No I aint no super hero  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/5/2005 9:35 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

No I aint no super hero

I dunno what to write.

I had a feeling that I was out of the cloud thanks to some pretty special people who came and fried my nuts.

In a nice way of course. Although when you think about it... I don't think there *could* be a nice way to have your nuts fried.

Now - I did promise to be in a better mood for my next post which was my last post, but due to some biological interference... it didn't quite work out how I'd planned.

Not that I plan anything. My direction in life is like a compass over the north pole. I spin around more often and quicker than the neighbours cat on my dick.

Shit in my garden you little fucker!

I'm a firm believer in social justice. But... I did wear a mask while disciplining that cat. Could you imagine the embarrassment being picked out of a lineup by that little bastard?

Lots of people wear masks to hide behind. Some have more than one! Masks beneath masks.

Masks beneath masks. I do that.

I swear that if someone got all my masks off... I'd probably have a head the size of a pea.

Of course... It could explain my mental age and uhhh... abilities.

My purpose I feel is to lift peoples spirits.

Yes folks. I want to be a barman.

No... I'm joking. I couldn't do that Cocktail thing. I'd get sacked. I couldn't catch a cold, much less a spinning bottle of piss. Well... unless you mean on the side of the head. I seem to get a few of those.

I like to laugh and I like to see other people laughing. That's partly the reason I like to walk around without pants. The other reason is I like the freedom of movement.

If anyone asks I just tell them it's my watch. I'm an old fashioned kinda guy and it was the only place I could put my modern art sundial.

Of course. It only works when there's a hot lady around.

So me... Serious? Rarely. I'm even joking when I'm serious. I hide behind jokes. Maybe forcing whoever it is to work... to think about what it is I'm saying.

Everything can be taken at face value, and everything has another meaning. I see myself as a bit of a puzzle master. Creating a trail of insanity for those who choose to follow.

Dig into the psyche of Bulge. Here have a spoon. It's all marshmallow anyway. Sickly fluff that in the end is bad for you. Not in a Jeffrey Dahmer kind of way... just in an Ow, my head hurts kinda way.

Think of me as an onion. The more layers you peel off... the more like crying you feel.

Frustration does that to people you know

There are some that see behind all my masks. I think. Or maybe *have* would be more appropriate.

Sometime people just can't handle the truth. As far as I know... they're still running.

Oh well... it could be time for me to let the dogs out. Or the bees... or the dogs with bees coming out of their mouths.

Aint that right Homer!


Oh yeah... If you wanna look... be prepared for what you're gonna see, and like the mob... once you're in... you're in. There aint no getting out!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
11/5/2005 11:24 pm

RELEASE THE HOUNDS, and the bees. I always wanted to be "The Saint" Gravano, sign me up.

tillerbabe 55F

11/5/2005 11:30 pm

So.. are you and AlbertPrince brothers? Twins separated at birth? Siamese Twins? And if so.....after the "separation surgery" ..who got the big penis????

bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 12:46 am

Prince did Tiller... but you know what a show off he is!

Bastard wears it on his shoulders!

bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 12:47 am

Saint my dear.

You had no choice! You were already in

bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 3:08 pm

Sorry nikki,

The door locked behind you.

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/6/2005 5:18 pm

I think your feeling better....thank the stars!

bulging_boy 49M

11/6/2005 6:41 pm

I'm still gonna grease up on the 'bad' food though Bella,

Damned if I'm gonna have that hanging over my head.

My theory is... one more day of pain, that should be enough for them to sort me out.

No guarantees though, many of my theories have been put to pasture.

AlbertPrince 57M

11/7/2005 1:04 pm

I wish!

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 2:45 pm

LMAO Prince,

You tellin me that you don't have a 27 inch penis now?

Hehehe another one trapped in the cage

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/7/2005 11:03 pm

Hope things get better for you behind the masks

Glad to hear you got a little pussy at least

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 2:38 am


Damn Luke... I never thought of it like that!


hehehe another one

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/17/2005 3:37 am

I keep going farther and farther back and wonder why i didnt find your blog have a wonderful sense of humour, even if it is hiding something more.

bulging_boy 49M

11/19/2005 1:27 pm

awwww anch,

You say the sweetest things.

I'm guessing you're on a sugar high from all that marshmallow

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