJ

I didn't even spill a drop.

I aint steppin away from the beer tho. Noooo way!

It aint closin time... and it's all mine!

MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
11/11/2005 4:52 pm

Ya know, I so hate it when, on those all too frequent occasions, various plummeting primate by-products prove Newton was right...


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 6:09 pm

Indeed Mr Priapus indeed.

Still after the stunning by rock on cock...

I took said Newtons apple and shoved it up that monkey so far he's unlikely to shit before his grand monkeychilds 20th birthday

mysteriesofme 44F

11/11/2005 6:29 pm

Good monkey.. here's a whole bag of peanuts...

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 7:12 pm

what? what?

Mysteries what are you trying to do? Turn that little bastard into a fully automatic pellet gun?

bulging_boy 49M

11/11/2005 7:26 pm

LOL nikki

I wish I had.

God knows where he came from? We don't get monkeys here!

barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
11/12/2005 12:06 am

uh thats phucktard cuz u cant swear no more...
LOL! im loving this

Its good to be...ME

bulging_boy 49M

11/12/2005 12:42 am

Thanks barbie

But only one post without swearing. I do have limits ya know!

Despite what Trav sez

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/12/2005 11:23 am


Monkey Spanker

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

11/12/2005 12:50 pm


How true

bulging_boy 49M

11/12/2005 3:51 pm

Well Sil...

I know where NOT to stand now!

(Princess Lips)

11/17/2005 9:34 am

*whispers to the monkey- bite his nuts*


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 10:12 am

Ooh Princess...

I'd let you do it...

But you'd bite 'em off!

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