One kinky combo coming up  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
10/22/2005 9:05 pm

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One kinky combo coming up


This is a story about Mouldylocks and the 2 bears

Once upon a time there was a guy, he was a little bit of a freak and had poor personal hygiene. All the other kids at school called him Mouldylocks, cause sometimes kids are just mean.

Over the years, the name stuck. So did all manner of paper objects as they came in contact with his sticky filthy skin.
[ewwwwww - dirty Mouldylocks]

One day as Mouldylocks was walking home from his torturous school, a piece of paper danced it's way towards him, pushed along by a light and refreshing breeze.

As if it was always going to happen, the piece of paper landed smack dab on Mouldylocks face. It took a couple of minutes before Mouldylocks managed to peel the paper off.
[ewwwwww - dirty Mouldylocks]

It was an invitation! To a party. A party in the woods.

Mouldylocks was quite excited, he'd never been to a party before, and he was adamant that he was old enough to go. After all... An adult party is for adults right? Despite the fact that he was still in primary school, Mouldylocks was 23. He was the best darned block builder the town had ever seen. The principle was even considering putting him forward for the annual building competition. ABC's were Mouldylocks specialty.

Mouldylocks knew that posession of the invitation wasn't going to be enough. It wasn't gold and it wasn't from Willie Wonka. He decided he'd better go and front up to the hosts.

The directions were rubbish. Left at the pine tree and right at the old oak. Mouldylocks wished he had paid more attention during 'know your tree' in class. Oh well.

By the time Mouldylocks had found the house, it was getting dark. But Mouldylocks was committed. Noone knows how he managed to get out of the secure area, but that’s a different story. He was just about to knock on the door when he heard a voice.

"I don't think it's working father bear."

Mouldylocks stopped just before ringing the bell and listened to the conversation.

"Hmmm. Well we have followed the instructions. Sit in warm water for 20 minutes, spread over the area and then peel off."

"I know. I know. But nothing’s happening. Oh Lordy lordy lordy. What will everyone think! Oh father bear. Do something."

"Calm down, calm down father bear. Maybe this isn’t right. Let’s see. One tub of deliciously delicious chocolate sauce. One hairy bears arse. I'm sure that's what Nutty McSquirrel said. Wait right here..."

Mouldylocks was transfixed. He had no idea what was going on. Bears arses and chocolate sauce? He was mildly excited by the thought, but it wasn't showing. As he stood listening for more the door swung open.

Father bear and Mouldylocks both jumped and let out squeals. When they regained their composure, they stood staring at each other.

Father bear was still standing in the doorway wearing a leather outfit with a surprising number of buckles and zips. Mouldylocks was just dirty really. Father bear wasn't sure what he was looking at, mainly due to all the pine needles and dirt that had accumulated on his trek to the house.

Finally he said, "You have to be the sorriest looking hedgehog I have ever seen. Let’s get you inside. You'll catch your death out there. come on. come on. In you come dearie."

Mouldylocks was too stunned not to comply. He stepped inside rather robotically, and as he did... he took in the surroundings.

Fragrant smells, pot pourri, tasteful pictures on the wall, coordinated seating and a rather strange lamp in the shape of a penis.

"oooooooooooooooooooooooh. What *have* you got there father bear?" asked father bear.

"It's a poor wee hedgehog father bear", father bear replied.

Mouldylocks turned around to where the voice was coming from and was shocked to see father bear draped over a chair with his pants around his ankles and his backside covered in chocolate sauce.

"ummm... look! If I've come at a bad time, I really can come back later". stammered Mouldylocks.

"Don't be silly dear. We're just getting ready for our party. Now what can we do for you?" father bear asked while still hanging in his rather awkward position.

"Well...", Mouldylocks said, "it's just that I had this invitation... ummm... given to me. Yeah given to me! That's right! and I just wanted to make sure it was ok for me to come."

"Oh of course it is! We don't normally get hedgehogs coming to our parties, it'll be lovely." Father bear uttered the encouragement as he went outside, "back in a few minutes dear."

"What are you trying to do?" Mouldylocks asked

"Well you sweet wee thing, I've just got a new outfit to wear tonight", father bear started talking as he got up from the chair and went across to the couch, "as you can see, pants like these won't suit a rear like mine."

Mouldylocks stared. One eye on father bears incredibly hairy and chocolate sauce covered arse and one eye on the strange bottomless pants father bear was holding in his paws.

"Oh?", Mouldylocks replied not really knowing what to say.

"That's right dear, and because a tub of nair would use up all our lifesavings we needed to find an alternative", father bear was nearly in tears with his dilemma, "so father bear has gone to see Nutty McSquirrel to see what can be done, he was the one who told us the chocolate sauce would work"

Father bear started sobbing uncontrollably.

Mouldylocks felt awkward, really awkward. He brought his hands to his face to ponder the situation when he jabbed himself on a needle.

"OUCH!" he exclaimed loudly.

Father bear stopped and looked up at Mouldylocks who was staring at his cut hand.

"ohhh you poor dear, let me put a plaster on that for you", tears gone father bear relished looking after his guests.

"You know... I'm not a hedgehog or a deer", Mouldylocks admitted, "I'm actually a boy"

"Well that is the best hedgehog outfit I've seen" said father bear, "now hold still while I clean this up."

Cleaned and patched Mouldylocks hand looked as if it had been the sick practical joke of a plastic surgeon, against the rest of his dirty arm.

"I actually love chocolate", Mouldylocks muttered as he realised he was getting hungry

Father bear had resumed his position on the chair and waving generally he said "Help yourself"

Mouldylocks looked around, but couldn't see the tub of chocolate anywhere. Being hungry and not wanting to upset his host, he sauntered up to Father Bear and plunged his head into his ass.

"Keeeeriiist Almighty", Father Bear screamed.

Mouldylocks pulled back immediately, as Father Bear swung round to look at him.

"I'm... I'm... sorry", stuttered Mouldylocks

"What in heavens name...", Father Bear trailed off his sentence when he saw that Mouldylocks face was less covered in pine needles and more covered in what could only be bear fur.

"I thought that's what you wanted me to do", Mouldylocks face reddened beneath the dirt and filth but none showed on the surface
[ewwwwww - dirty Mouldylocks]

"Just carry on would you?", Father Bear changed his tone quickly after realising that Mouldylocks held the answer to his problem on his face.

"Are you sure?", Mouldylocks questioned

Father Bear nodded and reassumed the position.

Mouldylocks was in full swing when Father Bear arrived back. "Honey, it was delicious sticky chocolate sauce...", Father Bear began

"What the FUCK?" he boomed when he saw Mouldylocks face buried in Father Bears behind, moving from side to side and his head frantically bobbing.

Mouldylocks and Father Bear jumped.

"It's ok dear, it's not what it looks like. I promise you!", Father Bear started, "Check out my sexy ass"

Father Bear looked at Father Bears ass, and it was indeed smooth and shiny. Fresh as a newborn baby's bottom. "Mind if I give it a slap Father Bear?", Father Bear asked.

"Be my guest", Father Bear replied

"Well… let’s look at you now", Father Bear said while studying Mouldylocks, "You seem to have lost most of your costume now. What on earth can we do with you now?"

"I don’t know", Mouldylocks replied, "I don’t have much stuff really, and it would take me too long to go home and get changed"

Father bear and father bear both sat and pondered the situation. They really did owe Mouldylocks a debt of gratitude. Father bear slipped his bottomless pants on and strutted around the room feeling quite the kink. He could hardly contain his smile.

Suddenly his eyes fell on the lamp.

By the time the party came, everyone was looking utterly perverted. Mouldylocks was looking much less mouldy and more the king stud with the lamp strapped to his groin.

There was a queue beyond the eye could see to dance with him. Attention he relished.

When the party finally finished, Mouldylocks gave both his hosts a big hug and kiss. Despite himself he gave Father bears exposed arse a light slap.

"oooh you kinky little bastard Mouldylocks", he laughed, "I’ve a good mind to grab that lamp from your trousers"

"You can if you like!", Mouldylocks winked, "I put the lamp back on the table about 10 minutes ago!"
[ewwwwww - dirty Mouldylocks]

And that was it. Mouldylocks had made some really neat friends despite their being of the same sex. He enjoyed their company and spent a great deal of time with them. His life at school changed for the better as well. Now that Father bear and Father bear never let him get as dirty again, he had friends everywhere. Of course… those who still teased him…

Well. They got the lamp!
[oooooooh - dirty Mouldylocks]

bulging_boy 49M

10/22/2005 9:07 pm

This post is dedicated to Jez and 5er.

Just remember everyone. It's a pisstake, and only meant as a bit of fun


bulging_boy 49M

10/23/2005 4:46 pm

somehow nikki, I don't think it would become a childrens favourite


bulging_boy 49M

10/23/2005 4:49 pm

what?


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/23/2005 5:42 pm

oh my poor wee hedgehog, can I plaster your ass with a penis lamp?


bulging_boy 49M

10/23/2005 10:36 pm

LMAO Saint.

Gee you could... but it's gone now


bulging_boy 49M

10/24/2005 2:21 am

LOL nikki... most things don't make much sense to me.

Surely this post is proof of that!


cinderellaarrggh 49F
15 posts
10/24/2005 9:11 am

is that story autobiographical???


tillerbabe 56F

10/24/2005 8:43 pm

Bulge....

So how long have you been taking ACID?

OOOoooooooo, look at he pretty COLORS!

{=}


bulging_boy 49M

10/24/2005 10:47 pm

I hope not Cinders.

Pure nonsense I'm happy to say!


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/25/2005 6:19 pm

Hahahaha...now that is cute..I just love the name mouldylocks...i cant even begin to tell you the picture I have in my mind


bulging_boy 49M

10/25/2005 10:31 pm

hehehe Thanks Jez


bulging_boy 49M

10/25/2005 10:55 pm

Hey tiller!

You can see the colours too?


bulging_boy 49M

10/25/2005 11:47 pm

LOL Thanks Bella,

I really wish you'd tell me the pictures you have in your mind. If it's anything like the pictures I have in *my* mind...

Woooooooooooooooo!


bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 12:20 am

Hey there Sil,

I guess if there's a punchline anywhere, it's that you read it... and read it twice! LOL

It was really just meant to be a humourous post, nothing more (ok... maybe just a little bit more... but those it was intended for know who they are)


kezzie111 50F

10/26/2005 2:11 am

Oh so well written,laughed my way through it!
Like your state of mind.

Kezzie


bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 2:30 pm

Why thankyou kind kezzie

[bows]

Sorry about the mess. Those spiders and snakes never pick up after themselves.


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