Not by the hair on my chinney chin chin  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
10/25/2005 1:40 am

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Not by the hair on my chinney chin chin


Oh well...

I guess I have no idea what turns people on either. Stuff I think's funny and makes me choke with laughter must make me look like some kind of freak.

Not the choking bit. People who are choking always look like freaks. It's the bulging eyes and the red face. Oh... and the gurgling noise.

I hope I don't come across someone like that. I'd probably be hesitant, not through wanting to watch, just through being freaked out.

Or maybe not. I don't know how I'd react to be honest.

I've been the regular good samaritan lately. I helped an old woman across the street. She repeatedly said she didn't want to go, but I knew better.

As soon as we got to the other side. Guess what? You got it. She said she wanted to cross the road.

See? I knew she did.

When I pointed that simple fact out to her, she called me a wanker. Dementia. That's what I put it down to. Still. I forgave her and helped her back across.

I'm still amazed that I instinctively knew that she wanted to cross there... despite her pleadings.

But... that's the kind of guy I am. You may say you don't want any help... but I know better. You can't hide it from me... so don't even try.

The old lady tried. She ended up offering me her purse. Over and over and over.

I felt quite overwhelmed. I should have taken it the first time, as she ended up catching me on the side of the head with it.

It was at that point she realised I wasn't going to accept it, and seemed quite happy to go on her way.

Don't worry about me! I shouted after her.

You should be so lucky! she shouted back.

I decided not to say anything else. Her hearing was obviously bad, and she must have thought I was asking her for sex.

Brrrrrrrr! I hope that was a cold chill running down my spine.

I don't think I'd cope if it was her tongue.

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/25/2005 7:33 pm

hey does she have a sister

we can go on a double date

ask if they are swingers


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

10/25/2005 11:50 pm

She might have been a swinger luke.

From the way she was walking... it was either that... or her hip was loose!


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

10/26/2005 7:29 am

awwwwwwwwww im sure your not a wanker

nice dickie bow luke

silky xxxxxx


bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 10:37 am

Thanks silky,

Oi just might be. To be sure. To be sure.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/26/2005 1:43 pm

Mmmn ... did Silky just say i have a nice dickie ... well bless my blarney stone {=}

Bulgeman yep you probably are a bit of a wanker but you're in good company


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

10/26/2005 6:06 pm

Just so long as noone brings out a biscuit, I'm happy to be amongst like minded friends.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
10/26/2005 8:05 pm

*giggling*
I usually reserve this comment for Hardly Yours' blog entries... but you've earned it with this post :

YOU AINT RIGHT! in the best possible way.


bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 3:46 am

Older nikki... Older.

There's a subtle difference.

Although... I wonder if her teeth come out...


bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 4:04 am

LOL Jez,

I couldn't help putting a Yoda accent on that 'very handsome, you are'

Thanks tho sweetie


bulging_boy 49M

10/27/2005 4:05 am

I bow at your giggling feet SJ


five_speed 41M

10/28/2005 9:07 pm

Love your humor, mate. Coming in here is always a good time.


bulging_boy 49M

10/29/2005 5:57 am

LOL

Cheers 5er


rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/29/2005 7:31 pm

did she have teeth??


bulging_boy 49M

10/29/2005 9:17 pm

Not when I'd finished.


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