Not if you've just eaten!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
1/12/2006 2:04 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Not if you've just eaten!

I was reading the blog of my good friend Bard and I saw his selfless tributatory post to our sadly departed Tills.

This made me sit up, mainly because I knew he'd been saving up for a sex change operation for a while now... and I honestly thought he'd had it.

This is his tribute

Alas... and Alas!

It was another reminder of how much we're gonna miss that chick with the uniform. The one that's handled more hose than Carmen Electra, and made guys steam more than a Swedish Sauna.

So... as I'm feeling melancholy... I'm going to rip them both off, and post my modified version.


I need someone to lick my shit... Bard?

panda_moanium 47F  
194 posts
1/12/2006 5:25 pm

I'll get Gold to do it when he gets here...
If ya ever answer the bloody phone !!

We miss you

TzarsAmuseChant 41M
2854 posts
1/12/2006 6:38 pm

hey man, I love ya, I really do, but I have to draw the line somewhere, and I reckon it haqs to be here. no shit licking for me.

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
1/12/2006 7:16 pm

aarrgghhhh if i didnt love you both so hate you both

rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
1/12/2006 7:28 pm

ROFLAO, fer fucks sake!!! (hope you don't mind I stole your line..hehehe)

I am sitting here shaking my head at you and bard, you two are some sick twisted individuals....LOL

Oh my heaven,

I have no idea what the hell you two have eaten, please let me know so I know not to try it? LOL

hugs and smiles

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
1/12/2006 10:03 pm

Bct2Esi, whatever it was, rest assured it was on toast!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

tillerbabe 55F

1/12/2006 10:13 pm

Eat my FUCK! Clitsnot! {=}

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
1/13/2006 3:30 am

Okay, it's my third trip back. I give up. There is NO comment possible here.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/13/2006 6:41 am

You've rendered me (the oh-so-rare) speechless!

bardicman 50M

1/13/2006 6:57 am

Eat my Fuck Tiller... Sounds like a damn good buffet

Definately sounds better than Bulges Shit..

I am not dead yet

saddletrampsk 54F

1/13/2006 9:44 am

Holy shit thats nasty

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
1/13/2006 2:11 pm


~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:00 am


My phone doesnt' ring unless someone rings it!

bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:02 am

Come on 5,

Join in! You know you want to!


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:03 am


Sorry... I'm a reflex flusher


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:05 am


Thanks SJ

bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:06 am

Hey Bct,

Actually it was stove top stuffing!

That shit'll poison yer mind!


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:07 am

LOL Daph!

Stove top stuffing on toast?

That's just sick

bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:07 am

Hey sexyfit,

I finally gave in to his repeated requests! What can I say??


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:08 am

mmmmm Tiller,

Damn. Now that I'm engaged... I'm gonna have to pass!


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:10 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Okay, it's my third trip back. I give up. There is NO comment possible here.
*checks rule book*

Yep Wahine!

That's officially a comment. Despite yourself... you managed it!



bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:15 am

Ohhhh wee poppet,

I'm sooo sorry you lost your voice, if it's any consolation... we all lost ours too when you changed your picture!


bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:16 am

LOL Bard,

Sounds better... not tastes better!



bulging_boy 49M

1/14/2006 1:19 am

LOL Saddle,

It is indeed.

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