Pop goes the weasel  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/14/2005 2:49 am

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Pop goes the weasel

Crap a brick!

I think I'm gonna burst.

The past month has been spent organising all sorts of shite.

You know being down here makes it real difficult to arrange things up there.

No! Not up there in the afterlife or heaven or whatever else you may feel I'm getting at... I'm just talking about schemings.

So oooh... my pot lid rattled a bit and let enough steam out to keep me happy. Damn I hate letting the cat out of the bag... but sometimes daddy needs sex too.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

At least she don't have teeth. Damn they can hurt.

Uhhh... from what I've heard.

Anyway... I feel a little better after yesterdays shock discovery. I still wanna squeeze a turd on them. Fuckers!

You know the cool thing about this place, is the absolutely limitless talent.

I stumbled across a new blogger today.

travelingintexas Trav

He seems a little shy... and retarded, but what the hell.


Ok... so he's not new. I just wanted to wind him up. He is retarded tho, which is probably why I like him. I've always been drawn to people who are smarter than me.

I did another search of the site and found the only member to actually admit he enjoyed having a donkey shag him while he sampled warm British Ales is none other than...

albertprince Big Al

I don't know why I like him really. I think it maybe his stubborn belief that the English can play rugby. Not long now boyo. That lucky win will be a distant memory.

I feel my mood lightening. There is definately a shift and I'm feeling a lot happier.

Nothing at all to do with Christmas.

Everything to do with the people here. The people in this virtual world that others would argue aren't real.

If that's the case, then the feelings, the voices, the chat conversations are also imagined.

Would I care?

Yes of course I would. I don't think I've met a person here I didn't like. Try doing that on the street. I dare ya!

See we have our share of spakkers here. Oh boy do we ever. You're reading the rant of one of them right now. Funny thing is tho that the blogs weed out most of the bad ones.

My theory is that the majority of knuckledraggers aren't able to master the whole typing coherent sentences. This makes them easy to spot... and fortunately even easier to miss.

Mainly because by the time they've finished typing the infamous...

I think you look sexy can I fuck you?

Ugggh Ugggh.

Me man you woman we fuck now

kinda stuff... time didn't stand still for them.

It's like they're caught in some wierd timewarp. Like our very own portal into prehistoric times. Well... prehistoric mentality anyway.

Go back and look in yer blog... go back about a week and see if they've appeared yet. I'm sure that's about how long it takes. If there's nothing yet... they may still be steering the funny little arrow thing onto the 'post' button.

Shite! Assuming they managed to match the numbers.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/14/2005 7:19 am

Trav, really? Does he have a blog?

Plus, I think you mistyped the whole "I think you look sexy can I fuck you?" it should have read "Ith inky uo olok sex yacn I fcuk oyu?"

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

digdug41 49M

12/14/2005 7:21 am

I haven't met a person here that I didn't like either bb it is mos def a cool spot and I am glad I discovered it. If I hadn't I think I for surely would've relapsed by now, with all the time on my hands. But you and others here have helped me in ways you cant imagine, to get through each day under my own steam. So keep doin whatya doin it works for you and me too. cya later

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

saddletrampsk 54F

12/14/2005 7:30 am

Me want caveman to hit me over the head and drag me back to his cave..mmmmmmmm

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/14/2005 8:07 am

lord...yer just about ready to bust aintcha? *giggles*

simmer down befor yer brain explodes and makes running other parts of your body impossible.

be happy both
i love yer guts

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 8:26 am

I've seen Big Al's donkey. He's hiding out with the Tres_Whormigos. I spotted him In De Morning Time.... Does Al know you've nicked it??

*Gives Bulge the Chocolate-fingered salute*


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/14/2005 9:08 am

Glad to see your mood has improved. Amazing, what a little pot rattling can do.

AS far as the "realness" of the people in this virtual world goes:
I was one of the lucky ones who did the Chicago gig and found out the bloggers I met in person seemed and felt (oh shut up, not that way) exactly like I expected. So yeah...bonds of value are being formed here.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

DTduzDallas 50F

12/14/2005 10:19 am

Why don't you blokes across the pond use the letter "z?" "Organsing?" No, it's "organizing." I'm just sayin'...

Oh cool, T has a blog?

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/14/2005 10:28 am

Was it the pot rattling or was it just pot that improved your mood lol

Kimmers777 106F

12/14/2005 11:27 am

See? Life without kidneys has really lifted your spirits!

Nice to see you kicking back at the crowd once again. Life must be good, even in the absence of Twinkies.

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:49 am

LOL Trav,

No need to thank me mate!

Just giving you a helping hand is all... not long now you'll be on the front pag...

Holy shit!!!

That took less time than I thought.

Nahh... I think I might wait a bit longer before starting a blog.


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:51 am

Hey Daph,

Yeah... I mean it's not that great... but he's trying.


You know how I struggle with the wohle tpyign thnig!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:53 am

No need to thank me Dug,

I mean... there's no way that drip was gonna fall off on it's own.

I consider it a priviledge to have wiped it for you!


Rock on wid yer bad self brother!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:54 am


careful what you wish for dearie

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:55 am


It was only a little tear, just enough to release the pressure...


Where's me arse gone!!!!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:57 am

LOL Helga,

You need to stop perving on Al's animal collection. You'll be telling me you've seen his rooster next!

Those whormigos... a crazy bunch of bastards!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:58 am

Yeah wahine,

That is soooo true.

Still wanna rattle the pots around the heads of those wankers tho.

oooh! more steam!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 12:00 pm

Hey there Divinity,

That aint fair.

How come it works in one direction only?

Now sounds fine to me!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 12:03 pm

DT ya spakker

Stop trying to form some underuse support group for the letter Z

We use it!

Zoo... maZe... enZyme...


We just don't feel the need to shove it into every word we find!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 12:04 pm

Hey oldman!

On the grounds that I may look less than manly if I admit the rattling of pots on the stove were the reason...

I'm saying nothing!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 12:06 pm

Kimmers you were right!

I do have a surprising number of spots in front of my eyes now though.

Life is good when you can chat and email with the amazing people I'm able to!

So when are you bringing those twinkies then?

bardicman 50M

12/14/2005 4:33 pm

Oui ami, j'apprécie ainsi les rires et les entretiens que nous avons. Il cette substance n'est pas vrai puis pourquoi fait mon coeur me disent que nous tous avons formé une obligation avec l'un l'autre et ferons des choses mauvaises à n'importe qui qui essaye de salir avec n'importe lequel d'entre nous.

I am not dead yet

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/14/2005 6:07 pm

Dear Bulging Boy:

I just wanted to give you a great big cuz bardic is sending us here to visit you today for commentary


You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

bangingmyhead 54M
157 posts
12/14/2005 6:21 pm

Sex = a Kiwi + a sheep

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/14/2005 6:41 pm


I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

norprin5 55M

12/14/2005 7:27 pm

um...is this where i come to complain about bardicman?

King Nor XVIII

XesSex03 50M/48F

12/14/2005 7:57 pm

Awww! Now I'm sad! I feel so..so rejected! I went back and checked my blog, and I didn't see any Knuckledraggers! Not a single UGH!. ***going off to pout now***

Mrs. Xes

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/14/2005 8:05 pm

Bulgy...ur so cute, i'd swing with ya

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:34 pm


For fucks sake man!

That's NOT what I meant when I said bring a french letter!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:35 pm

Is he now Fantasia?

Commentary on what I wonder?

He really is a naughty wee man isn't he!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:36 pm

OK banging...

Now if we can just get you to work on addition with numbers that job on the checkout will be yours!


wife4stranger 57F

12/14/2005 9:37 pm

Well hell, I'd be impressed with an email with the line:

"I think you look sexy can I fuck you?"

The majority of ones I receive run about 2 to 4 words. "wanna fuck?" or the infamous "are you real?"........and ya'll know how I feel about the ones that ask me that.

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:37 pm

was that a request pixie?

ok then...


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:39 pm

Hi norprin...

Yep it most certainly is!

Only one complaint per comment tho!

Ok Bard... Turn the shit on NOW!!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:45 pm

Mrs Xes,

Don't worry. It won't be for the want of trying.

Unfortunately there are 3 numbers they have to match.

Please try to see it from their perspective.

Masturbating, trying to steer that little arrow thing, making an intelligent comment *and* matching numbers!

You may have the *really* special ones!


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:47 pm

Woooo fantasia!


Cute? Swing?

Have you been drinking m'dear?


swing away babe!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:48 pm

Hmmm wife,

I dunno what to say about that.

Perhaps genetic splicing? Are you real!


What a question.

wife4stranger 57F

12/14/2005 10:16 pm

Laugh all you want bulgy.....I get at least one a day asking me that. I even wrote a little rant about it one night...
Yes, I am real dammit.......

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:17 pm


I believe you!

It still amazes me... but I believe you!

I mean WTF? Maybe they aren't real. Hence the question


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 11:18 pm

Big Al has a cockerel?? I knew he had a petting zoo, but I don't remember seeing anything that goes cock-a-doodle-doo! Hey, ho, what's a girl to do!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/14/2005 11:35 pm

Weird thing is, I came to this sight figuring I would find my fantasy man....perfect in every way: an adonis, michealangelo's david, brad pitt. Then I discovered all the dicks that respond through email; I was shattered. Then I came to the blogs, some how, some way, finding my way down this crooked little path. And all the wonderful men I have found here have made me revisit my perfect fantasy man......when I think of all of you, melded together, uh, duh, what the fuck am I thinking?!?!?!!?

p.s. I am still working on getting the airlines to sell us tickets again; we'll let you know just as soon as we succeed!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:51 pm

Hey Helga,

He has a petting zoo?


I bet. He just kept telling you it was a friendly snake that just loved to be kissed!

bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:53 pm


That's to the tickets.

God! I'd hate to see the monster creation that came from all your melded men.


AlbertPrince 57M

12/15/2005 12:45 am

It's not true about the donkey. You can't drink beer while an ass is up your ass. You'd spill far too much. I save the beer for when we're relaxing afterwards.

And as for my cock - well, that's just a myth.

bulging_boy 49M

12/15/2005 2:01 am


You make it sound so... normal.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/17/2005 11:37 am

    Quoting saddletrampsk:
    Me want caveman to hit me over the head and drag me back to his cave..mmmmmmmm
***Luke knocks Saddle over the head and drags her back to his cave for sixty seconds of the best loving she has ever had.***

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rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/17/2005 11:48 am

Fucking donkeys is just wrong. Now goats and heifers that's just good luvin'

I'm off to check out this new kid Trav

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A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

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