Please Read!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/30/2005 3:14 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Please Read!

Warning - there is a new scam out on the street!

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum.

This is a scam.

They only want to see your bum.

I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now.

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
11/30/2005 4:05 pm

No worries...I'm sure it's a very cute bum. LOL (That's a great idea though - wonder if it would work in my neighborhood....)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
11/30/2005 5:35 pm

So what?
So they saw your butt?
If they 've come this far just for that... maybe they 're worth their reward.

bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 5:36 pm

It is kinda cute Pixie,

I'm not too sure how it looks now as I haven't seen it in a while...

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/30/2005 6:16 pm

im not worried. my bum lives under a bridge downtown...

wife4stranger 57F

11/30/2005 6:45 pm

Damn......I wondered why that flash went off just as I showed reckon they're selling the pics on ebay????? Gawd......I feel so blonde.....

bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 7:29 pm

Good idea nikki,

Just don't give 'em mine!


bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 7:31 pm


That sort of thinking leads to anal lesions.



I don't care how far they travel, they aint gonna see anything else!


bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 7:32 pm

But SJ,

Doesn't the cold get you down?

Valdrane78 38M

11/30/2005 8:04 pm

You would be retarded enough to fall for somethig like that.........................FREAK!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!

1023 posts
11/30/2005 8:08 pm

Why are you complaining now Bulge? you WERE all about putting the kettle on, saying "Wontcha stay for a spot of tea? I have frozen dinners and satelite tellie, you know..."

And don't bust out some "hindsight is 20/20 or something." ^_^

Wife4stranger, they sold so well, I'll be conducting a follow up survey in your area next week. Just tell your inner blonde there's no need for alarm, this is a perfectly natural request. ^_^

rm_AmishAmy 100F
246 posts
11/30/2005 8:49 pm

OMG bulging...i was just reading about this group of bandits that go door to door and take pictures of peoples' buttocks.....then they super impose them onto famous and infamous people then sell them on questionable sex sites er yeah..well anyway...i know a way to stop them from doing that with your bum pic.....just email me your credit card number with the highest balance and i'll get this dark cloud out from over you.....and don't even thank me......i just want to help....

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/30/2005 10:50 pm

Hey Kiwi...I got a letter from Nigeria you might want to read ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/30/2005 11:39 pm

Hey wife!

Shit I hope not!

I guess I'm too trusting

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 12:00 am


Only if you put that broom down

You're making me nervous

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 12:01 am


You'd be perverted enough to ask!



bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 12:55 am


Damn. You musta spit that tea out or something.

Most folk never make it back out the door!

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 12:56 am

Hey Amy,

Ummm... Amish... credit cards?

You some kinda fraudster?

ok... 4548 ummm...

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 1:52 am


I got one too!

Wooohoooo!!! I'm in the money... I'm in the money!

Thank god for diamond mines and exiled leaders,

Oh of course, thier only surviving offspring too

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/1/2005 4:21 pm

oh hell...I got one of the letters from Nigeria too. That was a SCAM? Well hell...and here I was thinking I was going to be rich, rich, rich.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 4:51 pm


You got one too Pixie?

Wow! That country is loaded

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/1/2005 6:47 pm

neener neener neener, i saw yer bum

tillerbabe 55F

12/1/2005 10:50 pm

Shit...I've been "scammed"...on AdultFriendFinder no less

bulging_boy 49M

12/1/2005 10:56 pm

LOL anch,

I hope you cleaned your tongue

That was a helluva lick you gave me

bulging_boy 49M

12/2/2005 12:51 am


It's ok babe! That was cammed. Not scammed.

We did that last night remember?

AlbertPrince 57M

12/3/2005 11:48 am

You spoil all my fun

bulging_boy 49M

12/3/2005 2:47 pm

Oh God!

Was that YOU under that clown suit Al?

Shit sorry mate!

fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/4/2005 12:33 am

I THINK this blog should've started with a pic of bulging boy's bum...don't u?

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 1:40 am

Hiya fantasia,

Sorry... what?

I'm a little distracted by your picture

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/4/2005 7:35 pm

I fooled them I showed them Mr. Snuffleupagus instead

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 12:20 am

LOL Luke!

That taught them didn't it!

I bet they ran screaming when he started sniffing round their pants!


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