She's my dream girl  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/19/2005 1:36 am

Last Read:
6/17/2006 6:43 am

She's my dream girl

It was a cold miserable day, I was walking the streets looking for some excitement when a thought struck me.

I haven't had a shag for a while

I checked my pockets. Twenty cents, a button and some fluff. Nice. Looks like I'm on my own.

Each step I took seemed to land on a button causing images and sounds of a giggling woman to fire in my brain.

In the milliseconds it took for those sounds and images to subside, the streets emptied.

There was a strangeness, a surreal quality as I surveyed my surroundings. The only noise being the squeaking coming from a nearby park. Drawn, I started walking towards the noise.

In the childrens playground, I saw this beautiful lady laughing and giggling as she pushed herself higher and higher on the swing. Her hair flowing back, hanging suspended as she reached the height of the swings arc just before decending again.

Until now, I hadn't noticed that the cold had been replaced by a steady warmth, and the depressing grey had lifted, replaced by clear blue skies.

I don't know how long I was standing there mesmerised by this vision. Youth and vitality bubbled out of her like air from champagne.

When I realised my eyes were closed I opened them to discover the swing empty and still. As I stood staring, my heart weighing heavily with disappointment I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turned around and came face to face with her. She smiled and laughed as she introduced herself to me and told me that I'd been standing staring for at least forty minutes. I rubbed my head puzzled as it felt like only five for sure.

As I was considering what she had just said to me, she leaned forward and kissed me softly on the lips.

No sooner had she done that, than an almighty HONK snapped me out of my daydream and I stepped back onto the pavement.

I looked up at the now more depressing grey clouded sky and sighed. How long must I wait for my hearts summer?

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/19/2005 11:02 am


I think I'm a little jealous.

This is so good.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/19/2005 11:34 am

It's summer there, no dreary days. Your dream is trying to tell you that you are in the wrong country.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/19/2005 1:12 pm


Jealous my arse... but thanks

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/19/2005 1:25 pm

Bulge, how long? I wish I could tell you now, I really do.

bulging_boy 49M

11/19/2005 2:36 pm


Perhaps you're right!


bulging_boy 49M

11/19/2005 2:42 pm

Awww Trav,

Ummm... Is that *your* hand on my arse?

Thanks bud!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/19/2005 3:10 pm

Cheer up little kiwi bud. I saw you twice today on the slot machine.

first time was


second time was


I am SO sorry you missed it.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/19/2005 3:44 pm


I don't think you could ever capture how sorry you were I missed that!


bardicman 50M

11/19/2005 7:53 pm

Now I am feeling all melancolloquial.

I am not dead yet

bulging_boy 49M

11/20/2005 4:06 am

Saint sweetie,

I'm sure it won't be forever.

bulging_boy 49M

11/20/2005 4:08 am


Slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen and slap on a hat.

Probably get it checked by your GP too!

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/20/2005 12:11 pm

What a pretty post....I think it's coming around very soon.

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/20/2005 1:00 pm

Aww Bulge, going all introspective on us?




P.S. Lucky bitch. I want to scratch her eyes out.

bulging_boy 49M

11/20/2005 2:10 pm

I have my fingers crossed Bella,

Thanks sweetie!

bulging_boy 49M

11/20/2005 2:11 pm

LOL Blonde,

I somehow think, she'll already be blind!

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/20/2005 9:08 pm

Nice Bulgeman

Are you having dreams too

I don't think I want mine

Reality is okay if it happens ... Dreaming about it sucks

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

11/20/2005 9:36 pm

Damn Luke!

What are *you* dreaming about?

Those howler monkeys haunting you again?

Become a member to create a blog