Santa off the rails  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/17/2005 12:59 pm

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Santa off the rails

I hate to be the one that says 'Told you so'



Awwwww.... Lil Ol' New Zealand is growing up.

I was browsing our local webrag trying to work out what was happening with the weather when a headline caught my eye.

Like the electronic magpie that I am... I swooped on the link and clicked.

Here it is... straight from the wire.

Too much Christmas spirit is being blamed for ugly scenes in central Auckland, where a group of drunks dressed as Santa has been on the rampage.

Santas were seen urinating in the street, throwing bottles, fighting and stealing from shops last night.

About 40 men in red Santa suits were seen in several parts of the city centre, all in an extremely intoxicated state.

There were complaints of tagging and theft. Some Santas attacked a giant Christmas tree at the SkyCity casino.

At one point the violence got out of hand, with rocks being thrown at buses, smashing windows.

Police came close to moving in on the group several times but say the Santas managed to get away on foot.

Just three arrests were made.

Only 3?

For fucks Sake!!

There were 40 of them. 40 and only 3 arrests?

Let me work that out.


100 / 40 = 2.5

2.5 x 3 = 7.5

7.5% !!!

I sure hope word doesn't get out about our super highly effective police force... or we'll have crims from every part of the world decending on us.

7.5% ??? Makes me think of Police Chief Wiggam.

Anyone got any donuts?

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/17/2005 1:39 pm

Dayum! Am I the first blogger to see this this morning???

You know what this means, don't you? You can Bloggy hell do just about anything you want to and only a 7.5% chance anything is going to happen to ya!

Let's see ya run with that one

*imagines Bulgy running through the streets with nothing but a santa hat on*


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vuderhose 45M

12/17/2005 1:44 pm

It had to be the deer. On, Dancer, Prancer, Looter, and Hooch! High-tail now! Here come da Pooch!
Merry Christmas!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/17/2005 1:50 pm

They must train your police here ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/17/2005 2:10 pm

I didnt know New Zealand had police. Are they Auckland Troopers?

Kimmers777 106F

12/17/2005 3:01 pm

Headline Auckland: "Dances with Sheep escapes again."

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/17/2005 4:18 pm

sorry...was there a blog entry about something here somewhere?

i just stopped by cuz i heard there would be donuts

bardicman 50M

12/17/2005 4:50 pm

ROFL Kimmers.. Thats probably why the cops could catch the santa's.
They were to busy with the flock.

I am not dead yet


12/17/2005 5:02 pm

Hey BB,

Sounds the them Santas have really been hittin' the turps!

All I can think of in relation to this is rugby week back in college.

That was the craziest week of the year and at some point the University had to put it's foot down on it due to the emergence of bonafide"rugby ".

Once a year the universtity town (which was composed of 90% undergrad students) hosted teams from all over for this rugby tournament and every night of that week was a late drunken one for nearly all.

And of course the rugby players were quite well known for their love of both booze and "drunken roughousing". More like sport brawling actually.

And the was a natural progression which grew out of most of these guys being so disoriented at the end of an evening that they would simply just walk into any random apt/flat and hop into bed with one of the female residents there.

Now were the Santas doing any of that too? I'd almost be surprised if they weren't from the sounds of your swooping magpie report.

(idiot question of the day) So you all know what rugby is in Kiwiville?


PS. I love how those Auzzie Rules Refs geekily signify that a goal has ineed been scored.


bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:39 pm

You have a point divinity...

I'm thinking that there's no way the *real* Santa would behave like that tho

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:40 pm

Sad but true Trav!

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:42 pm

Hey fantasi!


Do I gotta? Again??

How do you think I got the heads up on the newsfeed?

The best part is they were just bread rolls. I turned them into donuts for the cops myself!

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/17/2005 5:45 pm

I still wanna know why you and your friends were all dressed up like Santa anyway?

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:46 pm

LOL Vuder,

Yep... I'd say Hooch was definately involved

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:47 pm

Oh My God Daph!

You saying they've been trained?

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:50 pm

Apparently we are now reconsidering telling anyone we have a police force.

Police Farce?

Sounds more accurate


bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:51 pm

LOL Kimmers,

If you kept yer knickers on... I'd probably be happy to stay locked up!


bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 5:53 pm

There *was* SJ,

But apparently they work really well as 'get out of jail free' cards!


saddletrampsk 54F

12/17/2005 6:05 pm

Maybe you need some good ol Canadian Mounties..they always get their man..well after they stop for a coffee and doughnut

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 8:12 pm


If you've never blown yer whistle up a sheeps arse... you've never lived.


bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 8:15 pm


Pissed is not the word! Just wish I coulda heard what they had to say to the little kids!


Oh and the idiot question of the day? Yep. That really was!


NZ is *all* rugby.

Aussie Rules? That is just fucking weird!

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 8:17 pm

Hey Sister,

I always fancied getting me an elf, and what with the cost of everything going up... figured I could get me a few presents for free as well!

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 8:19 pm

Uhhhh.... Canadian mounties always get their man Saddle?

I didn't realise you had a police force for guys who like guys!


slidein2meplz 62F
1994 posts
12/17/2005 11:17 pm

Bulge... how the hell are ya? How are the kids? Loved chatting with cute... tell them their grandma in Arizona said HI.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

bulging_boy 49M

12/17/2005 11:51 pm

Hey Slide,

Kids are insane as always. I'll tell them you said hi

bulging_boy 49M

12/18/2005 2:48 am

LOL Tall!

I doubt any bungie jumpers would want to swing from those ropes


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/18/2005 3:39 am

Yeah I have that fantasy too about being dressed as Santa and having sex with the hot Santa's helpers in the mall.

That's what this post was about wasn't. People start talking about warm donuts and all I can think about is scroggin'.

What ... cream filling ... nah I got that covered

Mmmmn ... brb

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

DTduzDallas 50F

12/18/2005 6:07 am

I'm still trying to compute the math...

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/18/2005 1:23 pm

an elf? Damn...i was a fairy for holloween this year ...soooo close

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bulging_boy 49M

12/18/2005 2:15 pm

LOL Luke,

Yeah... hot helpers. Mmmmmm.

I just hope it aint Mrs Claus that does the interviews.

bulging_boy 49M

12/18/2005 2:19 pm

Sorry DT,

I didn't mean to waste yer week like that!


DTduzDallas 50F

12/18/2005 7:05 pm


**sings** "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"

How 'bout that? Know that one?

bulging_boy 49M

12/18/2005 7:30 pm

Whats that DT?

I dunno about feel the love... but yer tits seem ok from here!


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/20/2005 9:48 am,2933,179193,00.html

Aukland is now officially "Out There" Bulgy.


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bulging_boy 49M

12/20/2005 1:42 pm

It's been out there for a while fantasia,

Thanks for noticing!

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